How would your lifting prepare you against a dog attack?

How would your lifting prepare you against a dog attack?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all those 'adorable dog moments' videos that show up on my facebook feed ALWAYS feature shitbulls? How come no other dog breed needs this kind of explicit propaganda to be spammed all over the internet? Why are these people so adamant about defending literal murder machines?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because if you argue that border collies are good dogs, everyone will just agree. There's no drama, no excitement, no righteous indignation, no moral crusade, just "yep, good dog. I always had labs though."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >on my facebook
      Go back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How come no other dog breed needs this kind of explicit propaganda to be spammed all over the internet?

      If left alone our natural observational skills would reliably lead us to noticing the patterns of harm and drawing socially unacceptable conclusions.
      So it has to be buried by this active and selective propaganda drive, highlighting positive exceptions. One "nanny dog" among a hundred maulers and that's the one we have to believe is representative.
      Good thing we don't do this kind of thing for any other categories.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Good thing we don't do this kind of thing for any other categories.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Good thing we don't do this kind of thing for any other categories.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is the algorithm feeding me things that I keep interacting with?
      It’s your feed, anon. That’s a you issue. I don’t see anything about “cute dogs” on any platform I’m on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow bro are you some kind of breedist? They are the exact same as poodles and if there is any difference between them it's purely because of breed privilege and institutional breedism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t own a pitbull and know more than a fair share of stories about them, but have you noticed that most baby eating pitbulls are always owned by women or minorities?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >racism outside of /b/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexualry outside of /lgbt/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pantyboy outside of /mygym/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >facebook

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Internet and welfare means that the mentally ill have both the time and means to endlessly spam their mental illness onto the rest of society.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm strong enough to kill a dog, I've been attacked and hospitalized by a pit bull before but I was like 7 year a old now I know better.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most normal sized men could fend off a pitbull if they are violent enough (the man not the dog)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's a normal size? I'm 71kg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Average male weight in Europe is around 80kg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        71kg is fine if you're skinnyfit.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because dogs are moronic in general, unlike big cats who go for strangulation, you just need to ensure you give the dog a covered/protected piece of your body, such as your lower wrist (reduce risk of arterial damage), and the thing will latch on and most likely not give up.

    At this point all you have to do is drag yourself to the nearest blunt weapon or sharp object and crack its skull. If you can lift like a 5kg hammer with your other hand and drop it like you're at the damn strength hammer game at the fair on its skull, guaranteed you can give him a concussion/knock him out/kill him...
    At that point you can either enclose it somewhere if it's still alive, or kill it.

    To resume, you just have to stay in control, offer him a strategic hold somewhere and from there on out, you can strategize on what to use. Make sure to keep pulling on your wrist so he stays prey focused and doesnt release.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if you accidentally hit yourself with that hammer tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then you get stunned for 10 seconds and the pitbull can go around you and hit your bright red weak point for massive damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about not getting bitten at all, you frickwit ?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs back legs can be seperated from the hip very easily

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant you put it on a choke and asphyxiate it like that guy did on that webm

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always carry a knife with me. And a baton at night. I assume if attacked, especially by some shitbull or boxer that simply likes to stare down people. I would just stab it to death.

    Call me a sociopath or whatever but I really fricking hate when boxer or shitbull does that stance and looks at you, even when they are with their owner. It's a fricking dog ffs, not a human. It has no right to provoke you to a fight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Before calling you a sociopath or anything, have you actually had to use a knife or batton to defend in real attack?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. I don't live in Black person infested country so no, people usually back off or don't bother you. I came close to actually having to defend myself against a large dog though. Luckly the owner called it off, I wasn't happy with myself though and wished to beat the frick out of both of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you live where boxers are a problem? Are you sure you're not getting your breeds mixed up?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hype for shitbulls at all. They're just ugly as sin. Agression aside. Petting them is fricking disgusting as well, since they have massive hard heads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rampant, mass mental illness anon. And mind control. It’s not well known but MKULTRA never ended.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nig/Hispanic culture has taken over

      I always carry a knife with me. And a baton at night. I assume if attacked, especially by some shitbull or boxer that simply likes to stare down people. I would just stab it to death.

      Call me a sociopath or whatever but I really fricking hate when boxer or shitbull does that stance and looks at you, even when they are with their owner. It's a fricking dog ffs, not a human. It has no right to provoke you to a fight.

      What kinda baton? I only carry a knife and pepper spray

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What kinda baton?
        that type of baton. don't know how it's called in US, since I'm ESL, but it works on everything. Also a cool beer opener.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have you ever tested the baton on like a concrete pillar? a lot of those collapsible batons break apart with even the most minor of impacts. same with a lot of cheap knives, most people dont even know the difference between a rat tang and full tang. folding knives dont even have tangs and only the really high quality ones will stand up to repeated impact

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            brother the "nice" ones cost like 10 times what a cheap one costs.
            plus it's not like i'm gonna be keeping a murder weapon around anyways.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and the cheap ones wont matter because you will be in le morgue with a bodytag on your toe, but yes post smug pepe you win the internet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >buy 1K $ blade
                >distinctive stab pattern
                >blood never disappears coz it gets into the fancy nooks and crannies
                >cops literally have a file on you as the guy who orders expensive knives
                yeah sure blud you're totally not gonna spend your life in jail

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >buy 10 dollar "made in pakistan" Black personblade
                >you swing and hit the ribs, the blade snaps off
                >the other guy kills you
                >'blud"
                oh that makes more sense, im literally conversing with a fricking Black person. no wonder you aren't understanding a single word im saying

