if you've been eating and didn't shit for 9 days go to the hospital your anus probably won't be able to excrete the amount of shit in your body except if you made a habit of tearing up your butthole with giant dildos
of course not they might do an echography and have to surgically get the shit out
most of us shit everyday imagine having a log of shit 9 times bigger than that inside you and try to get out of your butthole
>No, carnivore
Thats not bad then, since you utilize most of the food you eat.
Basically your body doesnt need to get rid off the trash as much becquse you are eating really efficient.
>My bad, I meant to post the bowel cancer one.
OP doesn't have cancer dont be a moron, his eating is just really efficient, he doesnt eat any fiber to poop out whatsoever.
For me the max was 5 days during my mandatory military service.
The situation was always on and I just didn't feel like shitting when there was a probable attack coming.
Damn OP and here I was upset that I hadn’t gone in 2 days. All that Christmas food sure is different to my normal diet.
Go drink a couple of really dark coffees and take a stool softener.
Oh look, I have to go now…
I seem to remember that when i was a kid, on summer camps i didnt shit for the whole 2 week stay. Also this is not a memory i just recollected, but something i have always remembered, and it seems insane.
In fact, in the last camp i ever went to, i should have been 15 but just got to like 8 or 9 days of NoCrap. So old enough to remember it correctly.
Maybe your ability to hold your shit in depends on your age.
Constipation has symptoms of pain, discomfort, and the inability to shit when you feel like you need to. If you don't have these symptoms, you don't have constipation and there's nothing to worry about.
Yeah thanks for saying it. Even when my diet is healthy and I take a lot of fibre I sometimes have week long streaks where I dont shit. In fact I shit a lot more when I have unhealthy food/takeaway
if you've been eating and didn't shit for 9 days go to the hospital your anus probably won't be able to excrete the amount of shit in your body except if you made a habit of tearing up your butthole with giant dildos
Go to the hospital op
Also start chugging down water like like there’s no tomorrow, like 3-4 liters a day if you don’t already
No, they'll just try to make him shit
of course not they might do an echography and have to surgically get the shit out
most of us shit everyday imagine having a log of shit 9 times bigger than that inside you and try to get out of your butthole
You can go a month without shitting. 2 weeks is nothing.
Are you the same guy who needs to stick a finger in his ass to shit?
>I didn't poop for 9 days.
Keto?
No, carnivore
>No, carnivore
Thats not bad then, since you utilize most of the food you eat.
Basically your body doesnt need to get rid off the trash as much becquse you are eating really efficient.
What that has to do with shitting
My bad, I meant to post the bowel cancer one.
>My bad, I meant to post the bowel cancer one.
OP doesn't have cancer dont be a moron, his eating is just really efficient, he doesnt eat any fiber to poop out whatsoever.
Most I ever got to was 6 days, godsspeed my brother in constipation.
drink copious amounts of water to loosen up, and pray.
For me the max was 5 days during my mandatory military service.
The situation was always on and I just didn't feel like shitting when there was a probable attack coming.
Damn OP and here I was upset that I hadn’t gone in 2 days. All that Christmas food sure is different to my normal diet.
Go drink a couple of really dark coffees and take a stool softener.
Oh look, I have to go now…
Home enema kit
Drink castor oil
I seem to remember that when i was a kid, on summer camps i didnt shit for the whole 2 week stay. Also this is not a memory i just recollected, but something i have always remembered, and it seems insane.
In fact, in the last camp i ever went to, i should have been 15 but just got to like 8 or 9 days of NoCrap. So old enough to remember it correctly.
Maybe your ability to hold your shit in depends on your age.
drink milk and do squats
>drink milk
Shitskin detected
Sugar, milk, orange juice, coffee, vitamin D and a heavy squat session will fix you right up.
Im sitting here taking a massive dumpedy doo rn for the second time today. Just drink loads of coffee and you will need to poo poo
Two weeks is my max. Just buy some prune juice and a laxative.
Constipation has symptoms of pain, discomfort, and the inability to shit when you feel like you need to. If you don't have these symptoms, you don't have constipation and there's nothing to worry about.
Yeah thanks for saying it. Even when my diet is healthy and I take a lot of fibre I sometimes have week long streaks where I dont shit. In fact I shit a lot more when I have unhealthy food/takeaway
Dude literally eat some type of fruit high in fiber!
Drink a coffee!!
And lastly, if you’re at a loss, just take a laxative. It’ll be explosive but soft almost like diarrhea so won’t hurt your anus too much
what shit