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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SS+GOMAD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      +be 6'5 and pin hgh and test

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bulk. Lift heavy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget to drink a gallon of cow blood, also stalk your local commie for extra gains

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think embracing your grotesque features is the best way to overcome your flaws

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is such a petulant attention prostitute. It was funny when he and nick were young, crazy dudes. Now he and his fans are in their mid-thirties with beer guts and receding hairlines still doing the "le triggered libs" meme shit from 2014.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not wrong, but to be honest, I'm in the same boat. We're just mentally stuck in the "edgy teenager" phase

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No we're normal and grew up on normal comedy like south park and now the world is pozzed because corporations started wokewashing themselves and the fed realized that pusing identity politics was what they needed to keep fricking the proletariat over after 2008.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good post, thanks for sharing bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >petulant attention prostitute
      no shit, it's called being a comedian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >his fans are in their mid-thirties
      lolno. Most of his current fans are zoomies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Provocateurs and jesters bashed the disgusting flaws of the monarchy their whole lives, they didn't stop because hand wringers said there's an age limit to it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mom look! i'm being a clown on a vietnamese stone mason shop

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sam hyde, the modern voltaire

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mid 30s
      >receding hair
      normal ppl start loosing their hair at 50s. normal people in their mid 30s look the same as in mid 20s. stop projecting your inedequacies caused by inferrior genetic material to other human beings.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO
        Try going outside, most guys in their mid 30s look like shit. Girls are even worse

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no they don't. you are just coping. you ignore majority and focus on minority of people. otherwise it would be to painful to u. sad. very sad. i pitty you. at least have a courage to face the reality. but no. you hide behind your false constructed worldview like racoon hiding behind a trash can.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao 2/3rds of men by 35 experience mild stages of hairloss. By their mid 50s close to 90% do. 60% experience advanced stages of hair loss by 55.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        at the climbing gym I go to, the only difference between people in their 20s and people in their 30s is that the 30 year olds look more sinewy and lean and have more gray hairs
        >tfw 28 and have a LOT of gray hairs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Hasanabi tier 3 sub

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"le triggered libs" meme shit from 2014
      where do you think we are?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        On the website where dicky and girls getting fricked by tentacles are a click away. Where do you think YOU are?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe a decade ago, pal. Main draw of this site today is being politically contrarian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I see less and less "le triggered libs" stuff from him as time goes on. To me it seems like either his humour grew out of that phase or he's just deliberately not being political because he's gaining popularity (both are good things).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sam Hyde has been replacing the triggered libs shit with the boomer tier trad daddy mixed with /misc/tier redpills for at least 5 years now or at least as long as he became completely reliant on patreon after getting cancelled for making fun of israelites on a TV show produced by israelites.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The MDE tv show was awful. It’s telling that IST only ever posts the same three or four sketches from it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the same three or four sketches from it.
          lel this.
          >eric hayden ceo
          >the man who would never be what they wanted him to be
          >guy heaven
          >bullies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cool it with the racism bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Owning libs doesnt get out of fashion.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think you’d be surprised at how poorly posts from the 2016 election era have aged. Peak IST cringe.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's cringe but I honestly miss the praise kek 2016 /misc/posting. Seemed like there were people on here who genuinely believed post numbers were an ouija oracle tied to the will of an egyptian frog god. Was very comfy and almost innocent. Also miss farageposting, jebposting and delagates dahnald posting. It was like as soon as Trump won that election night was the funnest night you could've had on a message board and the post nut depression hit immediatley and hasn't gone away for seven (7) years

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm an election tourist and I fricking hate it here and all of the posters need to rope.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ok tourist

              just popped by to say you're the reason why everything sucks on IST, and your board has always been the reason why

              All discord troony newbies

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ok tourist

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            just popped by to say you're the reason why everything sucks on IST, and your board has always been the reason why

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Struck a nerve, huh?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >cringe
          kys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Sadly there's a lot of anons rapidly approaching middle age then never outgrew the /misc/ edgelord phase.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lol ok it is time to stop and grow up and be mature adults that farm for updoots with photos of the kids and restaurants you've visited

      How about no you homosexual

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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      i could have saved her....

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        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FPXZyNf.png

      https://i.imgur.com/Ok1wWRH.png

      dumb fricking b***hes killing themselves. someone should have smacked some sense into them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Or some dick if you know what i mean

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based facebook wine aunts bullying the littering Black person to death.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I litter as a sport. Try and stop me, try and ticket me, try and shame me. I will continue to do so until the dump is free again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Heh, thought you could leave that Twix wrapper next to the bin and nothing would happen? Now you're in the bin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Silly litter bug

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      White massive dick would have saved her life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn my BWC coud have saved her
      Same

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he takes some irreversible aromatase inhibitor so do that ig if you want to hydemax

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She must have tweeted something anti russian and then tripped while russian to shut her window

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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      katie looks like she just needs some wiener. a big black wiener to be precise.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mutt

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm also trans btw if that matters

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        go back to discord cuck

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    Rape 4x12

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Quintessential ugly bastard phenotype

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lookin like the village rapist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The village rapist who also carries all the water and building materials for the town.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      does he just do curls and nothing else?

