I can't wait until I'm old. You get to be racist openly and nobody can say shit. You can wear a suit every day and swear at people and nobody will stop you. You live the NEET lifestyle on your pension and it's socially acceptable. You can fuck a Vietnamese mail-order bride every day.
It's gonna be a great reward for my life of hard work.
>on pension
O...hahahahahahahaha anon you funny man, you actually think you'll have a pension >be openly racist and nobody can say shit
Except for all the morons that will happily beat and rob your old ass for no reason, and will happily kill you for saying the no-no word, because they know they'll get away with it
> punk kid takes umbrage of your racism > stalks you > swiftly runs past and grabs your zimmerframe > you fall over and break a hip and have a heart attack simultaneously
He had an array of really painful injuries stemming from the Mummy stunt work he did and I think he had a long and painful recovery during which he got out of shape. Then during that his wife also divorce raped him AND he was blacklisted from hollywood because he spoke out about a high level executive who tried to finger his butthole at a party or something.
The guy has been quite punished. Like I know "stay in shape" and "persevere" and what not, but I can't really blame the guy for giving up given his circumstances. I think for the past 10 years he's been running some sort of horse rehabilitation farm in Vermont or something weird like that. I remember hearing an interview with him where he was talking about how the horses don't judge you and let you down like people or something like that which was pretty telling. I think he was pretty broken mentally.
You know zoomers, especially zoomer girls, really sympathize with him because he got molested by by some garden gnome producer but ignore the fact that he got absolutely divorce raped. Why are they so fucking evil, do they even have souls?
They only see a problem with something that correlates to #metoo, the fact that he got divorce raped is seen as just some kind of thing that happened because to fault the wife for what happened to him would be faulting themselves and their entire outlook on divorce and women's entitlement.
You know zoomers, especially zoomer girls, really sympathize with him because he got molested by by some garden gnome producer but ignore the fact that he got absolutely divorce raped. Why are they so fucking evil, do they even have souls?
You can make the money back but you can never unfuck an asshole
No, you are a wallet. No more, no less. Still date but just know the only woman who might love you for you is your mama. Even then, that is an ever shrinking number of women.
this
also keep in mind that as a logical conclusion to this, its perfectly acceptable to lie through your teeth about your wealth and pretty much anything to women, theybrought it upon themselves
Give the guy a break. If this had played out a few decades ago he'd be the subject of a cynical biography about how everything was going great until it all fell apart and that would be it. He's on the receiving end of a whirlwind of public support that overcame the Hollywood machine by sheer volume that would have been impossible pre-Internet and social media. He's running on a combination of pure gratitude and disbelief and people like seeing that they can move the needle like this for someone who was cast off by the elite.
my father didn't start looking his age until like late 40s, then he stopped looking his age until early 60s, guess he'll look 65 until his 80s.
he's always looked 10-20 years younger than he is
full head of hair helps
And Drew is now 64 and looks 45. Brandon is 10 years younger and looks way worse. Yeah he was hung in the first mummy and broke his back and lost his voice in the third one but he was the idiot who kept coming back to that franchise when they clearly didn’t care anout him. Then he also kept doing stupid shit like Dudley Dooright, Bedazzled, and Looney Tunes back in Action. It is a miracle his wife didn’t leave him sooner.
Stop being a gay. You will never be too old to not be in shape. Take testerone supplements, apply half a gallon of lube to your senile wife's sandpaper vagina, and get to the fucking gym.
There are no excuses but the ones you pull out of your ass.
Dude his wife took his for alimony for about a million a year. This is without child support. He wasn't getting movies but the judge still ruled he should be able to pay it.
Brendan has had it fucking hard and I'm glad he's getting back into acting.
I'm saving as much money as I can in hopes that by the time I'm 45 (20 years from now) age-reversing techology will be already developed and somewhat accessible. If it doesn't happen, I will use the money to get a shotgun and blow my head off instead
You will lose hair if you're white and it will ruin your plans, you'll have to resort to wearing a wig like future me. That said I will depressingly pull teenage girls at 40. But fuck bro I don't want to have to wear a wig. But that's fucking life for you.
