https://in.askmen.com/fitness-workouts/1118528/article/crossfit-star-brooke-wells-reveals-how-to-date-muscular-women-like-her
>AskMen: What is dating like for strong muscular women?
>Brooke Wells: I definitely have to date someone stronger than me, and that can sometimes be hard (laughs).
Varbies won't date any man weaker than them, CONFIRMED.
>Brooke Wells
>Back Squat: 345 lb
>Clean and Jerk: 255 lb
>Snatch: 215 lb
>Deadlift: 432 lb
Are you strong enough to fuck a varbie, IST?
Does she cut you some slack if you are natty?
I'm not even close
I got like 150lbs on her squat and dl but her snatch and clean n jerk are probably pretty much my max bc I havent trained them since highschool
Could easily rape her though
>I got like 150lbs on her squat and dl
Post body
>I-I can s-still beat her to death and rape her!
This is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a girl who lifts weights?
No, this is the first thing that comes to mind when I see a girl
>This is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a girl who lifts weights?
I mean, not JUST that girl.
woah, intense. Hot even.
Yea ? What is having thoughts illegal ?
Yes, because its a pointless endeavor for a woman. Whats the point of her lifting weights? To win competitions against other women?
She would never do anything in the real world that requires a practical use of that strength (such as work a labor intensive job).
And she can still get beat up by the average man.
>Varbies won't date any man weaker than them, CONFIRMED.
It's the typical case of where a woman drank the feminism Kool-Aid where she wants an "equal" relationship but wants a man better than her in every way.
Forgot my image. Also why don't these bitches ever think about circumstances? I am not excusing being weak but 99% of the population couldn't deadlift 432lb because they are not taking anabolic steroids and have dedicated to their life to lifting.
Can 99% of the population really not deadlift 432lbs? May be confirmation bias on my part since most of my friends are trade workers and I frequent bases while traveling, but 85-90% seems more reasonable
>waaaah a woman doesn't want to date a guy who doesn't enjoy the thing she spends most of her time doing
won't date any man weaker than them, CONFIRMED.
>It's the typical case of where a woman drank the feminism Kool-Aid where she wants an "equal" relationship but wants a man better than her in every way.
This.
Go look at the men female MMA fighters date.
>the men female MMA fighters date.
>the cope in the comments
Can't fight human nature and win. Best not to get in a fight, and if you do you better win.
What the fuck are you complaining about now, you dysgenic incel-freak? She didn‘t say equal. She said the opposite. Someone stronger.
Stop whining about what a dysgenic loser you are and how women are horrible and unfair for having mating instincts, which would result in the genetic improvement of society.
Nice stats, but what does she bench and ohp. Checkmate.
ohp 137 in 2020
https://games.crossfit.com/article/breakdown-2020-total/games
OH NO NO NO NO
damn, was medeiros injured or something? why is he such a presslet
I can deadlift her max for 14 reps
>not strong enough for a varbie girl
>blast a cycle and give her the war machine-christy mack treatment
problem solved
I prefer cute black girls
My girl is a varbie
I gave up on lifting seriously a few years ago. Now I mainly rock climb and bike ride for cardio.
Being dyel isn't a problem when you have social skills. I do stand up in my city, have a decent group of friends (having pretty female friends does SO MUCH to help you pull), and I know how to show a girl a good time.
I've never me the physical standards of any girl I've ever dated. My current girlfriend and one of my exes both squat and DL significantly more than me (I'm into that shit). It doesn't matter tho. As long as you show a girl a good time, get her laughing, and your stroke game is decent, she'll be too distracted to ever see how fucking lame you really are
>Being dyel isn't a problem
Yeah boi!
>when you have social skills
Fuck
You live in MA? I see that marylous coffe cup
Not that guy but MaryLou’s is inRhode Island too. Anon is definitely New England.
That isn't his varbie gf. That pic is old as fuck.
What does her sweat taste like?
>I gave up on lifting seriously a few years ago. Now I mainly rock climb and bike ride for cardio.
I always figured that would be the way to date a varbie, though.
If they don't rock climb or cycle then they don't know how good or shit you are at that so they can't think of themselves as superior to you.
Even if you beat the varbie at lifting they could still be like:
>omg he is ONLY one plate above me on that lift and i am a girl!
or
>omg chad winked at me at the gym today and he btfos anon in lifts!
