How to Celticwarriormax?

How to Celticwarriormax?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    >Although they have very beautiful women, they took little care of them. [...] Men are much more fond of their own sex; lying on furs, they amuse themselves with a lover on each side. The most extraordinary thing is that they do not have the slightest modesty or dignity; they are offered to other men without the slightest compunction. Furthermore, this behavior is not despised or considered shameful: on the contrary, if one of them is rejected by another to whom he has offered himself, he is offended.
    by Diodorus Siculus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This must explain why I sometimes want to have a cock in ny butt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank God the brits and skandis raided their lands enough to make them semi functioning beings

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the Romans civilized them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          British people are largely Celt though(ever heard of the English disease?)

          Those were Picts that the romans encountered, and the British and surrounding kingdoms later became made of Germanic and skandi due to the Northman and Anglos-saxons that made there way to the isles and ultimately dominated the pre existing Picts and celts that inhabited those lands.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Picts were only in the north dumbass

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Naw man when the Romans arrived in Britain the Celts had already displaced the Picts to the far north (now Scotland).
            Saxon, Angle + Jute waves of immigration in the 4th-9th centuries pushed the Celts to the west of Britain, which is why Wales + Cornwall retained Brythonic languages to the modern day (same language family as Irish/Gaelic).
            If you DNA test people in the UK whose grandparents lives within 50 miles of each other you can still see the genetic heritage.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah everyone knows that, how is that relevant to either post you replied to?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just don't get how a people invaded by
          Romans, Saxons, Denmark, and France can still manage to be so inbred

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate British so much it's unreal. They are the only people to speak in fluent child predator.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You might be getting pakis confused with native brits.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The genetic replacement is overstated a bit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally the opposite, outbreeding depression.
            The white British population displays a lot of genetic diversity, but diversity isn't always good.
            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outbreeding_depression
            >Outbreeding depression manifests in two ways:

            >Generating intermediate genotypes that are less fit than either parental form. For example, selection in one population might favor a large body size, whereas in another population small body size might be more advantageous, while individuals with intermediate body sizes are comparatively disadvantaged in both populations.
            >Breakdown of biochemical or physiological compatibility. Within isolated breeding populations, alleles are selected in the context of the local genetic background. Because the same alleles may have rather different effects in different genetic backgrounds, this can result in different locally coadapted gene complexes. Outcrossing between individuals with differently adapted gene complexes can result in disruption of this selective advantage, resulting in a loss of fitness.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are Brits so ugly? Is it something in the water or what? Look at the Welsch, Irish, even the Scottish. They all look so much well shaped and more developed, British are like the Southern United States of Europe. Poor and ugly.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              By Brits you mean English and its because of this

              Naw man when the Romans arrived in Britain the Celts had already displaced the Picts to the far north (now Scotland).
              Saxon, Angle + Jute waves of immigration in the 4th-9th centuries pushed the Celts to the west of Britain, which is why Wales + Cornwall retained Brythonic languages to the modern day (same language family as Irish/Gaelic).
              If you DNA test people in the UK whose grandparents lives within 50 miles of each other you can still see the genetic heritage.

              The English are the most mixed of the indigenous British populations. Every population everywhere is mixed from other ancestral groups, but the English are the result of Brittonics/Picts being raped by Celts who were rapes by Romans who were raped by Jutes/Saxons who were rapes by Danes/Scandis who were raped by Normans
              2000 years of rape babies.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm reading about the second Punic war, where they call the northern Spanish celtiberians. Does that imply parts of the Iberian peninsula were invaded by proto British even back then?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Celts, like a lit of Euros, came from the steppes. Britain was probably the last place they reached during the initial invasion into the West of the Celts, so no. However, Spain and Britain do share some of the oldest DNA in Europe, pre Aryan invasion.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Celts were an early wave of Yamnayic conquerors from the central eurasian steppes. They conquered much of Europe - although they were fragmentary tribes they shared mutually intelligible languages and similar customs from the Alps to the Iberian peninsula to the British Isles.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Got any book recs for non roman/Greek European history BC?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've heard good things about The Horse, The Wheel and Language but I haven't read it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its very Britain-centered, but "The Isles" is a fantastic history of Britain from an outsider's perspective, from Neolithic right up to WW2.
                Unfortunately you're better off looking at archaeological and genetic research, as pre-BC Europeans didn't record much of themselves, and what was written about them by others isn't necessarily reliable.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think there was a more distinct difference in lower and upper class in England than the Celtic parts. Sexy normans as opposed to stinky mutted up lower classes.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron you don't even know what the words you use mean. All those people you listed are "british", as in from Britain. You mean english.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty much the only reason europe isnt africa tier is thanks to the Romans civilizing this animals. the roman empire was one of the best things to happen to humanity period come @ me you EUROTRASH

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The romanz didn't do shit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Catholic Church civilized barbarians, yes. Unfortunately they didn't do the same for the rest of the world. 7 billion people under the death penalty. Look up the Russian fox experiment to understand why you need the death penalty to solve virtually everything.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                TLDR?

                https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/fighting-buff-did-celtic-warriors-really-go-war-naked-007857

                TLDR?

