Hypothetically speaking. If I ate a whole bag of these, roughly 4,000 calories in half hour. How much would my body absorb? Surely it couldn't utilize all 4k calories...
Hypothetically speaking. If I ate a whole bag of these, roughly 4,000 calories in half hour.
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You ate all of them didn't you
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This is legitimantely interesting thread though. Not coomer bait or incel retardation.
I have a BMR of 1150-1400 and expend an additional ~3-400 on activity. Let's just go with the highest theorectical number of 1800.
There's 7,000 kcal to a kg of fat. I've been averaging 3,200 kcal in 2023.
According to the laws of thermodynamics, anon should have put on 7.4 kilos of fat. But he hasn't. His 'weight gain' of about a kilo falls within daily fluctuations.
My own theory is that rather than eating 3200 kcal at meals spaced throughout the day, I eat maybe 800-1200 at meals and then triple or quadruple my caloric intake in five minutes by gorging on ice cream, cake and choloate. This is too fast for the body to absord and I shit most out of it.
We can rule out a metabolic disorder or a tape worm since I've been able to maintain my weight eating normally until I began my dirty bulking project in pursuit of 12% bf.
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About 4000 calories. The human body may be inefficient about absorbing some nutrients, but calories are one of the things it's good at. Because those are the basic fucking things you need to live.
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Correct. Whatever you didn't utilize would get stored as fat.
Don't. Resees are awful now. You can get knockoffs at Aldi or stores like Marshalls stores and they taste way better.
Already bought and eaten. Guess I have to fast for the next week just to get back to normal. FUCK
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>Hypothetically speaking
you ate the entire bag didn’t you
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