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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That guy had a very stressful life and is overweight and needs his hair fixed.

    Time gets us all in the end but there are things you can do to slow it down.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no.....noooooo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He made so much money he turned israeli

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kys and you wont

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He got fat on purpose for a role. He'll be back in shape someday.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's been fat and unhealthy before that movie was even conceptualized you cucklord

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't believe he was prescient before. But this cinches it!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He got fat from medication. Not huge huge but big. He plays a 600 pound homosexual in The Whale, but he didn't bulk to 600. Fat suits exist.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait until I'm old. You get to be racist openly and nobody can say shit. You can wear a suit every day and swear at people and nobody will stop you. You live the NEET lifestyle on your pension and it's socially acceptable. You can frick a Vietnamese mail-order bride every day.

    It's gonna be a great reward for my life of hard work.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing is stopping you from doing all of that shit right now you autist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ha ha ha. Dude actually thinks he'll retire in our current system. I've got bad news for ya.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >on pension
      O...hahahahahahahaha anon you funny man, you actually think you'll have a pension
      >be openly racist and nobody can say shit
      Except for all the Black folk that will happily beat and rob your old ass for no reason, and will happily kill you for saying the no-no word, because they know they'll get away with it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > punk kid takes umbrage of your racism
      > stalks you
      > swiftly runs past and grabs your zimmerframe
      > you fall over and break a hip and have a heart attack simultaneously

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pathetic loser who cant wait to be openly racist also wants to live like a NEET and be unmarried alone fricking asian prostitutes
      potteru

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fraser is five years YOUNGER than Brad Pitt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ouch

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He had an array of really painful injuries stemming from the Mummy stunt work he did and I think he had a long and painful recovery during which he got out of shape. Then during that his wife also divorce raped him AND he was blacklisted from Hollywood because he spoke out about a high level executive who tried to finger his butthole at a party or something.

    The guy has been quite punished. Like I know "stay in shape" and "persevere" and what not, but I can't really blame the guy for giving up given his circumstances. I think for the past 10 years he's been running some sort of horse rehabilitation farm in Vermont or something weird like that. I remember hearing an interview with him where he was talking about how the horses don't judge you and let you down like people or something like that which was pretty telling. I think he was pretty broken mentally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know zoomers, especially zoomer girls, really sympathize with him because he got molested by by some israelite producer but ignore the fact that he got absolutely divorce raped. Why are they so fricking evil, do they even have souls?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They only see a problem with something that correlates to #metoo, the fact that he got divorce raped is seen as just some kind of thing that happened because to fault the wife for what happened to him would be faulting themselves and their entire outlook on divorce and women's entitlement.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You know zoomers, especially zoomer girls, really sympathize with him because he got molested by by some israelite producer but ignore the fact that he got absolutely divorce raped. Why are they so fricking evil, do they even have souls?

          You can make the money back but you can never unfrick an butthole

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, you are a wallet. No more, no less. Still date but just know the only woman who might love you for you is your mama. Even then, that is an ever shrinking number of women.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this
          also keep in mind that as a logical conclusion to this, its perfectly acceptable to lie through your teeth about your wealth and pretty much anything to women, theybrought it upon themselves

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Such a cringey acceptance speech. Dude isn’t getting another role ever again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Give the guy a break. If this had played out a few decades ago he'd be the subject of a cynical biography about how everything was going great until it all fell apart and that would be it. He's on the receiving end of a whirlwind of public support that overcame the Hollywood machine by sheer volume that would have been impossible pre-Internet and social media. He's running on a combination of pure gratitude and disbelief and people like seeing that they can move the needle like this for someone who was cast off by the elite.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's looking better after doing the film. hair looks better too.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take care of your skin, teeth, and fitness.

    Not much else you can do.

    But honestly, if you don't let yourself go you'll be comparatively much better than the average starting around 30.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you have to do to look like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get your thetans checked and corrected.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I never realized what a narrow palate subhuman tom cruise was

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be born XXY
      >take test your whole life
      >be manlet
      >good diet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        XXY phenotype is tall and pear shaped.

        Tom Cruise is short and v shaped.

        You’re a moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very small amounts of cosmetic surgery over a decade

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my father didn't start looking his age until like late 40s, then he stopped looking his age until early 60s, guess he'll look 65 until his 80s.
    he's always looked 10-20 years younger than he is
    full head of hair helps

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    UNJUST

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks like 1996 Drew Carey
      >Unjusted
      Yeah no. Just is still in full effect.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1996 Drew Carey was like 30 though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And Drew is now 64 and looks 45. Brandon is 10 years younger and looks way worse. Yeah he was hung in the first mummy and broke his back and lost his voice in the third one but he was the idiot who kept coming back to that franchise when they clearly didn’t care anout him. Then he also kept doing stupid shit like Dudley Dooright, Bedazzled, and Looney Tunes back in Action. It is a miracle his wife didn’t leave him sooner.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "I don't wanna get ol-"

    Stop being a homosexual. You will never be too old to not be in shape. Take testerone supplements, apply half a gallon of lube to your senile wife's sandpaper vegana, and get to the fricking gym.

    There are no excuses but the ones you pull out of your ass.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Brendan has severe back injuries from the Mummy movies. Mostly likely why he isn't in shape.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he like a millionaire?
      Why hasn't this moronic homosexual been on any physical therapy routines or surgeries with that kind of money

      You got athletes flying to Mexico so they can get stemcell injections so they can go out and get fricked again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dude his wife took his for alimony for about a million a year. This is without child support. He wasn't getting movies but the judge still ruled he should be able to pay it.
        Brendan has had it fricking hard and I'm glad he's getting back into acting.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm saving as much money as I can in hopes that by the time I'm 45 (20 years from now) age-reversing techology will be already developed and somewhat accessible. If it doesn't happen, I will use the money to get a shotgun and blow my head off instead

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    After 2000 Brendan Fraser broke his back, was molested on the set of “The Mummy”, and got divorced raped at the peak of his financial success

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can have a nice day and be young forever.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait. I'll probably age really well and mog everyone my age group for the rest of our lives

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You will lose hair if you're white and it will ruin your plans, you'll have to resort to wearing a wig like future me. That said I will depressingly pull teenage girls at 40. But frick bro I don't want to have to wear a wig. But that's fricking life for you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t take dht suppressants for better skin and hair
        Next you’re gonna say that it’s for trannies or some fear mongering bad faith shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it is. you're feminizing yourself and turning yourself into a brainlet. but it might be worth it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they'll have a cure for balding by the time im old though. Hell, they may even be able to regrow hair.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    keep lifting you racial slur
    i'm 47 and i still get mires

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You got make every day count and fight the good fight, my buddies 65 year old dad does 100 pull ups a day and is shredded, the choice is yours

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Responsibilities take over once you hit your 30s & 40s. The few men who beat the wall have genetics and money on their side. I know way too many people in their 30s who are already balding, obese, or both

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't know responsibilities made you a FAT piece of SHIT.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When you have a family to feed lifting takes a back seat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fraser HAD no family to feed, he was divorced.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He had alimony.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let yourself go.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just keep lifting and eating healthy. Biggest road bumps (or ravines) are children and career. Just gotta plan your life around it and maybe tweak your fitness goals a tad. Hitting the gym 4x/week is hard, might wanna do full body workouts or something similar. Et cetera.

    >t. 35 y/o dad

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