How to date varbies

https://in.askmen.com/fitness-workouts/1118528/article/crossfit-star-brooke-wells-reveals-how-to-date-muscular-women-like-her

>AskMen: What is dating like for strong muscular women?

>Brooke Wells: I definitely have to date someone stronger than me, and that can sometimes be hard (laughs).

Varbies won't date any man weaker than them, CONFIRMED.

>Brooke Wells
>Back Squat: 345 lb
>Clean and Jerk: 255 lb
>Snatch: 215 lb
>Deadlift: 432 lb

Are you strong enough to fuck a varbie, IST?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she cut you some slack if you are natty?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even close

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got like 150lbs on her squat and dl but her snatch and clean n jerk are probably pretty much my max bc I havent trained them since highschool
    Could easily rape her though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I got like 150lbs on her squat and dl

      Post body

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >girl can lift heavy things
      So? I can knock her out in one punch.

      >I-I can s-still beat her to death and rape her!
      This is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a girl who lifts weights?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, this is the first thing that comes to mind when I see a girl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a girl who lifts weights?
        I mean, not JUST that girl.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          woah, intense. Hot even.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea ? What is having thoughts illegal ?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, because its a pointless endeavor for a woman. Whats the point of her lifting weights? To win competitions against other women?
        She would never do anything in the real world that requires a practical use of that strength (such as work a labor intensive job).
        And she can still get beat up by the average man.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Varbies won't date any man weaker than them, CONFIRMED.
    It's the typical case of where a woman drank the feminism Kool-Aid where she wants an "equal" relationship but wants a man better than her in every way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot my image. Also why don't these bitches ever think about circumstances? I am not excusing being weak but 99% of the population couldn't deadlift 432lb because they are not taking anabolic steroids and have dedicated to their life to lifting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can 99% of the population really not deadlift 432lbs? May be confirmation bias on my part since most of my friends are trade workers and I frequent bases while traveling, but 85-90% seems more reasonable

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >waaaah a woman doesn't want to date a guy who doesn't enjoy the thing she spends most of her time doing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      won't date any man weaker than them, CONFIRMED.
      >It's the typical case of where a woman drank the feminism Kool-Aid where she wants an "equal" relationship but wants a man better than her in every way.
      This.
      Go look at the men female MMA fighters date.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the men female MMA fighters date.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the cope in the comments
          Can't fight human nature and win. Best not to get in a fight, and if you do you better win.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck are you complaining about now, you dysgenic incel-freak? She didn‘t say equal. She said the opposite. Someone stronger.
      Stop whining about what a dysgenic loser you are and how women are horrible and unfair for having mating instincts, which would result in the genetic improvement of society.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice stats, but what does she bench and ohp. Checkmate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ohp 137 in 2020

      https://games.crossfit.com/article/breakdown-2020-total/games

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH NO NO NO NO

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn, was medeiros injured or something? why is he such a presslet

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can deadlift her max for 14 reps

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not strong enough for a varbie girl
    >blast a cycle and give her the war machine-christy mack treatment
    problem solved

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer cute black girls

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My girl is a varbie

    I gave up on lifting seriously a few years ago. Now I mainly rock climb and bike ride for cardio.

    Being dyel isn't a problem when you have social skills. I do stand up in my city, have a decent group of friends (having pretty female friends does SO MUCH to help you pull), and I know how to show a girl a good time.

    I've never me the physical standards of any girl I've ever dated. My current girlfriend and one of my exes both squat and DL significantly more than me (I'm into that shit). It doesn't matter tho. As long as you show a girl a good time, get her laughing, and your stroke game is decent, she'll be too distracted to ever see how fucking lame you really are

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Being dyel isn't a problem
      Yeah boi!
      >when you have social skills
      Fuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You live in MA? I see that marylous coffe cup

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that guy but MaryLou’s is inRhode Island too. Anon is definitely New England.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't his varbie gf. That pic is old as fuck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does her sweat taste like?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I gave up on lifting seriously a few years ago. Now I mainly rock climb and bike ride for cardio.

      I always figured that would be the way to date a varbie, though.
      If they don't rock climb or cycle then they don't know how good or shit you are at that so they can't think of themselves as superior to you.

