This guy is such a petulant attention whore. It was funny when he and nick were young, crazy dudes. Now he and his fans are in their mid-thirties with beer guts and receding hairlines still doing the "le triggered libs" meme shit from 2014.
No we're normal and grew up on normal comedy like south park and now the world is pozzed because corporations started wokewashing themselves and the fed realized that pusing identity politics was what they needed to keep fucking the proletariat over after 2008.
Provocateurs and jesters bashed the disgusting flaws of the monarchy their whole lives, they didn't stop because hand wringers said there's an age limit to it.
>mid 30s >receding hair
normal ppl start loosing their hair at 50s. normal people in their mid 30s look the same as in mid 20s. stop projecting your inedequacies caused by inferrior genetic material to other human beings.
no they don't. you are just coping. you ignore majority and focus on minority of people. otherwise it would be to painful to u. sad. very sad. i pitty you. at least have a courage to face the reality. but no. you hide behind your false constructed worldview like racoon hiding behind a trash can.
at the climbing gym I go to, the only difference between people in their 20s and people in their 30s is that the 30 year olds look more sinewy and lean and have more gray hairs >tfw 28 and have a LOT of gray hairs
I see less and less "le triggered libs" stuff from him as time goes on. To me it seems like either his humour grew out of that phase or he's just deliberately not being political because he's gaining popularity (both are good things).
Sam Hyde has been replacing the triggered libs shit with the boomer tier trad daddy mixed with 4chantier redpills for at least 5 years now or at least as long as he became completely reliant on patreon after getting cancelled for making fun of garden gnomes on a TV show produced by garden gnomes.
It's cringe but I honestly miss the praise kek 2016 4chanposting. Seemed like there were people on here who genuinely believed post numbers were an ouija oracle tied to the will of an egyptian frog god. Was very comfy and almost innocent. Also miss farageposting, jebposting and delagates dahnald posting. It was like as soon as Trump won that election night was the funnest night you could've had on a message board and the post nut depression hit immediatley and hasn't gone away for seven (7) years
I always said that if I were to an hero, it'd be thisway.
Makes me think a common suicide spot in the uk called "Beachy head". It used to be dotted with crosses for all the suicides that jumped to their deaths. Sad.
I don't know, but it really makes you think, people can look good on the outside but be capable of such extreme actions against themselves on the inside.
have a small penis, have daddy issues, beat underage girls who also have daddy issues, be fat and retarded, be moron with white skin, so basically just be american
He says he's just on TRT but can anyone with steroid knowledge actually postulate on whether he is on other shit too? I know it's guess work; but are there any anons here that can give a non-biased educated guess?
I don't understand how anyone outside 4chan newfags can idolize him. He's simultaneously an obese fuck and an attention whore: straight Boogie2988-tier.
>minor beatups and cums 5x5 >friend betrayals 3x12 >garden gnomeing insurance companies 3x8 (nice) >paywalling solo skit garbage 4xF >hgh injections 40 grams a week >balding 100 hairs a minute
childhood is not understanding mde
teenage years is fetishizing sammy
adulthood is realising yt blacklists and charls rants were right all along
yeah i kinda regret bein a fan
still theres a grain of truth in that u need a trade and skill by 25 or youre bust
but that's common sense that his audience clearly lack
Just remember that it's an internet persona, and he adopted the persona of being the cancer that breached its containment board. Only newfags idolize him, and he was completely unheard of pre-2016
>u need a trade and skill by 25 or youre bust
This is such retarded shit that is clearly directed at his weirdo NEET fanbase. If you're an average person it isn't difficult to pick up a new career or job so long as your money situation is good. However, if you're an edgy 25yo spamming women's suicides on IST like you're 15 then yeah you're probably fucked
yeah i kinda regret bein a fan
still theres a grain of truth in that u need a trade and skill by 25 or youre bust
but that's common sense that his audience clearly lack
You sound like a salty ex gf of his. Ever thought how gay you are being right now?
>turn into ogre from years of hard compounds and bulking >people on IST tell me to go back to the asylum from Outlast >Sam Hyde turns into ogre >now it's a good thing
tbh I’m so happy this whole post ironic anti-comedy era of adult swim is over. Infusing shows with political commentary can be fine, but they all forgot to actually make it funny.
