Sup lads,
this is just some motivation for guys that got late into lifting:
>Be me 26y old 3 years ago
>Finally snap and join the gym
>Take it super serious, making plenty of research, counting kcal, top nutrition/lifting
>first year was getting into shape, second gaing good muscle mass and now in my 3rd year im slowly peaking
>was the average joe before but now plenty of women mirin me, chatting me up, random ass casheers smiling at me when I go out shopping, notice the attitude change
>work for a modern IT company full of women, your typical new age IT diversity cesspool
>plenty of women 25y-30y old coming from their Bachelor/Masters
>clichee as fuck, their office spaces filled with "love yourself" shit, social media with pics of them boasting their wine glasses, all single and frustrated
>can see their skin already wire out due to their heavy make up abuse
>they are super sexually frustrated because the Chads are going for the 18-21y old thots
Here are 3 funny stories, if you have similar experiences share them bros:
1)
>was working for the company since my Bachelor (22y) and was a chubby funny guy before
>as I said took the gym pill at 26
>after a year coworker thots notice my rapid change slowly start to treat me different
>always had a good standing as the funny office guy
>thingschanged.png
>act more cocky and arrogant now, really don't care about those thot feelings, just treat them well enough to not get a call to HR
>the ape brain of the thots respond well to that starting to aggressively approach me more
>ignore them
>have a chick I work with daily that jokes around asking me when I will get married or why I don't have a gf
>joke around telling them life just starts at this age
>she always laughs in a pathetic crying way
>keeps giving me hints
>summer festival comes
>every department gets an email to choose their seating, if you dont choose it's randomized
>I really don't care
cont.
YAWN
Hating women this obsessively won't curr your autism or make your microdick bigger anon
shut the fuck up, simplord. hating 99.9% of women is based.
continue, OP.
>lets call the mentioned thot Mona
>Mona sends an Email to my department saying that she will take care of the seatings so that we all sit together
>about 30 minutes later she messages me on Teams
> I reserved the seatings you sit on besides me =)
>Thank her
>she keeps wanting to start conversations over Teams (like always) but I stay cold and give her simple answers not falling for her chit chat
>fast forward at festival
>all our frustrated thots going all out in dresses and heels (we had no dress code)
>caked up to the max, all the IT cucksimps lusting for them
>be one of the few fit guys in this cuck company
>party starts we eat and drink
>Mona keeps trying to chat shit up "How is it tasting, oh my gawd can I have a bite, can you please give me the salt, 1000 things"
>DJ fag keeps calling to stand up for every department
>super cringe my department stands up
>Mona takes my hand as we have to stand up pushes it up and screams smiling into me
>keep drinking we on the dance floor now
>she goes all out super whore dancing
>pushes ass into me dick takes my hands to put on her hips
>evilface.png
>keep giving her the validation
>the thot thinks he has me on the hook
>other frustated femalecels staring at us
>take drinks from the bar and head to a more silent area
>"anon we are almost 30 now I though I would have been married and have kids by now"
>use my super manipulative power that I got from browsing IST for a decade to fuck her mind completely
>tell her that I can't believe that a women like her is still single
>tell her how intelligent she is and how rare it is to also looks this good
>she blushes and reaches out for a kiss
>tell her that we are too drunk and shouldn't do it and save it for another time
>she keeps telling me about her life we drink and head home late in the night
>see her on Monday for our kick-off
>she tells me that she wants to meet me privately and go drink some coffee
cont.
Damn Mona you still mad?
>messing with women you work with
Sad
>tell her that I only see her as a friendly colleague but we can drink a coffee at work together
>she backpeddals telling me that she just wanted some coffee and there was no malicious intend =*~~)) (with thousand smileys)
>keep throwing the hook at her at random moments during our work life making her think I'm into her
>go superdemnmode and ask her if she wants to go out to pick up some food during our break
>we go eat out
>she opens up again
>"the festival was so nice you were so sweet that day hehe do you even remember what you said to me"
>I remember every word but I act like I don't
>"haha if you would know 😉 "
>she tries to make it seem like I hit hard on her and admitted my feelings
>I act like I am embarrassed
>we eat and she keeps making funny hints hihihi so funny anon loves me and I know
>go home for next step
>never was into social media that much only 1 post from 3 years ago and my profile pic is Spike from Cowboy Bebop
>get a standing lightning from amazon that I can put my phone in to take pictures
>use photoshop to make them even better
>keep doing this over 2-3 weeks with stories and shit
>Mona stalks me like crazy replying over and over to my stories liking my pics and commenting
I will start Story 2) now because Mona and her counter part Lisa will go into a battle
>used to workout at a cheap shit gym but decided to change to the luxury gym in a city near me as my work take parts of the cost
>hit new gym
>completely differenet atmosphere, people are only there to show off, you see the rich IT people crow but there are some insane level stacies here, the kind of insta thots you never see outside
>short pause during my squads
>there are 3 squad mchines in a row
>chick besides me is a super thot
>chats me up "hey you new here"
>tell her that I wanted to try out a fancy gym since my work takes the costs
>she asks me where I work
>we go into chit chat
>I ask her for her Insta
>we add each other
>after my workout go home and notice 5 notifiations
>see her like all my 5 pics
>go to her profile
>104 posts
>nah bitch I will like the last 5-6 pics
>she responds with a laughing emoji
>tell her I would like all her pics 104 posts is too much
>she just laughs about it
>hit the gym and see her always every time we have the same schedule
>make a story during my dead lifts marking her
>she shares it
>Monagoesinsane.png
>"haha I didn't know you were into younger girls"
>"tell her I met her at my new gym and I coach her sometimes"
>"maybe I should also join haha but I'm too busy"
>me and Lisa go really well along
>ask her if she wants to watch a movie together
>she says yeah why not
>she posted a story of us going into the cienam with me marked on it and I shared it
>fuck her the same night
>monday, week starts
>Mona sees me picking up coffee
>I chat her up but she is acting mad
>ask her whats wrong and if she had a bad weekend
>she gets passive aggressive
>I try to cool her down with some dumb jokes
>she does this like for 2-3 days
>after she cooled down I chat her up during our break
>go into the muh deep conversation
>ask her out for dinner
>post her on dinner
>Lisa chats me up and get mad
>do my manipulative shit
>fuck her also
>since her keep Lisa and Mona in a limbo of trying to fight each other by fucking me
Tremendously based if true.