      Even if you beat the varbie at lifting they could still be like:
      >omg he is ONLY one plate above me on that lift and i am a girl!
      or
      >omg chad winked at me at the gym today and he btfos anon in lifts!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It doesn't matter tho. As long as you show a girl a good time, get her laughing, and your stroke game is decent, she'll be too distracted to ever see how fucking lame you really are
      This. All you need

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Being dyel isn't a problem
      I am not reading anything past that. You are a lier and pathetic. I will beat the shit out of you if I ever spot you on the streets. No, you can't run. I will play with your fucking corpse, you dirty moron. I will OHP it for fun and when I am over I will throw your limbs in a fucking tree. I will destroy you for being a weak gay lier.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah what a dyel gay i will never listen to anyone who doesn't lift

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean you stroke her clit? are they really that big when they're on gear?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they take enough gear, it can literally grow up to several inches. There are pictures if you google it, but I suggest you don't if you don't want to throw up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they take enough gear, it can literally grow up to several inches. There are pictures if you google it, but I suggest you don't if you don't want to throw up.

        reminds me of a manga with a female samurai and whenever she went to have sex her clit would sprout like a big flower and then she had to kill the guys out of embarrassment

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          haha, which one haha got a code?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hot.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her body dysmorphia would make her so insecure that she would make your life hell 99% of the time. Plus her face is so mid, and she has no tits.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >432 pounds
    No. You can have 430 pounds, or 435 pounds. Going up by 1-2 pounds is extremely gay even for crossfit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chud

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AM: Do muscular women only date muscular men?
    >BW: Hmm, I wouldn't say that necessarily -- but for me... yes! It's more important that they enjoy it than how they physically look though. I need someone who shares interests in going to the gym or wanting to be active on vacations, not just for aesthetics.

    >not just for aesthetics.

    OHNONONONONONONO AESTHETICS ZYZZ BROS DO POWERSHITTERS WIN?? I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women talk a good game but when they’re horny their standards come down quick

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont listen to what women say, look at their actions. They are entirely different from eachother.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a dude.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men wanting to fuck varbies is like women wanting to fuck femboy twinks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tons of women want to fuck k pop twinks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely hot?
      >tfw will never be smol boy with a mommy gf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw I might actually have this soon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell your story, anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >be 5'5"
            >meet 6ft girl in a club at school
            >hang out a lot just as friends, going to the movies, having dinner together
            >grow pretty close recently
            >realize I like her
            >asked her to come to my place to basically get drunk
            >she said yes
            I'm not gonna be a creep about it but I am gonna tell her I like her and although I don't really believe it, people tell me I'm retarded for being oblivious to her signals:
            >changing and putting on makeup when we were just gonna go hang out somewhere together
            >hugging me, touching myface when we were at a bar together, etc.
            I'm still worried it won't work but if it does it'd be really nice. also one time I fell asleep on her couch with the TV on and I was the little spoon.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Very nice anon. I think you are gonna make it too.
              That indeed seems like what you hear is common signals.
              Wish something similar will happen to me one day. In short, giwtwm

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks bro, I really hope I do make it. I'm really afraid if this doesn't work out I'll get depressed but if that happens I guess I'll have no choice but to get over it. And if I look at how everything has been up to now as if it were happening to someone else then it seem obvious that they're signals, but when it's happening to you it's hard to really tell. I'm 24 and have never even kissed anyone before so I'm pretty nervous and I don't really know what I'm doing but I'll just give it my best shot

                >Wish something similar will happen to me one day. In short, giwtwm
                I hope it works out for you as well anon, WAGMI

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Badass anon. You’re gonna make it. Better to just send it instead of not making a move and whining about it on here for the next four years. You’ve got this shit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm really afraid if this doesn't work out I'll get depressed
                I'm sure you know that trying is the most important part. Otherwise you will spend the rest of your life regretting not asking and thinking about what could have been. That's my experience at least.
                >I'm 24 and have never even kissed anyone before
                I feel you. I'm 27 and the same.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You got this, kid.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You have to make this one work for us, anon. I am 6'0. Having a girl that much taller than me is basically impossible.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/Al0HFeB.jpg

                You got this, kid.

                Badass anon. You’re gonna make it. Better to just send it instead of not making a move and whining about it on here for the next four years. You’ve got this shit

                Thanks bros I will definitely be providing updates in a couple weeks if there's anything worth updating. still nervous though

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No pressure or anything but this is the make-or-break point in you life. It all hinges on this. haha.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't even joke about that, the more I think about it the more I think she's the perfect girl which can only be an unhealthy mindset.

                >I'm really afraid if this doesn't work out I'll get depressed
                I'm sure you know that trying is the most important part. Otherwise you will spend the rest of your life regretting not asking and thinking about what could have been. That's my experience at least.
                >I'm 24 and have never even kissed anyone before
                I feel you. I'm 27 and the same.

                yeah, you regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did, typically. I've never asked anyone out before though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eat her fucking asshole out after she farts you gay

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >also one time I fell asleep on her couch with the TV on and I was the little spoon.
              >people tell me I'm retarded for being oblivious to her signals
              Go get some you fucking autist, you got this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eat her fucking asshole out after she farts you gay

                okay lets say we're hanging out. what do I do after that. do I just sperg out and tell her or what?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >she said yes
              She 110% wants to fuck you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha what do you think she's gonna do to me. ahaha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >women wanting to fuck femboy twinks
      Well that is what most women prefer..

