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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open thread
    >no humour here either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron found

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck was that splatter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that eddie hall?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is that eddie hall?
        No, they look alike but Eddie is like twice the size of that dude.
        He's 1,9m / 6ft2 and 164kg / 364 lbs.
        He may look smaller than most strongmen but he's still a giant.
        Pic related. He's next to an average sized man.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          An average man is not that much shorter than 6'2 friend. I'm 6'2 and I don't dwarf fucking anyone. Besides he's standing in front of that other guy which makes him look much bigger in a picture.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The average male height is 170cm or 5ft5.
            A bit higher average if you live in the west.

            I'd say the difference between 6ft2 and 5ft5 spretty significant. You are at least a full "head" above the average dude.

            "Dwarf" is a bit extreme, but yes you would absolutely mog a man of average 5ft5 height with your 6ft2 height.
            I'm just 6ft tall and that's already way above average.

            Let's look at a couple stats.
            In the USA, only 14,5% of the male population is 6ft or more.
            At your height, 6ft2, only 4% (3,9 to be exact) of american men are that height or taller.

            You're probably too tall to even notice the manlets walking around constantly.

            So yeah, considering less than 4% of males are your height or Eddie Hall's height, that's pretty big, even if for you, it's normal.

            I'm not saying you're dwarfing people,just giving you the statsto prove my original point.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              170cm is 5'7"
              170cm = 5.5feet = 5 feet 7 inches

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >170cm is 5'7"
                >170cm = 5.5feet = 5 feet 7 inches
                My bad, made a mistake converting heights between metric and imperial.
                Good thing I put both.
                Thanks for the correction.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even this is gerrymandering. 5.5 feet is 5'6". Not even gonna convert it myself. Fucking manlets will never learn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the humor here?

      Just a boxing match

      Weird haybale ring as well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NORF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You see NORF is not grammatically correct but I understand what you mean.

        If I am writing in a professional or academic context, my editor would correct it to North* every time.

        When I'm speaking, not writing, you might not even be able to understand my heavy Southern dialect. And I say "norf" with my dialect.

        if eye talkt lyke dis on fore-chan or wyle playin vidya games then u could not diss-urn my dya-lect because I have a heavy Southern drawl and this is wut I reely sownd lyke when I speek lol

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Discord gf face reveal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      very transphobic gif

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it is just a slapstick cartoon joke, not a social commentary on sex and gender. Like this:

        Zoomers are so sensitive.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this is the kind of thing I would've done when I was 16. Used to do lifts with a fucking training bicycle and two luggages filled with literature.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to go back, juan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It always feels good seeing this cause I made that thread kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Poor bastard. Hope you're doing better now anon

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ya know, I've see this pic before and I wonder if she's pregnant. Like she definitely is at least a little overweight, but the way his hands are on her stomach would be super unflattering to do to a non-pregnant woman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is the body language of an architect

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shes just a female mexican over the age of 15. They all do that. go from 110 to 235 overnight, its weird. Seen one do it at Best Buy one day, burst completely out of her clothes. Sort of like a lobster molting but its mexicans and fat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah bro a lot of Mexican chicks keep their figure you are just racisto

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mexican detected

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have Mexican family yes and it is because Latinas are fine and my uncle is a redneck.

              Lord my Spanish teacher in her 40s did not let go of her figure and that is a core memory.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are they so dumb?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never squeezed the squoze

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. never conversated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clearly a joke you retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >clearly
        Use your sail foam more to aquire no ledge

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except black people literally post stuff like this all the time on Facebook, Insta, etc.

        And not as jokes, just because they have no understanding of language.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And are these "black people" in the room with us right now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      purely economic factors

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's got that workout/mobile suit body type chart?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine losing your career for a slap. What a gay. So much for le black strength

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure he's crying himself to sleep in his private jet as we speak anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Private jet won't bring his father back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Institutional racism is real and most Americans in poverty are of European descent.

            You will not be able to stay inside and tune out when the revolution comes. Rich or poor.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol that's just sweet

    language is prescriptivist anyways, I understand what they mean

    sometimes I am just a grammar nazi, not a real nazi though, it's just writing is my job

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cry

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