Responsibilities take over once you hit your 30s & 40s. The few men who beat the wall have genetics and money on their side. I know way too many people in their 30s who are already balding, obese, or both
Just keep lifting and eating healthy. Biggest road bumps (or ravines) are children and career. Just gotta plan your life around it and maybe tweak your fitness goals a tad. Hitting the gym 4x/week is hard, might wanna do full body workouts or something similar. Et cetera.
That guy had a very stressful life and is overweight and needs his hair fixed.
Time gets us all in the end but there are things you can do to slow it down.
no.....noooooo
He made so much money he turned gnomish
Kys and you wont
He got fat on purpose for a role. He'll be back in shape someday.
He's been fat and unhealthy before that movie was even conceptualized you cucklord
I didn't believe he was prescient before. But this cinches it!
He got fat from medication. Not huge huge but big. He plays a 600 pound gay in The Whale, but he didn't bulk to 600. Fat suits exist.
I can't wait until I'm old. You get to be racist openly and nobody can say shit. You can wear a suit every day and swear at people and nobody will stop you. You live the NEET lifestyle on your pension and it's socially acceptable. You can fuck a Vietnamese mail-order bride every day.
It's gonna be a great reward for my life of hard work.
Nothing is stopping you from doing all of that shit right now you autist.
Ha ha ha. Dude actually thinks he'll retire in our current system. I've got bad news for ya.
>on pension
O...hahahahahahahaha anon you funny man, you actually think you'll have a pension
>be openly racist and nobody can say shit
Except for all the morons that will happily beat and rob your old ass for no reason, and will happily kill you for saying the no-no word, because they know they'll get away with it
> punk kid takes umbrage of your racism
> stalks you
> swiftly runs past and grabs your zimmerframe
> you fall over and break a hip and have a heart attack simultaneously
>pathetic loser who cant wait to be openly racist also wants to live like a NEET and be unmarried alone fucking asian prostitutes
potteru
Fraser is five years YOUNGER than Brad Pitt.
ouch
He had an array of really painful injuries stemming from the Mummy stunt work he did and I think he had a long and painful recovery during which he got out of shape. Then during that his wife also divorce raped him AND he was blacklisted from hollywood because he spoke out about a high level executive who tried to finger his butthole at a party or something.
The guy has been quite punished. Like I know "stay in shape" and "persevere" and what not, but I can't really blame the guy for giving up given his circumstances. I think for the past 10 years he's been running some sort of horse rehabilitation farm in Vermont or something weird like that. I remember hearing an interview with him where he was talking about how the horses don't judge you and let you down like people or something like that which was pretty telling. I think he was pretty broken mentally.
You know zoomers, especially zoomer girls, really sympathize with him because he got molested by by some garden gnome producer but ignore the fact that he got absolutely divorce raped. Why are they so fucking evil, do they even have souls?
They only see a problem with something that correlates to #metoo, the fact that he got divorce raped is seen as just some kind of thing that happened because to fault the wife for what happened to him would be faulting themselves and their entire outlook on divorce and women's entitlement.
You can make the money back but you can never unfuck an asshole
No, you are a wallet. No more, no less. Still date but just know the only woman who might love you for you is your mama. Even then, that is an ever shrinking number of women.
this
also keep in mind that as a logical conclusion to this, its perfectly acceptable to lie through your teeth about your wealth and pretty much anything to women, theybrought it upon themselves
Such a cringey acceptance speech. Dude isn’t getting another role ever again.
Give the guy a break. If this had played out a few decades ago he'd be the subject of a cynical biography about how everything was going great until it all fell apart and that would be it. He's on the receiving end of a whirlwind of public support that overcame the Hollywood machine by sheer volume that would have been impossible pre-Internet and social media. He's running on a combination of pure gratitude and disbelief and people like seeing that they can move the needle like this for someone who was cast off by the elite.
he's looking better after doing the film. hair looks better too.
