I am a 25 year old man and I'm scared of the groups of teenage zoomers in my gym

I am a 25 year old man and I'm scared of the groups of teenage zoomers in my gym

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >man
    Post body. I doubt you deserve that title.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >25
    you are a zoomer dumbass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer is anything below 21, you fricking idiot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jesus you’re fricking dumb, I’m almost the same age as you and even I know I’m a zoomer, fricking kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1996 chads rise up!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What’s up king? When’s your bday?
            >may 3rd, 1996

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nott he anon you were replying to but we share bday 🙂 born in 01 tho

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Preach, brother

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm from 95 and i'm a zoomer frick you Black person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            1995 is the cutoff. You are a zoomer.

            Nice try you moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can I please be a zoomer. I hate people 26-41.i will learn how to bussin and everything

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 28 and get along with Zoomers just fine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers are 1997-2012 you morons throw a b***h fit every time you’re reminded of this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't. Zoomer is anyone born after 1996-1997. You're a zoomer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A zoomer is anyone who has gay buttsex, kneels for BLM, thinks they are a woman, listens to shitty rap, drives and electric or automatic car, and doesnt say Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer is anything below 21, you fricking idiot.

      If you're in your 20s you're a zoomer, millenials are in their 30s now

      >but I was born in 1998 or whatever so I'm a 90s kid
      bro shut up you were raised on youtube and internet shit same as other zoomers that were born barely a decade later

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Older millennials are in their 40s now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          maybe like 40-41 yeah that's borderline gen-x

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >25
    >scared of zoomers
    a 25 year old is a zoomer your fricking idiot, also stop being such a pussy why are you afraid of teenagers lmao
    >t.24 year old zoomer

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that anyone born 1997+ is a zoomer
    >t. 1996 baby millennial

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1995 is the cutoff. You are a zoomer.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't remember 9/11, you are a zoomer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So Biden is a zoomer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody is watching you
    nobody cares

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting to be a millennial
    the most homosexual gen in history

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shoo shoo zoom zoom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go buy some funko pops homosexual, don’t forget to preorder your tickets for the next capeshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hey zoomie, make sure to post that epic burn on tiktok!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            zoomers mog your entire limp wirsted soi chugging generation and theyre still not even in their 30s. how does that make you feel?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              zoomie zoomie zoom
              where are you
              you got the bull to prep now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but this shit is laughable. Idk why you bros feel like this. Generations aren't some kind of team sport. Yours is the gayest, fattest, brownest, poorest generation yet and it's only getting worse as the years pass. It's not your fault. The only real progress I made in life was when I disregarded the values of soft homosexual moronic millennials and went against the grain. Kind of like what.the hippies did in the 60's but less cringe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The whole generation thing is moronic.

        Boomers = 18 year spread

        Gen-X = 15 year spread

        Millennials = 15 year spread

        Zoomers = 6 year spread

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers are 1997-2012

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, I see now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone older than me = boomer
          Anyone younger than me = zoomer.
          my age doesnt even matter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol why are they so gay

        The whole generation thing is moronic.

        Boomers = 18 year spread

        Gen-X = 15 year spread

        Millennials = 15 year spread

        Zoomers = 6 year spread

        obviously they didn't survey anyone under 18

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT op finds out he is the very thing he fears

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’s wrong with being a zoomer anyway?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks men are women
        >tolerates gays
        >simps for prostitutes
        >watches and donates to streamers
        >invested all his parents money into fake internet coins
        >isnt a hulkamaniac
        oh, nothing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >seething about crypto in current year
          why are low iq boomers so bitter?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he put his money into fake internet money
            I put mine into property. I have a place to live and collect rent, you have nothing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Let’s compare account balances boomer, post yours

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cope and seethe kid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >won’t post
                lol imagine getting account mogged by a kid in his early 20s, how embarrassing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're a stupid fricking zoomer that doesn't realize anyone can open any account, press 1 button and edit their browser to read any number they want you fricking moron.
                You could have $5 and make it say $100,000,000 for that browsing session.
                If you used computers like a human instead of tap controls like a stupid zoomie you'd know these things

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i-it’s fake!
                cope some more for me broke b***h

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No I was saying I can fake it you dumb frick.
                160k isnt even a lot of money anymore. What are you gonna do? But 1/6th of a house? one nice car? WOWIE
                I bought mine when the whole house was 400k and now its 3 times that, Have fun living at home until your parents die

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t-that’s not even a lot!
                The cope continues, post your balance boomer let’s see it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                k

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cope and seethe kid

                Let’s compare account balances boomer, post yours

                You know what lets you HTML editors and your ruse down?
                You'd be a fool to keep those amounts of cash in a bank and not bricks and mortar.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >those amounts of cash
                i thought it wasn’t even a lot boomer? which is it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                You know what lets you HTML editors and your ruse down?
                You'd be a fool to keep those amounts of cash in a bank and not bricks and mortar.

                >inspect element seethe
                boomercels the zoomer chads are laughing at us…

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                hey dad! can i have $20 for food please ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                your mom took it all son

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's what my wife thought too.
                >*gives all my money to ladyboy wife*
                >*kills self*
                It's the only way to beat the system.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Look buddy, I'm glad your dad's dealership is doing well, but he's still a mug for not properly utilizing that capital.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still seething and coping
                this is really getting embarrassing bro, still waiting on your account balance btw

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomers don't know how use computers
                KEK

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They only know how to use ipads and cell phones. We've gone backwards.
                What do you expect when before you had to have skill to make a website, and now any 20 IQ tard can drag and drop to create anything

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                hey dad! can i have $20 for some food ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No gayet get a job

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >OP realizes that the only thing to fear is fear itself
      >gets raped in the locker room anyway

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We are nice

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im 21 and scared of 16 year olds in my gym

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are scared of Frank Hassle

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    37 yr old here, can I rock a zoomer broccoli hair cut?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i give you the broccoli pass

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boomer bros we fricking lost……the zoomer chads buck broke us…..

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