How to solve cellulite?

Is losing weight the only way to fix cellulite? I like the amount of fat on my body. How do I get rid of cellulites without losing my curves?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would berry my dick so far inside her ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >berry
      You ruined what could have been an epic response

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lurk more der zoomer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          welcome newfriend

          https://i.imgur.com/oXkbmXx.png

          newfag

          Oh wow big woop that I don’t know some obscure screenshot from god knows when. Unironically kys boomer fags

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's past your bedtime kid

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Where I live it’s school holidays until February anyway. So smd you bitch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you admitting to being under 18?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’m admitting I fucked your mom

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wow epic, fuckin rekt

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, so now you're a pedophile?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Where I live it’s school holidays until February anyway. So smd you bitch

                [...]
                [...]
                Oh wow big woop that I don’t know some obscure screenshot from god knows when. Unironically kys boomer fags

                What is this bros...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that was unnecessary

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Where I live it’s school holidays until February anyway. So smd you bitch

                [...]
                [...]
                Oh wow big woop that I don’t know some obscure screenshot from god knows when. Unironically kys boomer fags

                https://i.imgur.com/0WLhbLI.jpg

                right or left IST?

                >zoomer mulattoposting hours
                back to twitter newfag

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are you fucking retarded my man

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >obscure
            If everything you don't know about is obscure then sex must be an ancient forgotten ritual for you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically lurk the fuck moar, newfag

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh good, an ass thread. IST you gotta lend your wisdom to my ass.

            I've got this pocket of scar tissue on the side of my ass about the size of my palm. I've had it for almost two years now and I don't know if it's gonna get any smaller than this. It makes a weird convex shape in my butt cheek. Is there anything I can do to smooth it out?

            And yet somehow I'm supposed to be impressed by your deepfried memes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        welcome newfriend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        newfag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ZOOM ZOOM fr newfriend

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sad boomer cope
          Your memes suck anyway

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the only progress your generation has seen is meme quality

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >music
              >memes
              >social media
              >fashion
              >hairstyle and overall swag
              >language
              >humour

              We’ve progressed further in practically everything than your generation ever did

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >social media
                This is not something to be proud of.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fashion
                >swag
                bro i go to the mall and i see zoomers wearing the ugliest shit from the 80s

                yall have only gone backward fr

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Bragging about fashion and social media as accomplishments
                Zoomers are fucked. I feel bad for them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Obvious bait

                >Music/language/hairstyle
                Lol
                Lmao even

                >Swag/fashion
                Every zoomer I see has their head crooked forward and down - talk about SwAgGeR!!! Wooooaahhh.
                For "fashion" they wear cookie cutter fits like white shoes with jeans and an oversized white t-shirt. No originality.
                If they didn't have icons to follow, they would be lost with actually putting together outfits that look good.
                I'm not defending millenials in this aspect, as most of them dress like children. Fashion isn't a generational thing, it's an individual creative endeavour - creative people are often the best dressed and most original.

                >Humour
                see memes - another example of zero originality, just parroting what they find funny. You can't take credit as being funny for another person being funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wojack variant
        zoomie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        New fag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        newus fagus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Is losing weight the only way to fix cellulite?
        Yes

        Fucking new fag. 2006 original fag checking in

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >2006 original fag
          You can't even read your own image.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he's been on IST for the better part of 2 decades, what'd you expect?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he's been on IST for the better part of 2 decades, what'd you expect?

