How to stay fit in the upcoming snowpocalypse as a yuropoor?

How to stay fit in the upcoming snowpocalypse as a yuropoor?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lifting weights

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm already doing that, but how do I keep the gains if and when food becomes scarce?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hoard gainsfood.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          is picrel and a fit body enough to defend my gainsrations from angry and skelly gains goblins (aka my neighbors)?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gun is better.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know that gun is better, I am but a yuropoor with no real access to guns unless I raid the police or the hunters in my neighborhood. And doing that will just mean I'll get shot

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sword.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not going to happen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a feezer. Stock up.
        Canned goods, like tuna and deenz.
        Fill freezer with frozen veg and meat.

        You don't need to be doomsprepper to have at least a few weeks worth of food at all times. I thought this was common sense, but the corona panic though me otherwise.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >food becomes scarce
        My Black, you know exactly that shit will happen, so why are you not preparing accordingly? Essentially, you need to
        >leave the big city if you haven't already (riots, lootings, shortages)
        >start growing your own veggies (you can grow a surprising amount of food in only a hundred square meters)
        >start a rabbit colony and start having some chickens (both are super easy to keep)
        >buy a freezer, start stacking up food for both you and your animals
        >get some solar panels so you're not stuck without electricity
        >set up security for/around your property - dog is the best deterrent, second is a gun, or at the very least something mean looking like what this

        https://i.imgur.com/gDGEK5M.png

        is picrel and a fit body enough to defend my gainsrations from angry and skelly gains goblins (aka my neighbors)? retard is rocking

        That's it, you can kick back and enjoy societal collapse. Bonus points if you start attending your local church for frens you can count on if SHTF

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not in the city, I live in a 500 people village so I'm safe on that end
          Only problem is that I'm poor and can't afford land to raise animals and grow food, although I am slowly saving up for it already

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's cool, but bro a rabbit colony is basically free. Listen to me:
            >all you need is a small backyard, 100 square meters is more than enough (you could literally ask your neighbours if you have any that would be willing to lend some to you)
            >you buy pic related
            >you dig a trench of around 6x6m, bury about 40cm of it in the ground (most rabbits shouldn't be able to jump over the rest)
            >buy 3 females and 1 male rabbit, release them in this enclosure
            >just throw in grass and whatever for them every day and keep em hydrated
            >in a couple months you will literally have more rabbits than you can keep up butchering
            >all this shit costs 100€, max
            If you think costs are an issue, think again. Only problem with this solution is you're actually optimizing for the least amount of time needed to care for the rabbits and not yield, but that's a plus if you actually have a job. Also you can't really have clean bloodlines because of the inbreeding so you eventually need to kill off the whole colony and restard again but who cares, by that time you will have 100 rabbits in your freezer.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I will take your advice and work on that asap then
              Although aren't chickens better since they can eat basically anything and give eggs?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah chickens are great as well, but you do need to have a coop for them so it's a bit of a bigger investment. But even so having just 3-4 for eggs and a small coop (~200€ ready made if you don't wanna fuck with it yourself) is really good, it's what I'm gonna do in a week or two. With how egg prices are skyrocketing, that might pay for itself after a couple years. But the thing is, you're doing this as an investment into your food security. The quality of food is gonna plummet sadly, so having your own source is gonna be vital for long-term gains

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So long as you do have enough scraps to feed them or let them roam in garden. Also they take a while to get to egg laying age if you buy them too young, while buying at early-prime egg laying range is a bit more expensive. They also only lay productively for so many years so make sure you don’t get garden gnomeed and end up with old ones that don’t lay. You can eat them after that, but some breeds give more meat and some five better egg production if you care to optimise.
                Indian runner ducks are another option, good when space is limited. Duck eggs are good, more fat less protein but still nutritious.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Huh
              Why don't people do this? Does rabbit taste bad?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rabbit is fucking amazing my man, especially if you combine it with bacon and do a stew. It tastes a bit gamey though, some might find that to be an issue. It's not fatty enough though so you need to substitute it with something for it to be a balanced meal. They are amazing if you're cutting, though.

                As to why people are not doing this, i think it's mainly
                >it's more convenient to go into a supermarket and buy shit there
                >you do need to butcher them
                yourself which 99% of current populace is unwilling to do because they are pussies
                >we have been conditioned to think this life is boring, stupid, and subpar and somehow living in a city is so much better (our current propaganda/culture)

                Btw, butchering rabbits is super easy even for a retard like me, and it takes 10 mins / rabbit after a couple tries, tops. AlsoI think the next few years will be super weird, as society will split into two even more. People who are handy around their garden will be well-fed, well nourished, while people who rely on industrial food will slowly wither away.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ever heard of rabbit starvation? They're bot exactly nutritionally completel. They are delicious though.
                Lots of people used to keep them, like my grandparents did.
                Few people like (or know how) to butcher animals these days. If you have chickens you can get eggs without killing them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Germany has some real world experience turning varmints into fuel.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rape your neighbor then pimp him out for food

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          made me smile, thanks anon

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You Blackid invaders will never survive. Maybe eat and burn you kids you keep bragging about.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm french not slavoid

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty mad about the pipeline blowing up, ngl. How long does this stuff need to be fixed? Half a year? They must have replacement parts laying around right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro it's a pipe just weld some shit together

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        IDK about Europe but in the US there's a massive shortage of skilled welders, of most trade jobs actually. Too many people went to college instead of trade schools and most of the existing tradies are old and getting ready to retire.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's under the sea

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          just get spongebob on it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no way they will fix it during the war

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pipe wasn't even in use

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only NS2 but Nord Stream 1 was in comission since 2012

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sooner you start eating other people the sooner you can start to stay on top of the curve and not grow weaker like the rest before they also get that idea.
    Look here buddy, I don't want to eat my neighbors, but I'll gonna have to do it. Cue some Alex Jones rant here.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao bitch I'm Greek, you think we care about le gas shortages lol cunt we're poor as shit we've been using wood for heating for the last 10 years you think a russkie with an ego taller than him is gonna scare us fuck outta here manlet bitch hey choke on this banan you cocksucka

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't you guys friends with Russia? Just buy gas retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they like to pretend we are cause the godless commies wanna take control of our church from the inside

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lost a load of weight over summer
    >now going to freeze and starve to death
    Goddamit

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I buy this really fancy classy Tudor watch for 2k or go for two 1k watches. ( One military style hamilton and another watch). I cant do both because I am a broke college student.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wood chopping, both improves your fit levels and gives you a source of warmth for the winter
    >b..but I live in an apartment!
    then die I dont care

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Germans what kind of temps are we talking in winter time?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wagner is hiring, they'll provide everything you need

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If i don't go to gym I kill myself. Simple.

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