I didn't poop for 9 days. Getting kinda scared, that shit can't be healthy.

I didn't poop for 9 days. Getting kinda scared, that shit can't be healthy.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you've been eating and didn't shit for 9 days go to the hospital your anus probably won't be able to excrete the amount of shit in your body except if you made a habit of tearing up your asshole with giant dildos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the hospital op
      Also start chugging down water like like there’s no tomorrow, like 3-4 liters a day if you don’t already

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, they'll just try to make him shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          of course not they might do an echography and have to surgically get the shit out
          most of us shit everyday imagine having a log of shit 9 times bigger than that inside you and try to get out of your asshole

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can go a month without shitting. 2 weeks is nothing.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the same guy who needs to stick a finger in his ass to shit?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I didn't poop for 9 days.
    Keto?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, carnivore

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No, carnivore
        Thats not bad then, since you utilize most of the food you eat.
        Basically your body doesnt need to get rid off the trash as much becquse you are eating really efficient.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What that has to do with shitting

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              My bad, I meant to post the bowel cancer one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >My bad, I meant to post the bowel cancer one.
                OP doesn't have cancer dont be a retard, his eating is just really efficient, he doesnt eat any fiber to poop out whatsoever.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most I ever got to was 6 days, godsspeed my brother in constipation.
    drink copious amounts of water to loosen up, and pray.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me the max was 5 days during my mandatory military service.
    The situation was always on and I just didn't feel like shitting when there was a probable attack coming.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn OP and here I was upset that I hadn’t gone in 2 days. All that Christmas food sure is different to my normal diet.
    Go drink a couple of really dark coffees and take a stool softener.
    Oh look, I have to go now…

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Home enema kit

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink castor oil

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I seem to remember that when i was a kid, on summer camps i didnt shit for the whole 2 week stay. Also this is not a memory i just recollected, but something i have always remembered, and it seems insane.
    In fact, in the last camp i ever went to, i should have been 15 but just got to like 8 or 9 days of NoCrap. So old enough to remember it correctly.
    Maybe your ability to hold your shit in depends on your age.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drink milk and do squats

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >drink milk
      Shitskin detected

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sugar, milk, orange juice, coffee, vitamin D and a heavy squat session will fix you right up.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im sitting here taking a massive dumpedy doo rn for the second time today. Just drink loads of coffee and you will need to poo poo

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Two weeks is my max. Just buy some prune juice and a laxative.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Constipation has symptoms of pain, discomfort, and the inability to shit when you feel like you need to. If you don't have these symptoms, you don't have constipation and there's nothing to worry about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah thanks for saying it. Even when my diet is healthy and I take a lot of fibre I sometimes have week long streaks where I dont shit. In fact I shit a lot more when I have unhealthy food/takeaway

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude literally eat some type of fruit high in fiber!

    Drink a coffee!!

    And lastly, if you’re at a loss, just take a laxative. It’ll be explosive but soft almost like diarrhea so won’t hurt your anus too much

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what shit

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