How would you?

How would you IST training help you in a situation like this, Floridabros?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Invite him for ice cold lemonade

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    steel is stronger than bone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Youre fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *teleports behind you*
      >heh, nothing personal friendo
      *bites your hand off*

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see you later alligator
    simple as

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >later comes
      >He returns
      You didn't think this through, Anon.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have plenty of frozen chicken on hand to slake his hunger.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That little shit has strong as fuck bite but relatively weak muscles for opening its mouth so just use some rope and tie that shit shut. Easily done if you are IST.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie id probably just throw rocks at it from a good distance until it decides to fuck off. Nobody likes rocks thrown at them. Otherwise id probably attempt to fence him in and keep him as some sort of pet and feed him cats for the rest of his life.

    I fucking hate cats.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >morons on fit
      You have to go back

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Floridanon here,

    You need to work on grip and push exercises, you can hold together their jaws and they can’t do anything about it. Then you tie their jaw closed with a belt or t shirt. It takes some practice but it ain’t hard. Have to pull these fuckers out my pool all the time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aren’t most of them like 300-400lbs? Must be quite a workout.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Have to pull these fuckers out my pool all the time
      man florida is like our own mini australia, it's kind of cool honestly

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I guess it would make it that much easier to lift the phone to call animal control.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >trigger pulls 8xfailure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you got good aim. If you attempt African-American sharpshooting , none of the 9mms you shoot at it will penetrate the skull, if any of them hit (exception being eye cavity lucky shot)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He clearly didn't post a 9mm
        Also, shooting something that lays down and lets you walk up to it isn't that difficult, and animals don't usually attack you while being shot like in video games
        >none of the 9mms will penetrate its skull
        Do you actually believe this?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Throw my small dog into its maw
    >Jump over it as it eats small dog

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you subdue its mouth, itll be over. Gators and crocs have zero opening strength. It's all in the closing bite force.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what if he backs away and slips away from your hand pressing down on him

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chase him off with a spear or begin clubbing him while on top of my car

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him and grill him for dinner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Florida, not Louisiana.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Not having a gator friend.
    NTGMI

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of floridaman doesnt have a gun

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would goomba stomp this fucker to death Mario style.

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