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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick everything you see

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you humiliate yourself like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How's it humiliating? It's not like he's spreading his butthole for a 10 dollar subscription like some prostitute on onlyfans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't have the zues hairline
    lol this guy is a fraud, genetic failure and can't get laid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >zeuscel

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ancient greece larp is this gay's whole personality

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's just his entire social media personality. And that's fine, not like social media is friendly to anything complex
      His schtick is pretty cool and more unique than 99% of fitness ~~*influencers*~~

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok and? single-handedly the coolest and most based look you could go for and he is nailing it 100%
      i'd take it any day over the roidtroony zyzz shitskins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Caesar larper as Alexander the Great, Alexander larped as Achilles. Great men larp.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gay can't even throw lightning
    >probably hasn't even raped a single person or God

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guns = lightning rod
      Don't fricking argue with me you know I'm right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sodom and Gomora is the same as Hiroshima and Nagasaki
        Not gunna argue with someone who thinks he's a God. How about you just go out in a thunderstorm with an umbrella? Same as holding a gun right?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    body hair is so hot for men. /nohomosexual wish I was hairy af too

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now show his chin without the beard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am 99% sure people he seethe at beardchads are the unfortunate genetic dead ends that
      >Can't grow a beard
      >Are also chinlets
      Prove me wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can't grow a beard to save my life, but not a chinlet.
        Doesn't negate the frequency of men growing significant, bushy beards to hide their chin.
        >Picrel is some dude from leddit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't post proof
          >H-Here's a Redditor!
          lmfao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I admitted to shit beard genetics. It wouldn't have mattered if I posted a pic anyway

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You said you weren't a chinlet. Proofs now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's posted without beard he's not a chinlet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tiktok videos mean absolutely nothing with filter frickery.

        You said you weren't a chinlet. Proofs now.

        Whatever

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude looks better than you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I believe nothing I see through a screen is genuine, least of all screenshots of instagram and blurry tiktok videos. There's way too much frickery involved especially when clout is on the line.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick are you rambling about, schizo?
              Dude from OP's pic has several pics up of when he didn't have a beard, and his jawline and chin are both solid. He actually looks good without a beard and with short hair.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What i read was
                >dude has several pictures run through chinese filters to post on a website designed to host other pictures run through chinese filters
                All that glitters, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if you can't tell when someone is using filters or not you need to lurk for another two years

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >dude just spend 2 years inundating yourself with social media so you can find the maybe 3% of pictures that have no digital alteration
                No thanks, zoomer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you just admit you're wrong?
                I am a zoomer btw, not sure if that was supposed to be insulting or something

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong about what? The maybe 3% was an extremely generous benefit of the doubt, and does not dictate that the dude isn't a filterfraud
                >i am a zoomer
                Which explains your lack of critical thinking
                https://www.reddit.com/r/Instagramreality/comments/bzjt5f/youre_all_amateurs_compared_to_china/
                >inb4 leddit
                Just too lazy to download the vid and webm it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only on IST can you see people coping taking a 15 supplement stack + finasteride but then cry about a man growing a beard

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never not hate curly hair be it on god or man but the rest is pretty good, mirin' that guy

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His eyes look too beady too be greek.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive, but he’s got a fraction of the definition the statue has.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dress as random animals and hope the next woman you see has a thing for beastiality

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's admitted to taking steroids and still look remarkably small.

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