This isn't nice, you are overdoing it and possibly setting her up for suicide.
It's ok to pop their narcissistic bubbles and crush their Gods and bring them back to reality, it's not ok to cook them up like food and make fun of them just to throw them away.
Either eat or let someone else eat.
Do your job then go home, that's heaven's way.
Gayest fucking thing I have read here in a long time and that is saying something
This probably all sounded super cool in your head and all, but it comes off as tryhard and pathetic.
Imagine giving enough of a fuck about women to do half this shit. Couldn't be me.
seems like one of your IT femcel coworkers browse /fit
Cant have disdain nor hate if the bitches are coming to him, anon. He can take it or leave it, like a true chad. This is just relentless thotmogging, and is thus based.
>or make your microdick bigger anon
Roastie detected
>living vicariously through a guy that got one (1) girl at his IT office to fall for him
What happened to looking up to actual pussy slayers and cool people?
It was more a comment on your choice of insults. The guy is a pathetic gay and I doubt any of this shit is true, more likely the inane ramblings of a fat mutt.
This. A better story would have been if OP was banging all the sluts in his office and causing chaos. But no he'd rather play incel mind games.
So far all you’ve said is you workout and work with women. Nothing you’ve said has been entertaining, funny, or verified true.
Keep going, king
DAMN bro, you really expect me to read
ALL OF THIS SHIT
by (You)?
i aint reading all that shit moron ill just take your word youre not a complete gay
This is IST, not IST
I thought it was /shit/
I know that IST is flooded with Zoomers and eGirls nowadays but that many? Smartphones were a mistake, I will also get you too you dumb primitive whores.
TL'DR
I created a limbo of two girls fighitng for my attention, once a young stacy trying to prove to herself how hot she is and one is a thot hitting the wall trying to prove that she is the better women and more mature/a better partner, both are slowly going insane and I would go into details but too many femalecels on fit nowadays.
Keep going anon, I for one am enjoying your devilish strats. However its important to keep in mind that while fucking with these women may provide temporary catharsis for years of being marginalised by these thots, ultimately you want to be wary of deriving your self worth from how women view you. Domestication is concerning yourself with the minds of women, something I have to keep reminding myself of. I'm sure this is on your radar but I thought I'd mention it.
Accept Jesus as your lord and savior and ask for his forgiveness before it’s too late anon. Don’t spend your eternity in damnation.
Yeah wtf, keep going. Fuck these retards, I want to read more. Women pitted against one another in a type of Cold War is always fun to read.
keep going OP,
Gs that get laid know this is real
post body or larp
I wanted to support your thread but this sucks kys
You’ve officially lost me. This isn’t interesting or funny.
I enjoy a long buildup every now and then but this is taking forever.
Punchline better make my balls explode
fuck you anon you made me read all this shit for no reason...get to the good part already
baste bread + fuck n
>summer festival comes
Does your life follow the anime romcom schedule?
Jesus fucking Christ yawn this is either the dullest incel fantasy I’ve ever read or you’re the least interesting person on earth OP. Learn how to fucking tell a story or everyone you know irl will resent you.
To contribute to the thread
>coworker and I chatting
>she says she could never date someone like me
>other coworker hears this and tells her she’s crazy
>”anon is hot as fuck and funny, surely you agree” (paraphrased)
>well yeah, but, he’s just so… him(this coworker is like a sister to me btw so it’s just teasing) she then walks away
>coworker who “defended” me tells me she’d totally fuck me in a heartbeat
>pat her on the head and say haha, no thanks we’re coworkers
Post body. I am tired of these "I joined the gym and took it super serious" LARPs. If you are going to make a thread about looking good, at least prove you do.
This is what you are missing out on wallcell, should have build a better personality all those years.
Dyel?
You forgot to post the after pic.
You looked pretty good before you started lifting, can you show us how you look now?