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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      if my name was lee i would also kms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >She ended her life by jumping Infront a train and by being an Instagram personality
      Brutal

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is very open about his TRT use, he has been on it for years now.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      would frick lina in the ass. her name reminds me of anal.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Step one: be a pedophile and groom minors
    Captcha: OMAD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      one minor a day

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      molly needs a wiener in her holly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      slightly below average hapa dick would have fixed her

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >homosexuals still living in the past of 2016 trying to relive the edgy homosexualry itt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How does 1 not develop as a person for 7 years?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Develop into what, exactly?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not a homosexual.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, I'm not a homosexual. Are you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No. But it's cringe to see how hard some people live in the past.

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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This can't be real, looks like some epic redpill meme

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/rTrUjA2.png

          Interesting to see if when these liberated women (millennials/zoomers) reach 30-40 with no children if they outdo the male suicide rates

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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nigra falls
      lul

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like the only battle she should be having is finding the treasure map hidden in the US constitution, Nicholas Cage looking ass

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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always said that if I were to an hero, it'd be thisway.
      Makes me think a common suicide spot in the uk called "Beachy head". It used to be dotted with crosses for all the suicides that jumped to their deaths. Sad.

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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >While walking with boyfriend
      Did the cuck just stand there and watch?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah. and later he fricked the bullies. what would you do?

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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Something about girls in tennis skirts, I blame the sopranos, can't play anymore without the sail rising

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    Anonymous
  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the maker of these things got lazy.

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  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's going on in this thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      some kind of suicidal women posting bot idk

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Suicideposting over for now, have a happy day. 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ik1ZjRp.png

      Question for suicideanon, why did you post all that? I read all of them btw.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, but it really makes you think, people can look good on the outside but be capable of such extreme actions against themselves on the inside.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No it doesn't. Sam would call you a homosexual for being this much of a tryhard.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Having to 3rd party your opinion to an internet troll instead of having the agency to call him a homosexual yourself makes you the homosexual, homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have a feeling you're one odd looking bug

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sam looks like an ogre so he must be pretty good on the inside then huh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      please commit suicide and GTFO out of my SAM HYDE THREAD Black person

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take tren and lie about working out like he did when it was revealed he sucked ass at boxing.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dirty bulk + westside conjugate + roids

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have a small penis, have daddy issues, beat underage girls who also have daddy issues, be fat and moronic, be Black person with white skin, so basically just be american

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He says he's just on TRT but can anyone with steroid knowledge actually postulate on whether he is on other shit too? I know it's guess work; but are there any anons here that can give a non-biased educated guess?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      probably on more shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and yeah. The veins. Counterargument: the traps

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fair point

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did sam hyde getaway with grooming marky?

  54. 1 year ago
    sage

    I don't understand how anyone outside /misc/ newbies can idolize him. He's simultaneously an obese frick and an attention prostitute: straight Boogie2988-tier.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >minor beatups and cums 5x5
    >friend betrayals 3x12
    >jewing insurance companies 3x8 (nice)
    >paywalling solo skit garbage 4xF
    >hgh injections 40 grams a week
    >balding 100 hairs a minute
    childhood is not understanding mde
    teenage years is fetishizing sammy
    adulthood is realising yt blacklists and charls rants were right all along

    • 1 year ago
      sage

      the fact you even know this about him is a bad sign

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i kinda regret bein a fan
        still theres a grain of truth in that u need a trade and skill by 25 or youre bust
        but that's common sense that his audience clearly lack

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just remember that it's an internet persona, and he adopted the persona of being the cancer that breached its containment board. Only newbies idolize him, and he was completely unheard of pre-2016

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I learned of him around 2012 or so. 2070 paradigm shift gutted me when it was posted

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >u need a trade and skill by 25 or youre bust
          This is such moronic shit that is clearly directed at his weirdo NEET fanbase. If you're an average person it isn't difficult to pick up a new career or job so long as your money situation is good. However, if you're an edgy 25yo spamming women's suicides on IST like you're 15 then yeah you're probably fricked

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i kinda regret bein a fan
      still theres a grain of truth in that u need a trade and skill by 25 or youre bust
      but that's common sense that his audience clearly lack

      You sound like a salty ex gf of his. Ever thought how gay you are being right now?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up sam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >charls rants
      unironically improved my life significantly. I love that cryptic fellow.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what a strange thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >over 150 IQ

      Based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        since he became an official MENSA member this meme is even funnier

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >turn into ogre from years of hard compounds and bulking
    >people on IST tell me to go back to the asylum from Outlast
    >Sam Hyde turns into ogre
    >now it's a good thing

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a subscription to Guy Heaven Gym

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde uses protein harvested from dead children.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    World peace was comedy gold and you're all gay.