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >”they will just tank your stab, bro!!!”
                moronic lost cause

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's gonna hit people, not concrete pillars you imbecile.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would make sure to protect myself, while trying to not hurt the dog
    cause i’m not a weirdo who wants an excuse to punch an animal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just the mass alone does a lot. Imagine a homosexual 60kg guy getting attacked by such an animal vs. a jacked 90kg guy gets attacked.
    Also fighting dogs of does not require much skill but just brute force. Smack him on the nose/head, kick him with them squat fueld thunder tights. The best way to stop an attack is to choke them out, which again is pure strength.
    Plus not really sure if that actually helps, but lifting weights make your bones stronger /more dense, maybe to a point where they can not break your arm by biting it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Plus not really sure if that actually helps, but lifting weights make your bones stronger /more dense, maybe to a point where they can not break your arm by biting it?
      Most bones aren't breakable by bite force of regular animals. I ran the numbers once, the forearm bones and shin bones require a shitton of force for crushing and a lot of force for twisting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most normal dogs, yes, but bigger dogs can, as much as I know.
        Heard that one of the reasons why police does not really use Rottweilers anymore is because they got so much bite force that they can break bones... (other reasons being their bad reputation and them having ADHD now and then and lose focus on there task pretty fast)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rotties only have a bad rep because of 90s movies and morons like you. Rottweilers have greater heritage than you ever will. Those dogs fought for Rome. Show some fricking respect.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Those dogs fought for Rome. Show some fricking respect.
            WE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WUZ

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                morons.

                Thats what you are. morons.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Those dogs fought for Rome.
            Rottweilers are a German breed, if anything they eat brown little southerners for breakfast.

            >Rottweilers have greater heritage than you ever will.
            >No.

            >Rotties only have a bad rep because ... and morons like you.
            Can you read, pizzaboy? I only said they can break bone, how would that give them a bad rep? That ADHD thing is true if you listen to dog trainer/handlers. They get really easily distracted.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >X to doubt
        I give my 100lb rottie fresh cow leg bones all the time and he chews them up like it's nothing.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I train with 35-50kg protection/police/military dogs, if you are unarmed they kill you easily, not even anywhere close to having a chance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would a retractable baton defeat them or do you need a gun or sword?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need a chainsaw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they focus on grabbing your extremities to pin you down, not killing you? And are you saying 1v1, or because they are used in packs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >35-50kg dogs
      mfw im 54 kgs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They go for the neck, right ? Surely you can protect yourself ?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How would your lifting prepare you against a dog attack?
    By increasing your STR stat so that you can wield big ass tower shields and greatswords.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half right, return to bonk.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to run very fast and be able to climb

    If you're not a dog yourself your first reaction VILL be gtfo, not fight a dog. I've had just 3 (dangerous) encounters of stray dogs in my life, 1 time me and my friend managed to keep them away by swinging sticks and shouting, 2 other times I just ran like my life depended on it, in both cases dogs gave up pretty quickly so that's a good thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have also ran& climbed and have saved myself. Everybody says to stay still / hold your ground but my instinct is too strong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Have also ran& climbed and have saved myself
        I think it's a good default setting, chances of bleeding to death after "winning" in a fight with a dog are not worth standing your ground or whatever

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my "lifting" will help me "lift" a firearm out of a holster and blow doggos brains out. or "lift" a kabar out of its sheathe and stab doggo in the eye.

    then if the owner witnesses that they will probably fly into a belligerent rage and you will have to defend yourself against them, possibly while fricking injured seriously by the moronic dog

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember, go for the face, try to hit them on the nose. they'll probably bite you first, but if you hit them hard enough they'll stop, and then once they're on the floor you repeatedly hit them on the back of the head until they stop moving.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dog knows that you're not to be trifled with. Animals don't usually pick fights with other animals if they think that they could be injured.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Animals don't usually pick fights with other animals if they think that they could be injured.
      pitbulls are bred to be moronic and kill themselves trying to fight shit like boars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pitbulls aren't animals they're Black folk

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In an analogous way.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I carry fox labs pepper spray so hopefull that would help me kill a pitbull or dog if I got attacked.
    Vid rel:

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't think you are going to teach the dog a lesson or de-escalate. if the dog attacks you, you have to go for the kill. if you are present of mind enough when it stops moving then you can make a decision at that point if it's still alive. My rule is if the dog attacks me as I'm moving away, it's dead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the dog looks like it's about to attack me, I'm pepper spraying that fricker. It's property, not a person. Worst that can happen is I am charged $5k or something.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let his jaws lock onto my arm then keep punching his throat
    Simple it’ll die that way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My friend is built like a linebacker and he was walking his gf’s shitty white fluffy dog when a neighbor’s shitbull ran out of its house and attacked the dog. It latched on and wouldn’t let go. My buddy wailed on that shitbull so hard that he could barely lift his arm the next day and broke a finger and it wouldn’t let go. The owner ran out and they somehow got it off and his gf’s dog somehow survive but had to have surgery and lots of staples and stitches.

      When they lock down they don’t let go. I don’t live in an open carry area but since having kids and seeing people walk shitbulls I carry a knife. Wish I could open carry but then again a knife is probably better if it’s close range and locked onto a loved one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously, you have to choke these frickers out. Only chance you got once they are on to something. Or well, just shoot them to be sure it will not happen again.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >put the pitbull in a side control
    Problem solved

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dead sensei actually strangled an attacking shitbull until it passed out. Too bad my sensei couldn't strangle the sea. F

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A dog ran at me from across a field at night and I was ready with my switchblade
    It got called off but it was about 5 seconds from being a dead animal

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