How to spot a dyel 101

they are all obsessed with abs and think looking like pic related equal le peak fitness

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OK!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if someone had a physique like this irl i could literally beat the shit out of him no cap

    if he tries to run he better hope i dont catch him because I would then bulldoze him into a wall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

      https://i.imgur.com/t4P0onS.jpg

      they are all obsessed with abs and think looking like pic related equal le peak fitness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        read

        dyel weakling copege

        I gain more strength by bloat maxing. you retain weak b***hmode by permanently cutting for abs

        ab obsessed dyel weakling in the foreground
        me (strength max bloatcel) in the background

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lose weight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dyel weakling copege

      I gain more strength by bloat maxing. you retain weak b***hmode by permanently cutting for abs

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing gloves
    >wearing long socks to cover up tiny legs
    >not squatting to parallel
    >wearing a belt on every lift
    >sipping on preworkout throughout the lifting session
    >doing PPL
    >not training neck
    >using machines more than free weights

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet the guy who was taking this picture is shorter and has a smaller upperbody than the guy in the photo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nerve: Struck
        Jimmies: Rustled
        Purse: Matched
        Number: Done
        Face: Red
        Cut: Deep
        Shaking: Literally
        Close to Home: Hit
        Ass: Blasted
        Lock: Keyed
        Mic: Dropped
        Murder: Witnessed
        Cops: Called
        Bag: Fricked
        Graco: Played then Packed
        Mask: Over Nose
        2nd Mask: Over the First
        Arm: Jabbed
        In: Celled
        Mom: Fricked
        Open: Wide
        Bend: Over
        Mouth: Open
        Foreskin: Cut
        Booster: After Second Shot
        2nd Booster: After First Booster
        Iced: Up
        Calculating: Complete
        Results: In
        Chance: Zero
        Face: Not Spoken To
        Check: Mate
        Cheeks: Clapped
        We're done here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats wrong with PPL?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    garou is only 18 hes making good gains leave him alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like hes making no gains eating like a princess.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fatcel seethe and mald

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dyel weakling seethe and mald

      I bet the guy who was taking this picture is shorter and has a smaller upperbody than the guy in the photo

      guy in the picture is dyel though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        post physique and then you can talk you obese midget

        • 2 years ago
          DYEL HUNTER

          *clips your ear*
          You've fallen into my trap. Bagged n tagged. This will make a good european mount after we scalp your zoomer haircut.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kek, post physique

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol tiny arm ab obsessed dyel weakling cuckold I could easily beat the shit out of you

          Im 6'0. I already know your next post is going to be copege

          you have a pathetic weakling b***h body

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm 6'1", what's your point lil fella
            gonna keep jacking off to me?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              commit suicide weakling dyel cuckold

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                post physique and then i'll consider it
                pretty glad i made like 2 or 3 of you this mad though
                also should probably let you know that i'm a climber, it doesn't help for me to be bigger than 160

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day dyel

                you will always be weak

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i don't know if i'm weak, i can do like 3 one-arm pull-ups, it's pretty fun
                on the other hand, i bet you struggle to do one, 脂肪。

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                commit suicide weakling dyel cuckold

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can't think of anything new? you're fat, ugly, AND stupid? christ brother

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you're a weakling dyel homosexual and you should have a nice day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you should post physique
                how come i'm the only person who posts physique anymore, what's wrong with you people?
                i stop visiting IST for a few months and you all turn into a bunch of scared homosexuals who constantly post about "dyels" and try shitting on other people who are just trying their best, instead of extending a helping hand and guiding them to the light

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you post leanbeafpatty? LOL

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's me lmao

                get a loofa kid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i wish that would help, but it's eczema, honestly don't mind it at this point

                [...]
                >calculating…
                >calculating…
                >calculating…
                Ah finally. Let’s see the results. Hold on, let me get my glasses.
                Ah hah, just as I suspected, 0.000% chance you’d say that to me face.
                I could literally bend you over, put a condom on with one hand, and frick you in front of your gf. Unfortunately for you I don’t like the sensation of sex with a condom. You are nothing but a fleshy hole with some dyel arms attached to me. And you're gonna start showing me some respect when addressing me. You can call me Sir.

                also, stay in Dallas you moron hick. kinda pathetic looking for sex on IST too. + you're literally a homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >calculating…
                >calculating…
                >calculating…
                Ah finally. Let’s see the results. Hold on, let me get my glasses.
                Ah hah, just as I suspected, 0.000% chance you’d say that to me face.
                I could literally bend you over, put a condom on with one hand, and frick you in front of your gf. Unfortunately for you I don’t like the sensation of sex with a condom. You are nothing but a fleshy hole with some dyel arms attached to me. And you're gonna start showing me some respect when addressing me. You can call me Sir.