                I’m Italian I don’t read so good

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Found the Mexican who thinks Rome wasn't European

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whoever made this clearly never read Julius Caesar's Commentaries on the Gallic War

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        British people are largely Celt though(ever heard of the English disease?)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the Romans civilized them

          Thank God the brits and skandis raided their lands enough to make them semi functioning beings

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          >Although they have very beautiful women, they took little care of them. [...] Men are much more fond of their own sex; lying on furs, they amuse themselves with a lover on each side. The most extraordinary thing is that they do not have the slightest modesty or dignity; they are offered to other men without the slightest compunction. Furthermore, this behavior is not despised or considered shameful: on the contrary, if one of them is rejected by another to whom he has offered himself, he is offended.
          by Diodorus Siculus

          Thank God I'm Irish.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brits are mostly Celtic KEK this is brit cope. Anglo-Saxon bulls raped your ancestors britcuck and you hardly are Germanic. Mostly in the name only.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the brits
        Historylet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Believing what the Romans wrote about their enemy
      I bet you also believe everything the Athenians wrote about the Spartans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Romans were raging gays and degenerates themselves

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he fell for the "romans are just like greeks" propaganda

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >romans
        >gays
        Yeah I'm going to go ahead and give this a
        (!) FACT CHECK:

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be a brain dead idiot to believe anything that the Romans said about their enemies.
      The Romans and Greeks were some of the gayest gays on earth.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found the Mexican who thinks Rome wasn't European

        The romanz didn't do shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Augustus was blonde and blue eyed. The emperors got darker as the empire declined.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are Mexicans like this?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            2500 years ago North American civilisations were lead by giants (6'6-7') that were genetically different to the populations they led and built huge burial mounds and lasting artworks, had trade goods from all over the country, could make copper tools and had agriculture.
            Then the giants died out and native Americans regressed to stone throwing hunter gatherers.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              True

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Source?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read advanced civilisations of prehistoric America as a starting point.
                The author fills in gaps with his own assumptions but it's a decent starting point. The burial mounds and some of the large earthworks art still exist.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There’s no evidence white oriole were ever there you cuck

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea what white birds have to do with America's prehistoric class of elite giants.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            we wuz brachycpehal bug faces romano
            we wuz anatolian farmers n shiet
            we wuz tanz n shietz

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gee, I wonder why a guy named "Diodorus Siculus" would say something derogatory and untrue about an enemy tribe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typical roman empire projection.
      Romans at the fall of rome were ass fucking little boys like gayary was going illegal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet they still threw gays in bogs. Makes sense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man writes about his enemies with no information from other sources in that time period
      X for Doubt

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might be dumb but what's the point of wearing a helmet if you're gonna be basically nude

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shield covers your body but not ur noggin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't you protect your head?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        obviously you should protect your head in combat, but a strike to the torso is deadly too, and should be protected.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      identify enemy from friend

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they thought the added agility was worth it.
      >dexfags

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >smirks smugly
        >surely my superior speed will overcome your well organized heavy infantry

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/fighting-buff-did-celtic-warriors-really-go-war-naked-007857

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armor couldn't be mass produced then, shit had to be a made by a professional smith and usually the soldiers had to pay out of pocket for that shit, and bro you ain't gettin' paid until AFTER the battle because that's when the looting happens. Not only that but being on a field of battle all day is fucking exhausting, standing out in the sun all day carrying heavy shit while constantly on alert for skirmishes or cavalry. Unless you were well supplied with a sufficient amount of pack animals and wagons (which required their own supplies to maintain as well), you traveled light with a minimalistic loadout.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Romans all had chainmail. The Celts could make it better. It's not that they couldn't mass produce it's that they didn't have the state structure that enabled it like Rome.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ancaps BTFO

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This guys right. The celts were phenomenal metallurgists and the Roman’s copied most of their arms and armor from them after contact. The Roman’s (after the Marius/Sulla conflicts) had massive foundries that worked day and night to supply arms for the legions that were purchased for the troops by their generals and/or the state depending on the time period.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need ritualistic human sacrifice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You volunteering?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not the one trying to larp as ancient britannians. I want ROMANVS MODE

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just get fucked by romans and germanics

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what mod for bannerlord is this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's total war rome II

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    unfortunately youll have to stop playing video games

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hunting, fishing, farming and tribal warfare / headhunting.

    Better times.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gets ever listen to Dan Carlin’s The Celtic Holocaust?

    I’m a Celt but the Celts sucked ass. 1 German was worth 25 Roman’s or 50 Germans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      his king of kings was fantastic as well

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1 German was worth 50 Germans

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