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Website is literally called "askmen.com"
    >Interviewing Brooke Wells

    Is there something you would like to tell us "Ms." Wells?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am close. I will surpass her in less than 6 months

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Snatch: 215 lb
    Id like to see her snatch.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Giddy

    >Giddy
    >Back Squat: 325lb
    >Clean and Jerk: idk
    >Snatch: idk
    >Deadlift: 485

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice Giddy

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I am

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that sweat drenched sports bra
    imagine her squeezing it over your face...

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever thought about dating a transvestite instead? Same experience, easier win.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No pussy. Sweat probably smells manly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can do that. I prefer real crab rather than imitation crab.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of the trainers in my gym is a varbie and she's dating some guy who doesn't go to the gym

    they differ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he's packing a big dumbbell.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gross.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl can lift heavy things
    So? I can knock her out in one punch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are so insecure around women?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I definitely have to date someone stronger than me
    so the average man with 0 lifting experience?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Giddy
    >Back Squat: 325lb
    >Clean and Jerk: idk
    >Snatch: idk
    >Deadlift: 485

    so not 335 and 510, interesting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Giddy

      1rm and what i pulled the other day are different.
      that site calculates your 1rm based on the numbers you put in, so 485x2=510 and 325x2=335

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Squat +205
    CJ+60
    Snatch+10
    Deadlift+128

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes easily

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bench: uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be their steroid dealer. All women just want you for what you can give them. They want steroids which are illegal. Get them for them, and they will pay you in holes.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck do these cunts find real var?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the V in Varbie stand for? Venereal disease?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virgin Vagina

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol she can still get raped by some fat short indian liquor store cashier that doesnt exercise at all

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I deadlifted 400 lbs for 8 reps two days ago and i can bench press 245 for about 10 reps with good form so i would def say i qualify for her shitty dating game rules, but i wouldn't want to date a woman who looks like a a man anyway.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd fuck her snatch

    also yes, I am more than 1.5 as strong as her consistently

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many crossfit girls look like a fridge? I don't know about you guys, but there's nothing attractive about this physique. The fact that enough of you simp over them that they have the audacity to think they're in the position to make demands for a partner is sad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one think CrossFit is absolutely not a meme for is your core. But unfortunately it also obliterates their obliques so they get tons of hypertrophy and thus fridgemode. A lot of the guys even with the benefit of wider clavicles are fridgemode too. They’re in a position to make demands because of marketplace scarcity- there are not that many women in the gym so their value is inflated. No different that “gamer girls” or america really. Any place with low numbers of attractive women will enhance average ones power.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that or they're built like tanks, complete with traps and man arms

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't put my finger on why this body type repulses me so much but I actually feel anger looking at this image

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably because it looks so uncanny and unnatural. Total roidchuds

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those are men. I have a friend (female) that has been crossfitting since 7 years, and still believes these are natural

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            YIKES

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the natty ones usually look really good. it's the varbies that are portrayed on the internet, though. kinda sucks, wish they had more testing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >roiding just for some bullshit meme "sport"
        Elgintensity is right by calling these retards washed up losers.
        Bunch of weekend warriors that'll do literally anything to recapture the glory days of high school sports

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You unironically have to roid. There are a few exceptions ie you have a lot of power/status and have a fetish for muscle women for some reason. But generally you have to roid because there’s something inherently unnatural about a woman being more muscular than the man in the relationship

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You unironically have to roid
      Not really
      I'm a natty male rugby player (not even primarily a lifter/strongman) and I could place pretty well in the World's Strongest Woman events. With a couple of months dropping rugby to focus on it I'd be on the podium.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    squat -40 lbs
    c&j -30 lbs
    snatch -40 lbs
    don't dl but got a 320 lbs clean pull
    ohp +15 lbs

    i don't date varbies who can't ohp more than me, so she's got no chance with me. why fraud if you're not doing it for shoulder gains?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can you lift negative weight? That's impressive

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How to date a Varbie
    But.. Anon... I'm heterosexual

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s well beyond varbie
    She also didn’t say she needs someone stronger, it’s more likely that dudes feel emasculated

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine she's stronger than me, and I have never done an olly lift in my life, but is her deadlift conventional, and what are these numbers, 1rm? What are her 5-8 rep lifts?

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stronger than me
    I weigh 75kg and I challenge any of her 85kg+ CrossFit boyfriends to step in the ring with me, let's see how "strong" they are. I hate Crossfutters so much it's unreal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Manlet
      >Napoleon complex
      Pottery

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >manlet
        Im 182cm. Tyson weighed 90kg+ but was a manlet. Crossfitters are gays with no skills.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >182 cm translates to just under 6'

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The manlet cutoff in Europe is 180cm. It's like how our plates weigh less, 20kg < 45lbs.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I would want them to rape me, yes. Just for the experience haha
    (Except for the chud)

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a question of "how" to date, them, but "why" date them in the first place.

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