I ate dates today and now my sperm smells just like it. What a pleasant aroma this is.

I ate dates today and now my sperm smells just like it. What a pleasant aroma this is. Does eating different fruit give sperm an own unique smell and taste?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      would be a shame for these pleasing digits to go unchecked

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, but dates are the greatest.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look like testicles
    If you eat these you myst be gay, putting a literal ballsack in your mouth, might as well go suck a dick while you're at it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're called bananas. Eat some and shut up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like to pretend I'm sucking a dick when eating bananas

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i pretend to ride chad while i insert them into my ass nohomo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being scared to eat fruit because you can’t stop thinking about their resemblance to testicles
      pretty gay bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based and made me lol

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    astaghfirullah

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes this has been known for decades. It's a common joke to eat a lot of pineapple before your girlfriend comes over.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tried dates for the first time last week
    Pretty good
    Definitely a fan
    Gonna make a date cake this weekend with my mom

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pro tip: Medjool dates are the most delicious date variety. They sell them at my costco, highly recommend bros.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat dates with a glass of half and half. Makes them taste like fucking ice cream if you chew it up real nice and take a guzzle of milky
    damn good

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sperm smells just like it. What a pleasant aroma this is.

    say no more you just datepilled me

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck did you come into the presence of dates? Do you live next to a Bazzar or something?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are common as shit anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of alaskan shithole do you live in to not hate dates at your local supermarket?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of grocery stores sell them in bulk
      You can also buy some like Sunsweet but they probably won’t be as good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      found the african

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on the country you're in.

      If you're in the US then go on Amazon and buy one of the 5lb boxes of Medjool dates as those will be the cheapest bulk option.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dates are super underrated. When I have them I buy the Compass brand.

      You can find them anywhere basically.
      >t. anon who gets them at Walmart in small-ish town Canada

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go to the local market
      >walk down the "ethnic" isle
      ARRRAAAABIAAAAN NIIIIIIIIIIGHTS

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Eat a bunch of oranges and pineapple and you 100% will smell it in your coom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about other fruit such as mango?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only know the two mentioned from experience. but probably!

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tommorrow I will enjoy some dates.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love dates.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you've taken the fruit pill.

    I've already had 10 bananas today.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk about dates man. I love cake made with them but the texture feels off. Much prefer raisins, especially when they're all dried out

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My bro get medjool dates, they are the king of dates

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you vill eat ze dates

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dates get you dates.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IS this for real? I'm fucking a girl tomorrow and wanna cum in her mouth.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but serious question, do people actually get diabetic from eating lots of fruit(without candy/soda ofc)? Intuitively it doesn't seem so.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non fruit eater here, what fruit is that on OPs pic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...dates?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Does eating different fruit give sperm an own unique smell and taste?
    57 replies and nobody has said "go ask your mom". For shame, IST.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    your pee hole is filled with unprocessed fructose
    congratulations on your diabetes

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably. I have to avoid eating pineapple because my wife is allergic and it makes my cum taste just like it, I get blowjobs often so its in my interest not to ever eat pineapple, even though i love it 🙁

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im already datepilled

    i eat them like pic related. i use PB2 peanut butter so its lower cals. ends up around 300 calories with 5 g of walnuts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks awesome. Gonna try that.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    coworker grandma gave me some dates that were amazing and tasted like chocolate.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are you guys getting all these dates from??? I just keep getting ghosted

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Costco, they sell Medjool and Deglet Noor dates.. Medjool are the goat though

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is wild how mad people get about keto here, can't even have a thread about fruity cooms for fucks sake

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pineapple

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, but eating different sperm gives fruit a unique taste

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe each one of these has as much sugar as almost 2 cans of coke

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 of them almost have the same amount of sugar as a can of coke. I eat 10-15 dates or 8 bananas as a preworkout :*~~)

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    most dates are full of moth eggs and shit

    taking egg in the mouth = big gays

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does semen smell different for different people or something?
    Mine smells exactly like L-Arginine powder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It highly depends on your diet. If you eat lots of meat you'll have worse BO and your semen will taste like shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i eat lots of meat but compensate with milk, and at least three different fruits a day so my gf won't whine about my cum tasting funny

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