How to achieve the average bass player physique?

How to achieve the average bass player physique?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    carry the band without mogging them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >peter steele
      >carrying the band
      some of type o's members were legends entirely in their own right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody remembers them though, they mostly remember pete as the frontman and kenny because he sometimes did vocals.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe women, but who the frick cares about what women think.

          You seriously don't think about the fact that they had some of the most hauntingly beautiful piano/keyboard parts of all time?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pete was many things but "average" was not one of them. RIP green man.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine and whine.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He did a lot of cocaine, drank 13 bottles of wine in one set, did porn, did roids. Keep in mind, such lifestyle will kill you in your early 40s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he died of sepsis if he went to the hospital asap he would have lived

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >porn and roids
      proofz?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To achieve this one must have a very extreme personality which few have. It can't be forced if you don't have that inclination to go to the extremes in the first place.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It drives me insane how some brainlets think you need to do all kinds of crazy shit to get better at music, homies will develop crippling addictions just to avoid regular practice and studying music theory fr fr

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Music theory is not real schizo

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CARNIVORE
    >I'M A MEAT EATER
    >CARNIVORE
    >I'D LIKE TO MEET YA

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Music is just a naturally high T interest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rock and metal*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but rammstein is mostly all homosexuals, especially till.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do know that he was an olympic swimmer in the German Democratic Republic, do you?
      They roided their athletes up to the gills wihtout consent, e.g. giving them oral PEDs in mandatory toothpaste among some other shit.
      Guess he got out before dying at the age of 35 but there have been a lot of cases that are currently worked up because the kids/teens in those state funded training camps didn't know about being used as human test-animals

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's nuts we used to have musicians like this back then. I can't think if a single musician who gained fame over the last 10 years who lifts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mogs you in harms way

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy neck

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that the guy from Dillinger? If so he's a shit vocalist.

          It's nuts we used to have musicians like this back then. I can't think if a single musician who gained fame over the last 10 years who lifts.

          Alex Terrible of Slaughter To Prevail.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alex Terrible and Casey Tyson-Pearce(one of Angelmaker's vocalists) were the first that came to mind. Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying has gotten fricking massive over the years too. Plenty of dudes in metal that lift these days.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >is that the guy from Dillinger?
            It's the guy from Harms Way

            ?t=542

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is headbanging the ultimate neck exercise? i mean, look at corpsegrinder, that man has never done any neck curls in his life, he just headbangs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy neck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some rappers do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's also a vegan

      carnitards btfo once again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are roids vegan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk who he is but he looks like a clown

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was on roids and self conscious about his small shoulders even while on the juice. No joke

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont spend any time practicing your instrument because any brain dead moron can do it, use all that free time to do bicep curls and pushups in your garage

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do lots of cocaine, chug antidepressants like candy, do steroids, and bulk a lot like a madman. That's Peter Steele's diet basically.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Giant Chad
    >On the roids
    >Substance addict
    >Catholic
    >Criminal record over silly woman shit
    >Flashes butthole on album cover
    >"Accidentally" gets naked for homosexual magazine audience
    >Dies young
    vs
    >Manlet Chad
    >Natty
    >Straight-Edge (eventually began rare absinthe collection later in life)
    >Satanic
    >Got arrested for grave robbing once (cool crime)
    >Never flashed butthole to anyone
    >Refused all gay activities even though Henry Rollins begged and begged for his dick
    >Still playing tours and self-funding his awful passion project movies
    Sometimes smaller is better. Biologists call this the square-cube law.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol, still seething since that fat guy knocked you out huh Glenn?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peter Steele also:
      >riled up Antifa across the West with a song about people who leech off welfare and got bunch of concerts cancelled across Europe, and afterwards he got painted as nazi by liberals and leftists for the rest of his life
      >made Catholics mad over "Christian Woman" song
      >made song about waifus before waifuism in the West became a thing in 1st place
      >had balls to fake his death and posted his tombstone on band's website, 5 years prior to his actual death
      >actively bullied and gaslighted journos by making up bullshit stories and appearing unhinged on public TV
      He was one hell of a Chad

      To achieve this one must have a very extreme personality which few have. It can't be forced if you don't have that inclination to go to the extremes in the first place.

      He was bipolar and had depression episodes, so he definitely leaned into that area.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually like Steele a lot (especially for Carnivore). I just wanted to post my beloved Glen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the waifu song?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every bass player i've known including myself has been skinny as shit.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BE MY DRUIDESS
    BE MY EVERYTHING HING

    ~~~~

    NO MATTER WHAT I DO
    NO MATTER WHAT I DOOO
    ITS NEVER ENOUGH

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I Diomaxxx IST?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try riding the tiger x you know he's clean

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looked like shit, why are zoomers so obsessed with him?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gains will come from being the best musician in the band whilst being told to play root notes by your average guitar player. The rage fuels the gains.

    T. 16 year bassist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maturity as a bass player is realizing that keeping it simple usually makes for the best sound. this is metal, not jazz.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maturity comes when you realise Dee Dee was the one true king of bass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are correct, but I'll be a monkeys uncle if you can't throw a run in toll fill out a part when necessary.

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