    I'm glad zoomies like Sam Hyde. Hopefully he will inspire a few of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Name one other good sketch from that show’s run outside of these

      >the same three or four sketches from it.
      lel this.
      >eric hayden ceo
      >the man who would never be what they wanted him to be
      >guy heaven
      >bullies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The boulder sketch, the one where Nick brutalizes Sam's spouse, Officer Maggot

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Officer Maggot wasn’t part of the World Peace series.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My mistake, shit's funny tho.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There was one where one of them fricks his back up on a deadlift in front of some girl, I thought that was funny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Trex and Robbie was fricking amazing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hypergenx.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kid six

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Was screamo even remotely relevant in 2016 when this show was originally airing? I don’t understand the concept here.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nick, Sam and Charls are millennials. The main audience in 2016 was also millennials and we all remember screamo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bad mother

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          tbh I’m so happy this whole post ironic anti-comedy era of adult swim is over. Infusing shows with political commentary can be fine, but they all forgot to actually make it funny.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Midwit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That’s exactly why I dislike that era of adult swim. Stuff like this

              Bad mother

              comes across to me as the same type of tryhard pseudo-intellectual preachiness that you see here on IST all the time. "Oh noes! Society is collapsing, muh clown world!" Yeah, yeah, I get it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Show me another cable TV show shitting on single mothers like that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But it’s not funny.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not supposed to be. In fact the whole show had a surreal bent to it.
                >b-but I need my heckin escapism
                Go watch your shitty marvel movies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like bad writing then. Same deal with Tim & Eric. Weird for the sake of weird isn’t quality or funny.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not weird. It's surreal and disturbing. The bad mother sketch in particular is unsettling and it's very high quality.

                Bad writing is not when it's too serious or disturbing for you, it just means you prefer marvel and family guy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not my thing for sure. I can’t imagine World Peace would’ve been sustainable as a series. Having someone constantly trying to cram their chosen political ideology down everyone’s throats every single episode via "surrealist humor" is everything I hate about the alt-comedy scene. Completely insufferable.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just out of curiousity what shows do you watch?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Eastbound & Down is probably my favorite comedy series ever, but I’m not watching anything really current. The new Aqua Teen movie was okay.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Eastbound & Down

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                t. an autist

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not singling out MDE. Tim & Eric, Eric Andre, Wondershowzen, etc. I hate that anti-comedy garbage.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah my fellow disc- uhh I mean ISTers! Adult Swim is way better now that it's Richard and Mortimer reruns 24/7, and it's gonna get even better now they got rid of that psycho rapist Justin Roiland! Am I right bros?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Rick & Morty also sucks. Honestly I have no idea what adult swim’s current lineup is like. Eagleheart is criminally underrated.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the one where Nick is a teacher hit too lose to home

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nick's party

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this is probably the only funny thing he's ever done tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmicRDpS5Gk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Wall

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The male prostitutes sketch is a huge woman redpill contained in a 5 minute skit, and very funny
        >when the camera pans down and zooms in on gay sam's flagging erection

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to kill you Hasan Piker!
    Saw it live
    Shit was so funny
    Always funny seeing terminally online people being pulled into the real world

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ah geez dood

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s Childrens Hospital

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget your zippy water and registered Power Hat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "The following advice is a joke and strictly for entertainment. Do not attempt to make Zippy Watertm at home. Zippy Watertm is an entertainment supplement not meant to be consumed by human beings. Sam Hyde and MDE are not legally responsible for any problems you have, ever.

      First and foremost let me tell you, you must rinse your mouth with warm salt water (should be very salty) after drinking this shit otherwise your teeth will fall out.

      Mix this shit up in the morning… Drink a good bit in the morning, most of it intra-workout (mixed with Gatorade and Aminolast), and a little bit in the afternoon.

      * 1.5 liters water

      * 1 large handful powdered beet (as much as you can before it turns into beet slurpee, maybe two tablespoons? The more the better honestly)

      * 1 small handful powdered spinach

      * daily recommended serving of citrulline malate

      * whatever a recommended serving is of beta alanine

      * however much creatine you think you need every day

      * 2 servings of 'green powder' (that trendy shit with spirulina in it)

      * as much vitamin C as you can handle before having diarrhea… maybe a tablespoon?

      * maybe some kratom? I'm looking into it.

      * 2 liters diet coke*

      * a full toothpaste tube's worth of fluoride*

      *optional

      If it's too gritty then pull back on the spinach first. The tingles are from the beta-alanine. If you feel sick it's probably the vitamin C. Do not go overboard with the citrulline malate. If your teeth fell out it means you forgot to rinse with salt water after drinking. The cit. mal. and vit. C are the components that have the deleterious effect on teeth (they're acidic), so if you're too lazy to do the salt water thing then you can leave those out, however I wouldn't because vitamin C is supposed to be da bomb according to Charls and citrulline malate is huge big time major league shit.

      Chase with a shot of apple cider vinegar and DO NOT J__K OFF."

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Body building has become really homosexual with roids and perfect training regimes and diet, the only way to not be a fricking homosexual is to become animal.

    People should fear you, not want to frick you. Unless you're homosexual of course.

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