How to achieve Zulu Mode as a white guy?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wdym? do you not see the forearms and thick bicep muscle insertions

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        herro chang

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not checking my digits
          hello newfag

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            We don't check wasted digits

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally genetics plus hes probably 5'5 or less. Nig looks like we weighs 140lbs tops

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    clean diet + a bro split, spraytan if you want to look bro-mode dark

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    run 5 miles somewhere and back
    fight with sticks with your bros
    walk on thorns or some shit

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get shit pushed in by british x F

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to bring up that liver king dude. But how fucking hilarious was his african hunt video? Hes like im going on a primal hunt and the africans are all lean and shit built for their enviroment. And hes like roided with a roid gut. Its fucking weird bro

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    spray your skin black so the curves show more

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zulus are dyels. Moari mode is where it's at

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      most are fat with little to no muscle

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        victims of the SAD! diet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Polynesians average at higher muscle mass and bone densit than whites. That includes Maori.
        They were averagely taller than Westerners when encountered and 20lbs+ heavier.
        They were also successful at defending against the British with advanced trench building, deception and brokered a peace-agreement that stopped them from being slaves or living in apartheid.
        >t.Part Maori, Indian, Chinese, English

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t.Part Maori, Indian, Chinese, English
          Dios mio, la abominacion.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            100% British Empire m8. Apparently I look Brazilian.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I look Brazilian
              Meu Deus, la monstruosidad da Mancomunidad

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's achievable. West African physique on the other hand....

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't lift and starve yourself

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They hunt now like your ancestors did thousands of years ago. Mimic that shit.
    >lots of cardio from running
    >wrestling with animals and other people
    >throwing spears and nets
    >lifting heavy, weirdly shaped shit like rocks at least a few days per week
    >fuck like 3 times a day
    >eat only what you can catch, hunt, gather, or grow in your backyard
    Picunrel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grow
      Lmao you expect morons know how to farm? They’d go on the hunt once a week for a feed then spend the rest of it fucking anything and practising voodoo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my GFs sperm is still active
      w..what did he mean by this bros? her eggs?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >..what did he mean by this bro
        she has a cock

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          haha, how would that work?!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >has a cock
          >she
          Choose one.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    barely eat and roid, look at his massive fucking gyno on one pec only, morons juicing

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    roids and low bodyfat

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill 10 armed colonizers minimum with just a shield and spear

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    0% bodyfat
    fast

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently they were afraid of bayonets.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, getting stabbed by an triangular bayonete means the wound will never heal, can't be stiched up and you will in most cases bleed out. Back then it was a one hit kill weapon.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First of all, don't be so fucking dumb to think, that they got a legit tribesman for a stadium performance, you fucking retard.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lobotomize yourself

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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