How tf does someone samhydemax ?

How tf does someone “samhydemax” ?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When you scare women with your appearance

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be as grotesque as you possibly can, essentially ogremaxx. Scare both men and women with your presence, don't filter your thoughts etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      of course sam hyde would choose the patterned fairtex gloves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's so greasy. Imagine trying to catch him on a campus or something. He's too slimy to be held, like a fish, tasers dont do anything to him and nothing short of multiple hits with a rifle would stop this man. Absolute menace. He cant keep getting away with it.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    unfortunately you need specific genetics to hydemax, your legs and arms cant be that long, they have to be manlet like in proportion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xC4lEOr.jpg

      Be as grotesque as you possibly can, essentially ogremaxx. Scare both men and women with your presence, don't filter your thoughts etc.

      >6 foot 3
      >but the arms of someone who is 5 foot 3

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jarvis, bring up the perspective drawings for showing how much of a manlet Sam (+ his crew) are

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all. In order to hydemax you need to start out as a dyel lanklet, then start drinking gallons of milk a day.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He tells you

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    creditmaxx

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Diet of protein & carbs
    Strength training no cardio (also no legs)
    Pick up smoking, stop grooming yourself
    One shower a week max

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick a troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna get antagonistic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming this isn't edited, he has an HGH gut and curlbro arms. There is absolutely no delts, traps, and his pecs resemble a 400lb lard who finally put the fricking fork down

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >assuming this isn't edited
      He looks cell shaded you moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I couldn't tell.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you sam, stop making threads about yourself on IST and go get charls on world peace 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dont worry i will im just working on making the red pills even more potent

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You’re not Sam you fricking Black person chud

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > red pills
        > taking canonical Black person-offered meds

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lift and never shower

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be a 38year old whose dreams of being a comedian were dashed by shitposting too hard irl and getting your show canceled, but then somehow you bought bitcoin totally not to buy drugs and then it went to 20k and you were rich

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dbol is the secret.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    look as close to a rapist as possible, hide in bushes in the park before working out to get in the right mindset and stare with intensity at any female close to you while lifting. If possible do it uncomfortably close to them as well. hip trusts are excellent for this. If there is no female just pick the smallest guy at the gym and imagine raping him.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    edgy nobody that has been desperately trying to go viral for a decade that gassed out in the first round trying to fight a violinist.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imo i feel he started shilling way too much.
    The Nick streams are kino tho ngl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      first stream I saw of Sam was him complaining about how he doesn't have enough money and him being freaked out by being replaced by AI art, so now I only watch Nick

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised I didn't know he was such a fricking unit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is that really him? I’ve never seen any of his videos I just know the memes but that’s legitimately one of the most coordinated punches I’ve ever seen from an influencer or celebrity

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >impressed by a straight right
        Lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Tell me you've never boxed without telling me you've never boxed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He just put all his weight into it and charged. Other guy had his guard down and was slow to get it up, Sams colossal whale weight broke right through the weak guard.
            Anyone with agility would have been able to dodge and counter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That was when he fought some tik toker at the YT boxing event last year. He did it to gain Hasanabi's attention, Despite the match being pretty slow-paced, Sam got some good shots off and won TKO in R3. He can punch well but he just needs more stamina.

        • 1 year ago
          sage

          >tfw sam was cucked by idubbz even after buying tickets

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            t. hasan

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's been boxing casually for years, the violin guy only trained for a few months.

        That was when he fought some tik toker at the YT boxing event last year. He did it to gain Hasanabi's attention, Despite the match being pretty slow-paced, Sam got some good shots off and won TKO in R3. He can punch well but he just needs more stamina.

        The Hasan fight will never happen.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need to dunning-kruger yourself into thinking you're 200IQ and the reason you're failing is society and not your own actions.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo, is that Jujimufu?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    keto I think, talking about that phyzeek specificaly

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    u need 1950s men level of testosterone for starters

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take way too much testosterone and aromatize it all to estrogen.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    isnt this the guy that killed all those people in that mall in france?

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