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You can actually just not go to the doctor even if you never eat apples
The doctor will come to you
I will fucking wreck some nerd doctor who comes to my house. Doctors think they know how to live long but let's see who dies first motherfucker
Personal experience, but pretty accurate.
I started throwing an apple at my general practitioner once a day, usually when he arrives or leaves for work. After day 3 when he saw me hide behind a hedge he stopped talking to me and started avoiding me, but obviously that didn't stop me.
Now he has a restraining order against me, meaning me and him legally have to stay apart, so I guess it works.
Not hugely. No healthy person under 40 should need the doctor for anything other than injury or something like that.
However the humble apple is incredibly healthy. They contain the most antioxidants of almost any food you can think of. This will lead to helping your body on a fundamental level.
>However the humble apple is incredibly healthy. They contain the most antioxidants of almost any food you can think of. This will lead to helping your body on a fundamental level.
please enlighten me more on the benefits of apples
>no healthy person should need the doctor
I can't eat apples because I grew allergic to them.
I miss eating fruits so damn much bros 🙁
What about garlic, crucifix and holy water, or is that only vampires?
It's garden gnomes of all kinds which covers both vampres and doctors
Lies push by big apple.
Big Apple marketing to sell more apples.
Doctors detected. What the hell is a med-icin anyway? Sounds like a poison. Im onto you you lab coat wearing, pill perscribing, stethoscope spying basterds.
Not being a fatty keeps the doctor away.
Humans never need to go to the hospital until they get cancer. Even then, they are more likely to survive, and are usually much older when they do get it.
Fats, on the other hand, need to start getting tested for any number of things starting at about 30 years of age. The fatter it is, the younger and worse the prognosis.
Don't be fat. Not fat = healthy.
I eat some piece of fruit every day. I caught the 'rona, but other than that, I have only ever gotten sick when a girlfriend did. Delicious way to get some nutrition.
not if you're diabetic
green apples or other less sweet ones though, yeah sure.
You might be on to something. I bought 3 apples in the store and it ammounted to 2 yurobux. It was pink lady.
Stop being gay and get some szampion
Whether or not my apple keeps him away is largely dependant on whether it actually goes through his windscreen
Last time this was posted some retard literally argued for 24 hours how technically no one could prove some bullshit about phytonutrients in apples lol
False, apples barely have any micros to keep you healthy. There are much more nutritious fruits.
BIG APPLE just wanted to sell their excess produce and made that slogan up.
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