How to escape twink mode asap?

Picrel is me, i have skinny wrists and tiny ribcage, plz give me your secrets fit i want to bulk/roid/anything and fricking look like kharn the betrayer, I want to be able to tear my enemies in half

And actually have sex with a woman for the first time in my life

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you want to escape? You have top tier twink genetics. You can only go straight once you hit twink death on a couple years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want a wife and then sex and then children

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women love twinks though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they do
          >t. twink who is pretty successful with women

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, especially teenage girls and zoomer women. OP is fine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who says you cant get a wife and children with this body? women love this shit. enjoy it while it lasts instead of worrying. youll become fat and gross soon enough, so just enjoy it while you have it. most of us didn't even get to have this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whats there to enjoy? taking it up the ass?
          After i finish university i think i want to join the armed forces, i need to get huge. I wanna look like and act like pic rel absolute unstoppable killink machine u know I want to be 8ft tall superhuman

          Women love twinks though.

          I am 5'6" bro

          Lats, lats and more lats with some traps

          Weak back and comparatively over developed pecs can pull your ribs inward creating that tiny rib cage look.

          ok any suggestions? I have university gym for free but im not sure what machines they have

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I am 5'6" bro
            literally born to be a twink
            >ok any suggestions? I have university gym for free but im not sure what machines they have
            squats, hip thrust, rdl, bss, deadlift, leg press

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you want to die or get severely injured for the israelites ? If you do survive apart from an occasional "thank you for your service" your life will be shit you’re better off going ottermode and then get a wife before going into twink death

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >5'6"
            You don't have the genetics for your dream.

            Best you can do is be the gay bottom in your unit that improves your men's morale by letting the 6'3", 235, 12% bf, ex-D1 linebacker plumb your butthole with his horsewiener

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but i dont want to be gay anymore

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I am 5'6" bro
            just be submissive to gigastacy and she will put her roidclitty in your boipucci

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ok any suggestions? I have university gym for free but im not sure what machines they have
            if you care about lats like that guy suggested, neutral grip pullups (work up to weighted), close neutral grip pullups and db pullovers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >twink joining the armed forces
            this is a terrible idea, like the only worse idea for you would be going to federal prison

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why , how are twinks treated?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                take a barracks bunny, but remove consent

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've heard that Russia is notorious for this but surely this doesn't happen in the west?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >surely this doesn't happen in the west?
                oh honey

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Barracks bunny?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Picrel is me, i have skinny wrists and tiny ribcage, plz give me your secrets fit i want to bulk/roid/anything and fricking look like kharn the betrayer, I want to be able to tear my enemies in half

            And actually have sex with a woman for the first time in my life

            >I am 5'6" bro
            you are perfect

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I am 5'6" bro
            if god made you a twink why are you so resistant to it? do you hate god?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              God made me a man and i am failing brother

              What did gays do to you?

              My bf who is now my ex cheated on me and idgaf anymore

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure took a while before you brought the gay attentionwhoring out. Move a little faster next time please, I almost believing you weren't a giga NPD homo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im not joking but whatever man
                I dont think i am even gay tbh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >My bf who is now my ex cheated on me and idgaf anymore
                I am sorry that happened to you. If that is you in the OP pic or if you look like that you should be able to find a new boyfriend in no time, one who will care for you and not cheat on you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >After i finish university i think i want to join the armed forces
            This moron doing shit backwards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever had sex with a womon?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lats, lats and more lats with some traps

    Weak back and comparatively over developed pecs can pull your ribs inward creating that tiny rib cage look.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lifting for women is stupid, just be a cute twink with a nice tummy :3

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Consider eating

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP

      But genes
      I take huge shits from all the carbs I eat every day, but I haven't put a single pound more on the scale since puberty.
      I am in my late 30s now.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BBC internally ATLEAST once a week, optimally few times a day

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would start off with a power-building program, I have done Greyskull LP(free online)
    Also add in a few static holds
    Bulk to a bmi of 27 or 29
    height wise ask your doctor about hgh for it also good for get big

    >kharn the betrayer
    I feel you, I started doing mma
    the feeling of slamming a man into the ground and choking him is great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of my brothers does kickboxing semi-pro and its fricking embarassing. they are all like ex military and i ended up tiny, I hate my body so much
      It kind of hurts knowing that like i will be super lightweight no matter what you know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can be embarrassed,
        or you can learn
        and have fun slamming people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Horsecawk

        >Birthing hips
        >Scrawny arms
        Literally built to take wiener

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never bulk, you'll just get fat and it will never go away.
    Go for a lean athletic look because you have small bones and big muscles with small bones look unnatural and disgusting (gymcel look).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Horsecawk

      >How to spot a DYEL
      Just go for an hour long jog if you need to lose weight

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Op you have the genes I dream of as a troony
    Don’t throw it away by forcing yourself to be a man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im sorry for your mental illness but gay men are trash

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i feel that
        this mental illness sucks as badly as your physical illness
        both of us just stuck in bodies we dont want that force us into roles we dont want either

        at least youre hot as hell bro
        good luck getting huge and living your dream

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did gays do to you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By that logic aren't you doing the same?
      Just let a man dream.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can become a fierce superhero like these gay power rangers
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=mLsqMT_FzI4
    why dont you want to be a rapey little bottom anymore? also will any woman even accept an ex-gay as their husband? I imagine you using their dildo out of temptation will end up in a bad divorce and what child would ever respect a gay dad or even a closet-cae one
    you have a lot to think about lil bro

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skinny wrists
    This is an oddly specific complaint. Like I can't help but imagine OP being pressed into the bed with a Greek god bodied twunk on top of him with his arms helplessly pinned above his head because the twunk so easily slipped his strong hands entirely around OPs wrists uwu.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn i wish i had that body type im jelly :ccc

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s Peachy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was quite honestly the ugliest female i've ever seen. not even kidding.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start gymnastics. Gymnastics makes even prepubescent girls look like weightlifters, so it will work for you too.

    Now, for a better question: How to ENTER twink mode?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another example.

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