How would you salvage this?

How would you salvage this?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Head shrinks

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather salvage your mom if you know what I mean.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Move the camera so it's not pointing down.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hair transplant, shave, buccal fat removal, contacts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buccal fat removal
      >google this shit
      >most of the examples are females
      why?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        most men dont get plastic they just cope with being ugly

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's not what i mean, having a non-fat but slightly pudgy face is good on females. that's why women start to look much worse once they lose their babyfat

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ditch the glasses, shave beard and body hair (let’s face it it just makes him look like shit) and just give him a classic slickback and mustache combo. He’d look great

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But thats his signature beard. Everyone knows him as the "8 day beard guy". He's going to need a new personality, maybe even a new gender when he doesn't have that anymore.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone posted a different photo of this guy with no glasses, longer hair and a smile and he actually looked like a solid bro. It's the tryhard pose and accessories that make this pic look silly.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    plastic surgery

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP just a jelly crab in a bucket.

    Post body, OP. You won’t?

    Cause you are a fat fuck coward 🙂
    This dude has a body most /fit would die for and he has the balls to take a pic and put out for people to judge.

    He made it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This dude has a body most /fit would die for
      Most of IST would die to be 5'6?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 5'6 and unlike me this guy is ripped so I'm mirin

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly he looks good if it werent for the short looking arms but its made worse by the camear angle same with the head. the body hair and hair style is a bit shit. i found the image source and apparently the dude isnt even 4 foot tall like the image suggests but 5'10 200lb roider

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'8
    >size 3xl hat
    It's not fair. I have to get every shirt tailored so that it fits around my neck. I have a big chest and wide shoulders but it still looks small because of my massive dome.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give him a suit and tie and see how far personality can go

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    non-gay hair cut and a smile

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is another pic of the guy in OP. I don't know why he would upload the original pic with his head looking so fucking dumb.

    Apparently it's a 14 month transformation pic

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    High heels

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest change I would actually make if I were him would be working on getting a thicker neck.
    >pic related, it's the only thing I changed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All he needs is to learn how to take a better photo. See

      https://i.imgur.com/ikFLBjx.jpg

      This is another pic of the guy in OP. I don't know why he would upload the original pic with his head looking so fucking dumb.

      Apparently it's a 14 month transformation pic

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there. i fixed him
    Just needs a buzzcut and contact lenses

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he actually already did, I saw a picture

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"what did you just say about Yakub?"

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