            No, you dumbasses can't even read the image. 2006 is under "originalfag" in that image. Next time fuckin read before you try to epic dunk on someone you morons

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, it's literally color-coded. Originalfag is green, and 2006 is in blue (Oldfag).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >on this fucking website for a decade
          >wife and kids and I still shitpost at least an hour a day
          >"cancer"
          fine. whatever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        BASED OLDFAG PRETENDING TO BE A GIGANEWFAG TO MAKE ALL THE NEWFAGS TAKE THE BAIT
        ELDER GOD BAIT
        KIGN OF KINGS
        I KNEEL

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're not crawling your way out of this zoomie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        am I that old?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, he's just that much of an underaged baby.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you all sure thats not just oldfag playing his part? Bunch of newfags

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I Kekd. Idk if it's ironic retard posting or you're actually retard but thanks for the laugh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Я нacыпaл твoeй тeлкe в poт кoфe и eбя пoмoлoл

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gaining muscle and losing weight are the only solution.
    Also being young, but too late for you tbh

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Muscle to fat ratio. Cellulite will always be present in some form when relaxed especially of the hips are thrust forward. But you make it next to nothing by having a far higher muscle percentage than fat. An ass that looks like a hail damaged fender is a sign of an unhealthy body which is why it is unattractive.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Daily face sits seem to help. Something about the vapors being pulled out of vag/brappers helps with cellulite reduction. It could take a while before results tho

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Low bodyfat
    Dermarolling
    Collagen supplements
    Vitamin C

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    right or left IST?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gotta go with the blonde

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      right because backshotting that probably sounds like desert eagles firing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on face and tits which are both objectively superior to ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rVlnLM2.jpg

      Is losing weight the only way to fix cellulite? I like the amount of fat on my body. How do I get rid of cellulites without losing my curves?

      I LOVE LUMPS OF FAT ON WOMAN HIPS OOOOOOOOOOH DONT YOU LOVE IT TOO ANON OOOOOOOH GIVE ME THAT GOOD GOOD ESTROGEN MMMMM SNIFFFF ESTROGENNNNNN YESSSS OOOOOOOOOOH I CANT CONTROL MYSELF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      RIght

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Right is revolting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is that a sonnenrad on the left girls arm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Left without a doubt. Posture, skin tone, and smoothness are all better, plus she actually did something with he hair. Just all around more mindful of her own body and thus less likely to become a fat disgusting sack of shit later on in life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, a fellow man of foresight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Correct answer. You can tell she’s the hotter one just by analysing her properly.
        It’s just all the coombrains here see a bigger ass (possibly even fake) and lose all critical thinking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she has severe pelvic tilt right doesnt, the internet has ruined what you think is proper posture

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Read back what you just wrote, but after the comma

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A man of taste

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not a single person saying right is white. Being serious neither, they're both whores

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off homosexual priest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they're both white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >now now girls, i cant tell by sight. i have to go by taste

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fun threesome right there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      right, more ass always wins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      left, right is BBL sus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marry left fuck right. Yes, it is because if we had daughters she would do better at making their hair.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >having daughters in the year of the lord 2022
        ISHYGDDT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Black hair
      >Pale skin
      >Ass like a middle-aged Mexican soccer mom
      Yeah, I'm thinking right. But that could just be the moron in me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t afford to be picky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Left all day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      left

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      look at the left girls wrist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a flower

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are those cellulite massgaers a scam? Been doing some with my fingers and it is starting to get hard to reach every corner
    t.. unfortunate twink

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lose fat, that's literally all you have to do to get rid of cellulite

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ive been using Bio oil and offbranded bio oil on my stretch marks, they claim it improves overall skin texture so maybe look into that

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How to solve my dick up your ass

    >spoiler: you can’t

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Squats, deadlifts, good mornings and hip thrusts. Also do some ab isolation work to finish it off.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cellulite makes makes me diamonds, I wish they'd it at the armpits too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh but it can

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re a woman then it’s mainly up to genetics. I’ve seen overweight women (not obese) with little to no cellulite while I’ve seen gymrats and skinny girls with cellulite. Overall Asians seem to have the least cellulite among races.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are morbidly obese. Those aren't "curves", they're rolls. Find a treadmill. Kneel down, apologize to it sincerely, then get on it and start walking.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hi

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    losing weight caused my cellulite. my loose skin with all the stretch marks looks disgusting.

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