Take care of your skin, teeth, and fitness.
Not much else you can do.
But honestly, if you don't let yourself go you'll be comparatively much better than the average starting around 30.
What do you have to do to look like this?
Get your thetans checked and corrected.
wtf I never realized what a narrow palate subhuman tom cruise was
>be born XXY
>take test your whole life
>be manlet
>good diet
XXY phenotype is tall and pear shaped.
Tom Cruise is short and v shaped.
You’re a moron.
Very small amounts of cosmetic surgery over a decade
my father didn't start looking his age until like late 40s, then he stopped looking his age until early 60s, guess he'll look 65 until his 80s.
he's always looked 10-20 years younger than he is
full head of hair helps
UNJUST
>Looks like 1996 Drew Carey
>Unjusted
Yeah no. Just is still in full effect.
1996 Drew Carey was like 30 though.
And Drew is now 64 and looks 45. Brandon is 10 years younger and looks way worse. Yeah he was hung in the first mummy and broke his back and lost his voice in the third one but he was the idiot who kept coming back to that franchise when they clearly didn’t care anout him. Then he also kept doing stupid shit like Dudley Dooright, Bedazzled, and Looney Tunes back in Action. It is a miracle his wife didn’t leave him sooner.
"I don't wanna get ol-"
Stop being a gay. You will never be too old to not be in shape. Take testerone supplements, apply half a gallon of lube to your senile wife's sandpaper vagina, and get to the fucking gym.
There are no excuses but the ones you pull out of your ass.
Reminder that Brendan has severe back injuries from the Mummy movies. Mostly likely why he isn't in shape.
Isn't he like a millionaire?
Why hasn't this retarded gay been on any physical therapy routines or surgeries with that kind of money
You got athletes flying to Mexico so they can get stemcell injections so they can go out and get fucked again.
Dude his wife took his for alimony for about a million a year. This is without child support. He wasn't getting movies but the judge still ruled he should be able to pay it.
Brendan has had it fucking hard and I'm glad he's getting back into acting.
I'm saving as much money as I can in hopes that by the time I'm 45 (20 years from now) age-reversing techology will be already developed and somewhat accessible. If it doesn't happen, I will use the money to get a shotgun and blow my head off instead
After 2000 Brendan Fraser broke his back, was molested on the set of “The Mummy”, and got divorced raped at the peak of his financial success
You can have a nice day and be young forever.
I can't wait. I'll probably age really well and mog everyone my age group for the rest of our lives
You will lose hair if you're white and it will ruin your plans, you'll have to resort to wearing a wig like future me. That said I will depressingly pull teenage girls at 40. But fuck bro I don't want to have to wear a wig. But that's fucking life for you.
>he doesn’t take dht suppressants for better skin and hair
Next you’re gonna say that it’s for trannies or some fear mongering bad faith shit
it is. you're feminizing yourself and turning yourself into a brainlet. but it might be worth it
they'll have a cure for balding by the time im old though. Hell, they may even be able to regrow hair.
keep lifting you racial slur
i'm 47 and i still get mires
You got make every day count and fight the good fight, my buddies 65 year old dad does 100 pull ups a day and is shredded, the choice is yours
Responsibilities take over once you hit your 30s & 40s. The few men who beat the wall have genetics and money on their side. I know way too many people in their 30s who are already balding, obese, or both
i didn't know responsibilities made you a FAT piece of SHIT.
When you have a family to feed lifting takes a back seat
Fraser HAD no family to feed, he was divorced.
He had alimony.
Don't let yourself go.
Just keep lifting and eating healthy. Biggest road bumps (or ravines) are children and career. Just gotta plan your life around it and maybe tweak your fitness goals a tad. Hitting the gym 4x/week is hard, might wanna do full body workouts or something similar. Et cetera.
>t. 35 y/o dad