How to achieve viking mode?

How to achieve viking mode?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that show really wasn't that great, idk why i remember liking it so much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it seemed way cooler early on. it really went to shit. perfect intro music

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >perfect intro music
        theme song was the best part, i think old ragnar was cool, the heathen army was cool, rollo and francia was neat, ragnars first son had his moments and i liked him. I remember losing interest in the season after his death when ragnars wife was setting defences of the town, literally my last memory of it.

        apparently they end up in russia so that must've been cool

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >used to think this was jacked in 2013
          crazy what a decade does

          https://i.imgur.com/yXUurQ5.jpg

          How to achieve viking mode?

          It became too popular after season 1 and they let the "how do we appease the masses" crowd into it, we will never get kino's so long as Tumblr tier audiences exist.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that show really wasn't that great, idk why i remember liking it so much

        https://i.imgur.com/yXUurQ5.jpg

        How to achieve viking mode?

        First two seasons were good. Then it continually got worse

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      First three seasons were good then it just went to absolute shit.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >used to think this was jacked in 2013
    crazy what a decade does

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vikings were probably more dyel looking than that. Do rows.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      vikings were big, that lifestyle would have necessitated that, skeletons of berserkers always had really broad shoulders

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't mean they were muscular

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          just to survive and live that life you would have to have muscles even if it's tyson fury muscles buried under a ton of fat, the type of body every guy thinks they have but actually don't

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          swimmers get broader shoulders and muscular backs from swimming so much in their growing years
          bone structure is affected by manual labor in puberty which necessarily implies muscles that put stress on the bones to grow

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they were on average 175cm. other men in Europe were 165cm in that era.
        sorry to burst your bubble, zoomer ISTtorylet

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what does that prove? that people over a thousand years ago were shorter than people are now?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you retarded or what? being +10cm than others is not being big.

            i think a hoard of men razing a village is frightening regardless of body type

            vikings lost almost all battles against any regular english army. they were shit and only good on hit and run raids against unprotected places.
            shit like that was happening all over the world in almost all cultures.
            the only thing they were good was navigation.
            vikings are like a katana in the sword world: overhyped and mediocre when compared to others of their kind.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >are you retarded or what? being +10cm than others is not being big.
              width is also a thing y'know
              > vikings lost almost all battles against any regular english army
              i was talking about them razing villages and how that is frightening no matter the body type. i'm not going to debate you on the military prowess of vikings i don't care

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >vikings are like a katana in the sword world: overhyped and mediocre when compared to others of their kind.
              thats kind of ironic since actual viking swords were known to be good despite their rarity compared to spears/axes. i think hating on vikings is a midwit opinion from people who just see brainlets cheering on a cartoonish stereotype of a viking, ignoring the fact that scandinavians were still tribal when almost all of europe was romanized/civilized and expanded very far as adventurers and raiders with amazing navigation and sailing skills. the viking age is a story of its own.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the viking age is a story of its own
                Enlightened. It doesn't matter if they're overhyped or if others did it way better. Their impact makes it a story worth hearing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Myth. Even the bible acknowledges people lived 900 years with way more strength. Simeon and Levi laid waste to an entire city on their own. Also, every culture has stories of giants and giant slayers. People that say men are bigger and stronger today should probably kill themselves.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The bible
            The Bible says a lot of things, like that the world was also repopulated through incest twice. Humanity has never had better access to good nutrition, supplements and exercise information.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are they morons?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were the proto race that the superior races evolved from

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adam and Eve were most definitely not black. Sub Sahara Africans came to be after Ham was cursed and his genes corrupted. Then he founded the Hamitic races (morons). As opposed to Shem who founded the semites and Japheth who founded all the European and Asian races.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hambeasts

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did dinosaurs come into existence before or after the flood?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Before

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Picture these guys, but with spears and round shields.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think a hoard of men razing a village is frightening regardless of body type

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I mean the mongols were manlets with recurve bows, riding ponies, but obviously that's fucking terrifying in person.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is going on with the hands? Looks weird as fuck.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lift, eat healthy but dont worry about macros and have good genetics

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, i used to think this guy was jacked, i'm probably stronger than him now

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of rows

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna roll dps? Here are your choices:
    >mage
    oversaturated, you wont get into raids
    >warlock
    oversaturated, you wont get into raids
    >paladin
    meme spec, you wont get into raids
    >death knight
    oversaturated, you wont get into raids
    >priest
    meme spec, you wont get into raids
    >druid
    meme spec, you wont get into raids
    >shaman
    meme spec, you wont get into raids
    >rouge
    oversaturated, you wont get into raids
    >hunter
    weak as a whole, you wont get into raids
    >warrior
    lmao

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could get there with one year of calisthenics dude.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one year
      Assuming you're a healthy BMI, there is no way that'll take you more than a couple of months.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      does the vid include a sponser for peds?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude is a manlet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude is 6'2

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Dude's a manlet

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get rid of my feminine hip, lads?
    Looks like this guy is just pulling up his pants high. Is that my only option?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was on a high dose of magic mushrooms when Torsten had his arm removed my Loki.
    I stretched my arm so god damn hard at that scene that took more than a week for my own arm to stop hurting
    That was a really awesome night

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