How would you save him? He's 19 and 5"3

How would you save him?

He's 19 and 5"3

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn look at him. He looks like a dwarf from that Disney movie.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken fricking COOP

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cis pooner

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would tell him to be a doctor in a short country and enjoy life

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nobody is 19 in that picture

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The guy on the right is actually 18 in that photo.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    take him to thailand and let him frick as many hookers as he can

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go dwarf mode.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks moe assad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THANKS MOE ASSAD

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarfmaxx

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bloatmaxx and open a bar in a fantasy setting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible /sdg/ post

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >him

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ottermode
    >fin + minoxidil + hair transplant
    >change the hair cut, maybe let it grow up to around his chin and embrace a more twinkish facial look
    >take that beard off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >just be the opposite of yourself right now
      That would be incredibly hard for him. It would be like transitioning.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      - He is lucky enough to have a full beard, that is a cheat code. The styling is bad tho, might have to go shorter, change the shape of it.

      -Like said, save the hair with fin/minox/micro needling etc

      -Lift. He is skinny fat, the worst type after obese. Losing fat will make him look way better facewise. And obviously gain muscle as well, with his height, 14in arms (with a proportional body), lean, will look good.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dwarfmode

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would do my best to introduce him to the Good News that is the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
    It's the only way to save anyone.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What fricking race are those things?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      american

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay how can you be 19 and have this hairline? His head doesn't look like it belongs on that body.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He has two options. The way I save him depends on the path he chooses to walk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can't be the only one who sees the troon on the right as Michael Cera.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    damn, I miss watching his streams when I was in high school

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad I won most of the gene lottery.
    >6'2
    >good lookimg
    >full head of hair,
    >Deep Voice
    >charismatic
    >top quartile of IQs
    >normal sized dick
    >not born in india

    My problems are bad teeth and heartburn, both of which I can treat. I can't imagine being like OP

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lifting can save everyone. it brings you closer to Jezus.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He's 19 and 5"3
    And those are two separate measurements. 😉

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HA HA MANLETS ARE SHORT SO FUNNY!!!!!

    CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHING

    CUZ ITS NOT LIKE SHORT MEN HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES FROM YOUR HEIGHT DISCRIMINATION

    CUZ ITS NOT LIKE MANLET JOKES ARE ABHORRENT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

    CUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE MAKE SHORT MALE JOKES EVERY DAY

    CUZ ITS NOT LIKE SHORT MEN HAVE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE POLICE AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they don't care anon, women won't love you like they do tall men. just accept it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up manlet

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    somebody has to get the remote when it falls behind the couch

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