That’s exactly why I dislike that era of adult swim. Stuff like this
Bad mother
comes across to me as the same type of tryhard pseudo-intellectual preachiness that you see here on IST all the time. "Oh noes! Society is collapsing, muh clown world!" Yeah, yeah, I get it.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Show me another cable TV show shitting on single mothers like that.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
But it’s not funny.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's not supposed to be. In fact the whole show had a surreal bent to it. >b-but I need my heckin escapism
Go watch your shitty marvel movies
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sounds like bad writing then. Same deal with Tim & Eric. Weird for the sake of weird isn’t quality or funny.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's not weird. It's surreal and disturbing. The bad mother sketch in particular is unsettling and it's very high quality.
Bad writing is not when it's too serious or disturbing for you, it just means you prefer marvel and family guy.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not my thing for sure. I can’t imagine World Peace would’ve been sustainable as a series. Having someone constantly trying to cram their chosen political ideology down everyone’s throats every single episode via "surrealist humor" is everything I hate about the alt-comedy scene. Completely insufferable.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Just out of curiousity what shows do you watch?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Eastbound & Down is probably my favorite comedy series ever, but I’m not watching anything really current. The new Aqua Teen movie was okay.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Eastbound & Down
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
t. an autist
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I’m not singling out MDE. Tim & Eric, Eric Andre, Wondershowzen, etc. I hate that anti-comedy garbage.
>Yeah my fellow disc- uhh I mean ISTers! Adult Swim is way better now that it's Richard and Mortimer reruns 24/7, and it's gonna get even better now they got rid of that psycho rapist Justin Roiland! Am I right bros?
The male prostitutes sketch is a huge woman redpill contained in a 5 minute skit, and very funny >when the camera pans down and zooms in on gay sam's flagging erection
"The following advice is a joke and strictly for entertainment. Do not attempt to make Zippy Watertm at home. Zippy Watertm is an entertainment supplement not meant to be consumed by human beings. Sam Hyde and MDE are not legally responsible for any problems you have, ever.
First and foremost let me tell you, you must rinse your mouth with warm salt water (should be very salty) after drinking this shit otherwise your teeth will fall out.
Mix this shit up in the morning… Drink a good bit in the morning, most of it intra-workout (mixed with Gatorade and Aminolast), and a little bit in the afternoon.
* 1.5 liters water
* 1 large handful powdered beet (as much as you can before it turns into beet slurpee, maybe two tablespoons? The more the better honestly)
* 1 small handful powdered spinach
* daily recommended serving of citrulline malate
* whatever a recommended serving is of beta alanine
* however much creatine you think you need every day
* 2 servings of 'green powder' (that trendy shit with spirulina in it)
* as much vitamin C as you can handle before having diarrhea… maybe a tablespoon?
* maybe some kratom? I'm looking into it.
* 2 liters diet coke*
* a full toothpaste tube's worth of fluoride*
*optional
If it's too gritty then pull back on the spinach first. The tingles are from the beta-alanine. If you feel sick it's probably the vitamin C. Do not go overboard with the citrulline malate. If your teeth fell out it means you forgot to rinse with salt water after drinking. The cit. mal. and vit. C are the components that have the deleterious effect on teeth (they're acidic), so if you're too lazy to do the salt water thing then you can leave those out, however I wouldn't because vitamin C is supposed to be da bomb according to Charls and citrulline malate is huge big time major league shit.
Chase with a shot of apple cider vinegar and DO NOT J__K OFF."
SS+GOMAD
+be 6'5 and pin hgh and test
Bulk. Lift heavy.
Don't forget to drink a gallon of cow blood, also stalk your local commie for extra gains
I think embracing your grotesque features is the best way to overcome your flaws
This guy is such a petulant attention whore. It was funny when he and nick were young, crazy dudes. Now he and his fans are in their mid-thirties with beer guts and receding hairlines still doing the "le triggered libs" meme shit from 2014.
Not wrong, but to be honest, I'm in the same boat. We're just mentally stuck in the "edgy teenager" phase
No we're normal and grew up on normal comedy like south park and now the world is pozzed because corporations started wokewashing themselves and the fed realized that pusing identity politics was what they needed to keep fucking the proletariat over after 2008.
Good post, thanks for sharing bro
>petulant attention whore
no shit, it's called being a comedian
>his fans are in their mid-thirties
lolno. Most of his current fans are zoomies
Provocateurs and jesters bashed the disgusting flaws of the monarchy their whole lives, they didn't stop because hand wringers said there's an age limit to it.