Nice LARP OP. Try to clean up the story telling a bit next week. It kind of dragged on with too many details at some points. Don't bother replying I am hiding this thread
>op hates women
>acts like the epitome of shitty thot in her 20s
You sure showed them.
Also who the fuck posts that they’re going for dinner?
how do you remember every detail and bit of conversation?
His Asperger’s isn’t the cool kind where you can outcalculate a machine it’s the shitty one where they stay up at night reminiscing about conversations they had years ago and imaging what they would’ve said if they could go back in a Time Machine
everyone does that, stop lying
Bro you're too old to still be resentful at not getting laid in high school. Work on your spiritual gains. Read the bible, get into buddhist meditation practices, read the gita. Pray and meditate everyday and find a community to help and be a part of whether ot be musicians, comedians, church, charity, doesn't matter. Doing what you're doing makes sense at 22 not 29.
This reads like a 16 year old incels powerfantasy, only missing the part where you murder someone in an alleyway. As in, either this is larp or you need to grow out of your edgy teenager phase, you’re pushing 30 and acting like a fucking child.
But also credit where it’s due, roasties deserve it, not the pre-wall qt tho.
>you’re pushing 30 and acting like a fucking child
Only literal children think that 30 year olds are mature. In reality 30 year old are barely different than 20 year olds lmao. Most people only start getting some wisdom later in their 40's.
Personal development happens at many rates but generally if you haven't done anything by 30 you are some kind of fuck up or addict.
>if you haven't done anything
define "anything"
Find positive social and spiritual groups, learn from and maintain long term intimate relationships of 2+ years. Communication skills, goal allignment, compatibility being more than liking the same media subculture. Moved through a career or two and learned what you can enjoy or at least what you hate and need avoid. Learned home upkeep and cleanliness is a daily practice and so is keeping your mind and spirit clean. Learned frugality and how to budget and shop effectively. Many such things.
If you are 30 and don't own a home or have a family or the prospect of starting one soon then you're a failure. And yes, I do think I'm special because I'm a father. Being a father makes you a better person. You aren't just responsible for yourself but you have to be a man of integrity and set an example for the youngster(s). Another human's life depends on you not being a fuck up, where as if you get super drunk and pass out in a ditch as a single man at 30 no one gives a fuck. As far as the home thing, if you can't afford an 80,000$ fixer upper by then you're just an idiot.
If you're north of 23 and live with your parents you really fucked up hard.
Life isn't that hard, go to work, go to the gym, make money, save it, make good investments, fuck pussy, eat a few good meals, take a few good shits, pay your taxes and you're already doing better than 90% of retards out there.
t signed part of the 48% of americans in the workforce (I WFH and work 2 hours a day and shitpost the rest)
>If you are 30 and don't own a home or have a family or the prospect of starting one soon then you're a failure
t. Boomer
to long bro
petty revenge ain't nothing to aspire to either
based retard feeding women their own medicine. if all these walls of text are true, i hope to be like you someday, also, mona sounds like the stereotypical crazy bitch, stay away from her
not reading allat
>got late into lifting
no such thing
have sex op
Imagine letting these women live rent free in your heads and creating all these plans to mess with them.
Dude learn to greentext. I’m not reading all of that. I got halfway through. This story isn’t so great it’s worth 5 separate max character count posts. You include way too many non pertinent details.
Yes going from invisible loser who women treat like shit to a guy in shape with his shit in order who women suddenly chase and throw themselves at is fun, it’s fun to treat the same ones who treated you poorly the same way and watch their ego die. But it hardly warrants an entire thread of not getting to the fucking point.
>loser anon gets one girl to crush on him and acts like he's owning women as a species
Dude this is sad, if you actually got regular pussy in your life you wouldn't write all this out over 1 girl being into you, this is just normal life for most guys.
your mistake was sharing this story with the incel/simp brigade on this god forsaken place
I manipulated the shit out of hundreds of thots for 5 something years before finding an autistic one that's worth something
keep being based
>I manipulated the shit out of hundreds of thots for 5 something years before finding an autistic one that's worth something
And do you go online making pages of greentext bragging about it? You're not fucking special, anyone who's dealt with women has likely manipulated them just so they're manageable. This shit is only impressive to incels and betas.
the dude is happy that he got neglected his entire life because he was fat and now is giving women a taste or their own shit
you're talking like the pages of greentext are some sort of burden to you, just hide the thread and move on
treat them how they would treat you: flirt, lead them on, shit test them, date multiple at the same time, etc
How do I learn to manipulate women?
you can t you are an autist
The biggest thing is to be an asshole (not a complete dick but don't try to be nice to them) as well as not feed into any egos, if they say they're feeling ugly say "yeah that doesn't look good on you"
Why are you going into detail about dumb stories you posted on social media? Your stories feel like listening to a teenage valley girl.
just tell them you're not interested in trannies
Kek, made me exhale sharply through my nose
too long and gay, you're just a vulnerable narcissist who wants revenge on thots that rejected you when you were fat and gay. You working out gave you more "power" over women and that power only revealed you for the gay you are.
Making women hot and bothered and ghosting them is based tho, you're just gay about it.
Which country are you from?