>It doesn't matter tho. As long as you show a girl a good time, get her laughing, and your stroke game is decent, she'll be too distracted to ever see how fucking lame you really are
This. All you need
>Being dyel isn't a problem
I am not reading anything past that. You are a lier and pathetic. I will beat the shit out of you if I ever spot you on the streets. No, you can't run. I will play with your fucking corpse, you dirty moron. I will OHP it for fun and when I am over I will throw your limbs in a fucking tree. I will destroy you for being a weak gay lier.
yeah what a dyel gay i will never listen to anyone who doesn't lift
you mean you stroke her clit? are they really that big when they're on gear?
If they take enough gear, it can literally grow up to several inches. There are pictures if you google it, but I suggest you don't if you don't want to throw up.
reminds me of a manga with a female samurai and whenever she went to have sex her clit would sprout like a big flower and then she had to kill the guys out of embarrassment
haha, which one haha got a code?
Hot.
Her body dysmorphia would make her so insecure that she would make your life hell 99% of the time. Plus her face is so mid, and she has no tits.
>432 pounds
No. You can have 430 pounds, or 435 pounds. Going up by 1-2 pounds is extremely gay even for crossfit.
chud
>AM: Do muscular women only date muscular men?
>BW: Hmm, I wouldn't say that necessarily -- but for me... yes! It's more important that they enjoy it than how they physically look though. I need someone who shares interests in going to the gym or wanting to be active on vacations, not just for aesthetics.
>not just for aesthetics.
OHNONONONONONONO AESTHETICS ZYZZ BROS DO POWERSHITTERS WIN?? I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
Women talk a good game but when they’re horny their standards come down quick
Dont listen to what women say, look at their actions. They are entirely different from eachother.
looks like a dude.
Men wanting to fuck varbies is like women wanting to fuck femboy twinks
Tons of women want to fuck k pop twinks
Extremely hot?
>tfw will never be smol boy with a mommy gf
>tfw I might actually have this soon
Tell your story, anon.
>be 5'5"
>meet 6ft girl in a club at school
>hang out a lot just as friends, going to the movies, having dinner together
>grow pretty close recently
>realize I like her
>asked her to come to my place to basically get drunk
>she said yes
I'm not gonna be a creep about it but I am gonna tell her I like her and although I don't really believe it, people tell me I'm retarded for being oblivious to her signals:
>changing and putting on makeup when we were just gonna go hang out somewhere together
>hugging me, touching myface when we were at a bar together, etc.
I'm still worried it won't work but if it does it'd be really nice. also one time I fell asleep on her couch with the TV on and I was the little spoon.
Very nice anon. I think you are gonna make it too.
That indeed seems like what you hear is common signals.
Wish something similar will happen to me one day. In short, giwtwm
Thanks bro, I really hope I do make it. I'm really afraid if this doesn't work out I'll get depressed but if that happens I guess I'll have no choice but to get over it. And if I look at how everything has been up to now as if it were happening to someone else then it seem obvious that they're signals, but when it's happening to you it's hard to really tell. I'm 24 and have never even kissed anyone before so I'm pretty nervous and I don't really know what I'm doing but I'll just give it my best shot
>Wish something similar will happen to me one day. In short, giwtwm
I hope it works out for you as well anon, WAGMI
Badass anon. You’re gonna make it. Better to just send it instead of not making a move and whining about it on here for the next four years. You’ve got this shit
>I'm really afraid if this doesn't work out I'll get depressed
I'm sure you know that trying is the most important part. Otherwise you will spend the rest of your life regretting not asking and thinking about what could have been. That's my experience at least.
>I'm 24 and have never even kissed anyone before
I feel you. I'm 27 and the same.
You got this, kid.
You have to make this one work for us, anon. I am 6'0. Having a girl that much taller than me is basically impossible.
Thanks bros I will definitely be providing updates in a couple weeks if there's anything worth updating. still nervous though
No pressure or anything but this is the make-or-break point in you life. It all hinges on this. haha.
don't even joke about that, the more I think about it the more I think she's the perfect girl which can only be an unhealthy mindset.
yeah, you regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did, typically. I've never asked anyone out before though.
Eat her fucking asshole out after she farts you gay
>also one time I fell asleep on her couch with the TV on and I was the little spoon.
>people tell me I'm retarded for being oblivious to her signals
Go get some you fucking autist, you got this
okay lets say we're hanging out. what do I do after that. do I just sperg out and tell her or what?
>she said yes
She 110% wants to fuck you
haha what do you think she's gonna do to me. ahaha
>women wanting to fuck femboy twinks
Well that is what most women prefer..
>Website is literally called "askmen.com"
>Interviewing Brooke Wells
Is there something you would like to tell us "Ms." Wells?
I am close. I will surpass her in less than 6 months
>Snatch: 215 lb
Id like to see her snatch.