>mom look! i'm being a clown on a vietnamese stone mason shop
>sam hyde, the modern voltaire
>mid 30s
>receding hair
normal ppl start loosing their hair at 50s. normal people in their mid 30s look the same as in mid 20s. stop projecting your inedequacies caused by inferrior genetic material to other human beings.
LMAO
Try going outside, most guys in their mid 30s look like shit. Girls are even worse
no they don't. you are just coping. you ignore majority and focus on minority of people. otherwise it would be to painful to u. sad. very sad. i pitty you. at least have a courage to face the reality. but no. you hide behind your false constructed worldview like racoon hiding behind a trash can.
Lmao 2/3rds of men by 35 experience mild stages of hairloss. By their mid 50s close to 90% do. 60% experience advanced stages of hair loss by 55.
at the climbing gym I go to, the only difference between people in their 20s and people in their 30s is that the 30 year olds look more sinewy and lean and have more gray hairs
>tfw 28 and have a LOT of gray hairs
>t. Hasanabi tier 3 sub
>"le triggered libs" meme shit from 2014
where do you think we are?
On the website where dicky and girls getting fucked by tentacles are a click away. Where do you think YOU are?
Maybe a decade ago, pal. Main draw of this site today is being politically contrarian
I see less and less "le triggered libs" stuff from him as time goes on. To me it seems like either his humour grew out of that phase or he's just deliberately not being political because he's gaining popularity (both are good things).
Sam Hyde has been replacing the triggered libs shit with the boomer tier trad daddy mixed with 4chantier redpills for at least 5 years now or at least as long as he became completely reliant on patreon after getting cancelled for making fun of garden gnomes on a TV show produced by garden gnomes.
The MDE tv show was awful. It’s telling that IST only ever posts the same three or four sketches from it.
>the same three or four sketches from it.
lel this.
>eric hayden ceo
>the man who would never be what they wanted him to be
>guy heaven
>bullies
cool it with the racism bro
Owning libs doesnt get out of fashion.
I think you’d be surprised at how poorly posts from the 2016 election era have aged. Peak IST cringe.
It's cringe but I honestly miss the praise kek 2016 4chanposting. Seemed like there were people on here who genuinely believed post numbers were an ouija oracle tied to the will of an egyptian frog god. Was very comfy and almost innocent. Also miss farageposting, jebposting and delagates dahnald posting. It was like as soon as Trump won that election night was the funnest night you could've had on a message board and the post nut depression hit immediatley and hasn't gone away for seven (7) years
I'm an election tourist and I fucking hate it here and all of the posters need to rope.
All discord chud newfags
Ok tourist
just popped by to say you're the reason why everything sucks on IST, and your board has always been the reason why
Struck a nerve, huh?
>cringe
kys
This. Sadly there's a lot of anons rapidly approaching middle age then never outgrew the 4chan edgelord phase.
>lol ok it is time to stop and grow up and be mature adults that farm for updoots with photos of the kids and restaurants you've visited
How about no you gay
i could have saved her....
dumb fucking bitches killing themselves. someone should have smacked some sense into them
Or some dick if you know what i mean
based facebook wine aunts bullying the littering moron to death.
I litter as a sport. Try and stop me, try and ticket me, try and shame me. I will continue to do so until the dump is free again.
>Heh, thought you could leave that Twix wrapper next to the bin and nothing would happen? Now you're in the bin
Silly litter bug
Skill issue
White massive dick would have saved her life.
Damn my BWC coud have saved her
Same
he takes some irreversible aromatase inhibitor so do that ig if you want to hydemax
She must have tweeted something anti russian and then tripped while russian to shut her window
katie looks like she just needs some cock. a big black cock to be precise.
Mutt
I'm also trans btw if that matters
go back to discord cuck
Rape 4x12
Quintessential ugly bastard phenotype
Lookin like the village rapist
The village rapist who also carries all the water and building materials for the town.
does he just do curls and nothing else?
if my name was lee i would also kms
>She ended her life by jumping Infront a train and by being an Instagram personality
Brutal
He is very open about his TRT use, he has been on it for years now.
would fuck lina in the ass. her name reminds me of anal.
Step one: be a pedophile and groom minors
Captcha: OMAD
one minor a day
molly needs a cock in her holly
slightly below average hapa dick would have fixed her
>2023
>gays still living in the past of 2016 trying to relive the edgy gayry itt
Yes
How does 1 not develop as a person for 7 years?
Develop into what, exactly?
