>i can lunge more than i can squat

>i can lunge more than i can squat

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can bench more than I squat

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can OHP more than I can squat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      unironically me
      i can ohp 115 lb for 5x5 and i squat 95 lbs for 3

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I acquire a beautiful hijabi gf without reverting to islam bros?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The "muslim" women whose family will let them do that are the westernized hoe-ish ones. The hijabi ones will never marry a non-Muslim.

      Born into Muslim household so I know how the community thinks well. Religions are stupid but Islam is the most anti-fun one of them all. Not worth the pussy bro.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but they will marry, not sure why your experience covers everyone

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Men are allowed to marry non muslim women given that they'd make them one later, and if they fail to do so, the marriage is broken. Women aren't.
          If a hijabi woman married a non muslim, she isn't married to him by default, and she's using the hijab as a fashion statement nothing more.
          If a muslim family gives there daughter's hand to a non muslim, they're mere larpers, because any good muslim knows that these sorts of violations could grant them eternity in hellfire. It's one of the first things one would be asked about in the day of judgement.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >given that they'd make them one later, and if they fail to do so, the marriage is broken. Women aren't.
            Never heard this part before, how comon are these views?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              More women have been converting than men, and it's mostly through that process. So very common.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooo, i can't drink alcohol or coom
        You truely are a martyr

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How much would I need to lift to prevent myself and her from potentially getting honor killed?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Which part of the world are you from brother? Coz your words seem to be familiar to Muslims in my country.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They dont date, only marry and their partner is chosen by head of the family either father or grandpa. good luck explaining to some wahhabite why he should give away his daughter to someone he is dreaming to behead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can't. cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >reverting
      Funniest Muzzie cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're super easy you just need to talk them into fricking.
      I've gotten a couple of them pregnant already

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can Bulgarian split squat more than i can squat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's stupid

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can lateral raise more than I can squat

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I can curl more than I can deadlift

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my buttplug is heavier than my one rep max

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