>Giddy
>Back Squat: 325lb
>Clean and Jerk: idk
>Snatch: idk
>Deadlift: 485
nice Giddy
Yes I am
>that sweat drenched sports bra
imagine her squeezing it over your face...
Have you ever thought about dating a transvestite instead? Same experience, easier win.
No pussy. Sweat probably smells manly.
You can do that. I prefer real crab rather than imitation crab.
one of the trainers in my gym is a varbie and she's dating some guy who doesn't go to the gym
they differ
I bet he's packing a big dumbbell.
Gross.
>girl can lift heavy things
So? I can knock her out in one punch.
Why are so insecure around women?
>I definitely have to date someone stronger than me
so the average man with 0 lifting experience?
so not 335 and 510, interesting
1rm and what i pulled the other day are different.
that site calculates your 1rm based on the numbers you put in, so 485x2=510 and 325x2=335
Squat +205
CJ+60
Snatch+10
Deadlift+128
Yes easily
>Bench: uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Be their steroid dealer. All women just want you for what you can give them. They want steroids which are illegal. Get them for them, and they will pay you in holes.
Where the fuck do these cunts find real var?
Whats the V in Varbie stand for? Venereal disease?
Virgin Vagina
lol she can still get raped by some fat short indian liquor store cashier that doesnt exercise at all
I deadlifted 400 lbs for 8 reps two days ago and i can bench press 245 for about 10 reps with good form so i would def say i qualify for her shitty dating game rules, but i wouldn't want to date a woman who looks like a a man anyway.
I'd fuck her snatch
also yes, I am more than 1.5 as strong as her consistently
Why do so many crossfit girls look like a fridge? I don't know about you guys, but there's nothing attractive about this physique. The fact that enough of you simp over them that they have the audacity to think they're in the position to make demands for a partner is sad.
The one think CrossFit is absolutely not a meme for is your core. But unfortunately it also obliterates their obliques so they get tons of hypertrophy and thus fridgemode. A lot of the guys even with the benefit of wider clavicles are fridgemode too. They’re in a position to make demands because of marketplace scarcity- there are not that many women in the gym so their value is inflated. No different that “gamer girls” or america really. Any place with low numbers of attractive women will enhance average ones power.
that or they're built like tanks, complete with traps and man arms
I can't put my finger on why this body type repulses me so much but I actually feel anger looking at this image
Probably because it looks so uncanny and unnatural. Total roidchuds
Those are men. I have a friend (female) that has been crossfitting since 7 years, and still believes these are natural
YIKES
the natty ones usually look really good. it's the varbies that are portrayed on the internet, though. kinda sucks, wish they had more testing.
>roiding just for some bullshit meme "sport"
Elgintensity is right by calling these retards washed up losers.
Bunch of weekend warriors that'll do literally anything to recapture the glory days of high school sports
You unironically have to roid. There are a few exceptions ie you have a lot of power/status and have a fetish for muscle women for some reason. But generally you have to roid because there’s something inherently unnatural about a woman being more muscular than the man in the relationship
>You unironically have to roid
Not really
I'm a natty male rugby player (not even primarily a lifter/strongman) and I could place pretty well in the World's Strongest Woman events. With a couple of months dropping rugby to focus on it I'd be on the podium.
squat -40 lbs
c&j -30 lbs
snatch -40 lbs
don't dl but got a 320 lbs clean pull
ohp +15 lbs
i don't date varbies who can't ohp more than me, so she's got no chance with me. why fraud if you're not doing it for shoulder gains?
How can you lift negative weight? That's impressive
>How to date a Varbie
But.. Anon... I'm heterosexual
She’s well beyond varbie
She also didn’t say she needs someone stronger, it’s more likely that dudes feel emasculated
I imagine she's stronger than me, and I have never done an olly lift in my life, but is her deadlift conventional, and what are these numbers, 1rm? What are her 5-8 rep lifts?
>stronger than me
I weigh 75kg and I challenge any of her 85kg+ CrossFit boyfriends to step in the ring with me, let's see how "strong" they are. I hate Crossfutters so much it's unreal.
>Manlet
>Napoleon complex
Pottery
>manlet
Im 182cm. Tyson weighed 90kg+ but was a manlet. Crossfitters are gays with no skills.
>182 cm translates to just under 6'
The manlet cutoff in Europe is 180cm. It's like how our plates weigh less, 20kg < 45lbs.
I would want them to rape me, yes. Just for the experience haha
(Except for the chud)
It's not a question of "how" to date, them, but "why" date them in the first place.