Not a gay.
Yes, I'm not a gay. Are you?
No. But it's cringe to see how hard some people live in the past.
This can't be real, looks like some epic redpill meme
Interesting to see if when these liberated women (millennials/zoomers) reach 30-40 with no children if they outdo the male suicide rates
>nigra falls
lul
She looks like the only battle she should be having is finding the treasure map hidden in the US constitution, Nicholas Cage looking ass
I always said that if I were to an hero, it'd be thisway.
Makes me think a common suicide spot in the uk called "Beachy head". It used to be dotted with crosses for all the suicides that jumped to their deaths. Sad.
>While walking with boyfriend
Did the cuck just stand there and watch?
yeah. and later he fucked the bullies. what would you do?
Something about girls in tennis skirts, I blame the sopranos, can't play anymore without the sail rising
Looks like the maker of these things got lazy.
What's going on in this thread
some kind of suicidal women posting bot idk
Suicideposting over for now, have a happy day. 🙂
Question for suicideanon, why did you post all that? I read all of them btw.
I don't know, but it really makes you think, people can look good on the outside but be capable of such extreme actions against themselves on the inside.
No it doesn't. Sam would call you a gay for being this much of a tryhard.
Having to 3rd party your opinion to an internet troll instead of having the agency to call him a gay yourself makes you the gay, gay.
I have a feeling you're one odd looking bug
Sam looks like an ogre so he must be pretty good on the inside then huh
please commit suicide and GTFO out of my SAM HYDE THREAD moron
Take tren and lie about working out like he did when it was revealed he sucked ass at boxing.
dirty bulk + westside conjugate + roids
have a small penis, have daddy issues, beat underage girls who also have daddy issues, be fat and retarded, be moron with white skin, so basically just be american
He says he's just on TRT but can anyone with steroid knowledge actually postulate on whether he is on other shit too? I know it's guess work; but are there any anons here that can give a non-biased educated guess?
probably on more shit
Yeah, and yeah. The veins. Counterargument: the traps
Fair point
How did sam hyde getaway with grooming marky?
I don't understand how anyone outside 4chan newfags can idolize him. He's simultaneously an obese fuck and an attention whore: straight Boogie2988-tier.
>minor beatups and cums 5x5
>friend betrayals 3x12
>garden gnomeing insurance companies 3x8 (nice)
>paywalling solo skit garbage 4xF
>hgh injections 40 grams a week
>balding 100 hairs a minute
childhood is not understanding mde
teenage years is fetishizing sammy
adulthood is realising yt blacklists and charls rants were right all along
the fact you even know this about him is a bad sign
yeah i kinda regret bein a fan
still theres a grain of truth in that u need a trade and skill by 25 or youre bust
but that's common sense that his audience clearly lack
Just remember that it's an internet persona, and he adopted the persona of being the cancer that breached its containment board. Only newfags idolize him, and he was completely unheard of pre-2016
I learned of him around 2012 or so. 2070 paradigm shift gutted me when it was posted
>u need a trade and skill by 25 or youre bust
This is such retarded shit that is clearly directed at his weirdo NEET fanbase. If you're an average person it isn't difficult to pick up a new career or job so long as your money situation is good. However, if you're an edgy 25yo spamming women's suicides on IST like you're 15 then yeah you're probably fucked
You sound like a salty ex gf of his. Ever thought how gay you are being right now?
Shut the fuck up sam
>charls rants
unironically improved my life significantly. I love that cryptic fellow.
what a strange thread
>over 150 IQ
Based
since he became an official MENSA member this meme is even funnier
>turn into ogre from years of hard compounds and bulking
>people on IST tell me to go back to the asylum from Outlast
>Sam Hyde turns into ogre
>now it's a good thing
Just get a subscription to Guy Heaven Gym
Sam Hyde uses protein harvested from dead children.
World peace was comedy gold and you're all gay.
I'm glad zoomies like Sam Hyde. Hopefully he will inspire a few of them.
Name one other good sketch from that show’s run outside of these
The boulder sketch, the one where Nick brutalizes Sam's spouse, Officer Maggot
Officer Maggot wasn’t part of the World Peace series.
My mistake, shit's funny tho.
There was one where one of them fucks his back up on a deadlift in front of some girl, I thought that was funny
Trex and Robbie was fucking amazing
Hypergenx.
Kid six
Was screamo even remotely relevant in 2016 when this show was originally airing? I don’t understand the concept here.