                MOGGED

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                mogged by what
                my physique isn't built for lifting weights, i haven't touched a barbell in years, but i climb around V9 and 5.13c/d

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i haven't touched a barbell in years
                We know.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                as always, post physique and then you can talk my friend

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i was gonna say
                this looks like leanbeefpatty if he was female

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          post physique and then i'll consider it
          pretty glad i made like 2 or 3 of you this mad though
          also should probably let you know that i'm a climber, it doesn't help for me to be bigger than 160

          Thank you for picking up weights and not guns.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i like guns as well, they're p fun
            don't see the point in owning one atm as it'd be a pain to get approved with my apartment management but shooting ranges are always a good stress reliever

        • 2 years ago
          Sir

          post physique and then i'll consider it
          pretty glad i made like 2 or 3 of you this mad though
          also should probably let you know that i'm a climber, it doesn't help for me to be bigger than 160

          >calculating…
          >calculating…
          >calculating…
          Ah finally. Let’s see the results. Hold on, let me get my glasses.
          Ah hah, just as I suspected, 0.000% chance you’d say that to me face.
          I could literally bend you over, put a condom on with one hand, and frick you in front of your gf. Unfortunately for you I don’t like the sensation of sex with a condom. You are nothing but a fleshy hole with some dyel arms attached to me. And you're gonna start showing me some respect when addressing me. You can call me Sir.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you're gonna try fricking me with that tiny thing? it's like it's not even there, god. what a horrifying little goblin you've turned yourself into. should also wash the cum stains off your shorts before you go to the gym, small hands. i'll say whatever i damn please to your face, especially when you keep jerking your tiny wiener to pictures of my back.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yikes you look only slightly bigger like not even noticeable in normal clothes... Fricking twink

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you're gonna try fricking me with that tiny thing? it's like it's not even there, god. what a horrifying little goblin you've turned yourself into. should also wash the cum stains off your shorts before you go to the gym, small hands. i'll say whatever i damn please to your face, especially when you keep jerking your tiny wiener to pictures of my back.

            >flamewar degrades into gay ERP
            why does this always happen on IST?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i wish i could tell you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you wearing a mask lol

            Id say anything to your face cuz youre obviously a huge pussy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically would not frick with a man at a bar wearing a slogan shirt. If he has a social life and wears slogan tees he prob is a tough bastard and that’s why nobody has told him it’s a lame look.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have a little boy face hahahaha

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yup total power bottom he is, I'm getting half hard with a massive test boost over here

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doing shit like this.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pantyboy at my gym

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is he doing wrong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literally nothing, just working out and trying to be better, and these insecure fricks wanna poke fun. worst kinds of people right here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's wearing panties to the gym.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is a dyel.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My physique is a more realistic version of this and I look fantastic. Women love it, I love it, that's literally all I care about.

    I've never met someone with abs who gave them up to be a fatty powerlifter, but I've know lots of people shooting for abs who failed and decided to go bear mode.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Garou has a shoulder width of 23 inches.
    Shut your b***h ass up, Black personlover.

  11. 2 years ago
    DYEL HUNTER

    >gets baited by age old copypasta+picture
    >does some pull-ups in his bathroom and suddenly thinks he's the hulk
    >is literally 160 lbs soaking wet
    Yep, it's dyel time. Thanks for contributing to the dyel spotting thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i mean you got my weight right, yeah
      i already told you, i don't need to be heavy or gain any more weight than this for what i like to do
      you really need to expand your horizons on the different things the body can be used for other than lifting iron bars and plates
      also, still haven't posted your physique

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know what dyel stands for?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          should just ask "are you a dyel," and the answer is no, i do not lift anything other than my body off the ground
          do you know what the YDS is? or the vermin scale?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Enter thread titled "How to spot a dyel"
            >the answer is no, i do not lift anything
            We're done here.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bro just say you don’t lift. Why so insecure on manga website?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: Internet tough guys being autists

    • 2 years ago
      DYEL HUNTER

      Barely regulation, but it's legal.
      *clips ear*
      *bags*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ITT: dyel weaklings seething as always

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my strength maxed bloated superiority has led to some controversy

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