I can't stop eating them

Every halloween i go on a reese's binge. How do I stop?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why contain it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to get fat or experience negative health effects from ultraprocessed food.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        throw them away. If you can't stop yourself, make it impossible.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat so many you get sick to your stomach and associate the nausea and pain with Reeses.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't buy them. Don't walk past them in the store. Be smart don't he a moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already bought them to hand out to the kids, but I got like 3 trick or treaters so now I'm stuck with all these reeses.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno man just don't eat them. Give em away at work or something. You don't have to eat anything.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take candy to work. Make it public domain. Obviously.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stop myself from eating sweets by not having any at home.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just have to start lying to yourself. Instead of saying “I want candy but I can’t have it” say “I don’t want to eat all that sugar because I might get sick”. It sounds stupid but it works for me.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a shirtless pic holding a bowl of Reeses to thirst trap fatties on Tinder.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy 5 mega packs and eat all of them. Gorge yourself on all of them. Make yourself sick.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I have food I don't want to throw away, I ask myself?
    >am I a trashcan?

    If I'm not a trashcan, then why am I eating food I don't want to eat? Food you don't want to eat goes in the trash, not your mouth

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just fricking eat them if you already have them. It won't make a difference anyway. Just make sure not to buy new ones.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the nutrition facts, realize how much of a waste of calories it is and find a more nutrient dense alternative.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe be sober for a while you fricking junkie

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These gross me out now. Other candy I like but Reeses fricking gross

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every halloween
    So for a couple days a year? Who gives a shit

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a halloween a year, how many do you eat that it affects your health?

  15. 8 months ago
    Your Anal Nightmare

    Eat them all until you have none left. Then you can't eat any more because you have no more. Perfect.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these make me shit every time I eat them?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Food does that.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see Reese's around Halloween
    >Decide not to eat them

    Its literally that simple

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reese's are so good. My fav mass-produced candy. btw Mallo cups are also really good (they're like old school reeses with fluff/cream in the center like cadbury eggs)

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pro tip keep Reeses in the fridge so the chocolate doesn't melt on your fingers

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