I am thinking about signing up for a yoga class to meet bitches

But I am afraid I will not be able to do some of the stretches or that the instructor will touch my like this or that I will get a boner. Has anyone done yoga? Do the instructors touch you like this? Have you ever gotten a boner? I feel like its a free pass to stare at ass

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are disgusting

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did a yoga class with my step sister once and I jizzed my pants and was asked to leave when it leaked out during warrior pose. Step sis teases me non stop about it because i blasted when I was behind her and it happened during down facing dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a shame. I think you should ask her to teach you yoga in a safer environment, like your home, instead.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is going to touch you. This shit only happens in porn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but...

      https://i.imgur.com/bQlkNeE.jpg

      But I am afraid I will not be able to do some of the stretches or that the instructor will touch my like this or that I will get a boner. Has anyone done yoga? Do the instructors touch you like this? Have you ever gotten a boner? I feel like its a free pass to stare at ass

      where did you sign up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The gym

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Giddy

    >Have you ever gotten a boner?
    Every morning

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a woman who does group yoga, only the attractive men with good flexability catch my eye. I laugh at those that cannot touch their toes. Try starting out at home buddy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classic cunt gatekeeper.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did a yoga class at Crunch Fitness. Instructor was cute and made some eye contact and we had a little conversation but probably just doing her job. Other females were >60 years old, there with men, or gigaroasties who looked post-wall at 20. Poses ranged from easy stretches to some balance which was tougher for me, but I'm a total noob with no coordination so I had a lot of fun with it. Not strenuous but still felt great after and it helped with some of my hip issues. Would recommend for anyone to try. Nobody will touch you unless you pay for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I pay the yoga teacher to touch me?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've take yoga classes before, the instructor did touch me, but I'm not ugly and have good hygiene.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do it OP! It's a homo psyop.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Single man above the age of 25 who goes to yoga classes by himself
    Yup, that's about the biggest red flag you can get when it comes to identifying sexual predators

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh cool, I was scared I didn't belong in a yoga class as a 43 year old single man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I go to a "power yoga"(look it up) studio in my city. Was going 3 times a week at one point but now closer to once as I'm focusing on lifting more. Shit is incredibly based, does wonders for your basic mobility and the benefits for me translated nicely into other things I do(currently powerlifting). Classes vary on intensity, and some focus more on strength, flexibility, cardio, etc. At the hardest level you will be dead at the end, it's not a pussy workout. The heated classes can be nice too. To answer your questions, you'll get a boner if you're a sex starved sperg(I'm not), teachers generally only touch you if you provide some sort of consent (grab a card and put it on your mat before class where i go), and I imagine it'd be a good place to pick up women(I have a gf I don't). I'll admit staring at ass is a great bonus.

      Don't listen to this retard. I'm literally a 25yo man and go alone all the time. It definitely skews female and gay as far as demographics but if you arent an actual sex offender that should only make it easier to meet women if that's your goal.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The newbies in my class were asked why they wanted to join yoga.
    My response was. "Well I'm a little embarrassed, my gf suggested I take yoga so we can try different positions in some sex book she has"
    Not a single girl would leave me the fuck lone
    My suggestion to you. Don't fucking do it to meet chicks. Once they know you want to fuck better it turns them into rabid animals for cock

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