Nick, Sam and Charls are millennials. The main audience in 2016 was also millennials and we all remember screamo.
Bad mother
tbh I’m so happy this whole post ironic anti-comedy era of adult swim is over. Infusing shows with political commentary can be fine, but they all forgot to actually make it funny.
>t. Midwit
That’s exactly why I dislike that era of adult swim. Stuff like this
comes across to me as the same type of tryhard pseudo-intellectual preachiness that you see here on IST all the time. "Oh noes! Society is collapsing, muh clown world!" Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Show me another cable TV show shitting on single mothers like that.
But it’s not funny.
It's not supposed to be. In fact the whole show had a surreal bent to it.
>b-but I need my heckin escapism
Go watch your shitty marvel movies
Sounds like bad writing then. Same deal with Tim & Eric. Weird for the sake of weird isn’t quality or funny.
It's not weird. It's surreal and disturbing. The bad mother sketch in particular is unsettling and it's very high quality.
Bad writing is not when it's too serious or disturbing for you, it just means you prefer marvel and family guy.
Not my thing for sure. I can’t imagine World Peace would’ve been sustainable as a series. Having someone constantly trying to cram their chosen political ideology down everyone’s throats every single episode via "surrealist humor" is everything I hate about the alt-comedy scene. Completely insufferable.
Just out of curiousity what shows do you watch?
Eastbound & Down is probably my favorite comedy series ever, but I’m not watching anything really current. The new Aqua Teen movie was okay.
>Eastbound & Down
t. an autist
I’m not singling out MDE. Tim & Eric, Eric Andre, Wondershowzen, etc. I hate that anti-comedy garbage.
>Yeah my fellow disc- uhh I mean ISTers! Adult Swim is way better now that it's Richard and Mortimer reruns 24/7, and it's gonna get even better now they got rid of that psycho rapist Justin Roiland! Am I right bros?
Rick & Morty also sucks. Honestly I have no idea what adult swim’s current lineup is like. Eagleheart is criminally underrated.
the one where Nick is a teacher hit too lose to home
Nick's party
this is probably the only funny thing he's ever done tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmicRDpS5Gk
The Wall
The male prostitutes sketch is a huge woman redpill contained in a 5 minute skit, and very funny
>when the camera pans down and zooms in on gay sam's flagging erection
>I'm going to kill you Hasan Piker!
Saw it live
Shit was so funny
Always funny seeing terminally online people being pulled into the real world
Ah geez dood
For me, it’s Childrens Hospital
Don't forget your zippy water and registered Power Hat.
"The following advice is a joke and strictly for entertainment. Do not attempt to make Zippy Watertm at home. Zippy Watertm is an entertainment supplement not meant to be consumed by human beings. Sam Hyde and MDE are not legally responsible for any problems you have, ever.
First and foremost let me tell you, you must rinse your mouth with warm salt water (should be very salty) after drinking this shit otherwise your teeth will fall out.
Mix this shit up in the morning… Drink a good bit in the morning, most of it intra-workout (mixed with Gatorade and Aminolast), and a little bit in the afternoon.
* 1.5 liters water
* 1 large handful powdered beet (as much as you can before it turns into beet slurpee, maybe two tablespoons? The more the better honestly)
* 1 small handful powdered spinach
* daily recommended serving of citrulline malate
* whatever a recommended serving is of beta alanine
* however much creatine you think you need every day
* 2 servings of 'green powder' (that trendy shit with spirulina in it)
* as much vitamin C as you can handle before having diarrhea… maybe a tablespoon?
* maybe some kratom? I'm looking into it.
* 2 liters diet coke*
* a full toothpaste tube's worth of fluoride*
*optional
If it's too gritty then pull back on the spinach first. The tingles are from the beta-alanine. If you feel sick it's probably the vitamin C. Do not go overboard with the citrulline malate. If your teeth fell out it means you forgot to rinse with salt water after drinking. The cit. mal. and vit. C are the components that have the deleterious effect on teeth (they're acidic), so if you're too lazy to do the salt water thing then you can leave those out, however I wouldn't because vitamin C is supposed to be da bomb according to Charls and citrulline malate is huge big time major league shit.
Chase with a shot of apple cider vinegar and DO NOT J__K OFF."
Body building has become really faggy with roids and perfect training regimes and diet, the only way to not be a fucking gay is to become animal.
People should fear you, not want to fuck you. Unless you're homo of course.