I don't want to go to the ER. How fucked am I?

I don't want to go to the ER. How fricked am I?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that from your butthole? If you wipe and it's red, it's probably nothing urgent. Black is what you need to be concerned about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Red blood means it ain't far in, fair chances are you've just been wiping your ass too hard and too often.

    • 2 years ago
      Trooth Bombz from /asp/

      This. Red blood means it ain't far in, fair chances are you've just been wiping your ass too hard and too often.

      I once popped rrhoid and bled for a week. That was it. Just stick a piece of TP between your ass cheeks if you bleed.

      probably a hemorrhoid but you should go to the ER

      Thank you so much for taking the time to answer. ER is not an option for me at the moment and you have given me a great deal of relief, although I acknowledge I should work on improving my position in life to make necessary medical treatment more accessible.
      Thank you again. And frick IST.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /pw/?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there is no context in what you posted. Were you shitting when this happened? working out? have you been sticking shit up your rectum?

        Give a little more history before you elicit shitty medical advice on IST

        • 2 years ago
          Trooth Bombz from /asp/

          I wash shitting, yes. It appeared on the paper for a few days and I wasn't too worried. Thursday I went to the bathroom and it was no poop but a little bit of blood. Friday no major blood sighting and so I felt good about not going to the doctor. Today I took a shit and there was some blood in the water (not in the stool). I wiped and there was some on the paper. I took a half-step away from the toilet and felt a line of blood drip down onto my right thigh. Then I felt a little more fall down my left leg. I looked into the pants around my ankles and saw the blood stains which I'm sure we're freshly dripped and not something that accumulated prior to the shit.
          I have not been shoving anything in my ass. I've actually fallen off from exercising the past couple weeks. I also stopped smoking weed half a month ago if that means anything.

          • 2 years ago
            Trooth Bombz from /asp/

            Since cleaning that up I have had no issues all day. I did try to call Med Express for fast and cheap treatment but they told me this was an ER issue. The internet told me that could cost $1000s.
            If I had that kinda money, I'd spend it on a lawyer to sue my c**t ex-boss who took a phony PFA out against me to block me from getting my job back. Fricking c**t. I'd happily die of colon cancer if my last act on this Earth was seeing her get charged with a misdemeanor for knowingly lying to a court. That's irrelevant to this thread, unless she's using witch powers to make me bleed in which case I'll take my question over to /x/.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Please bro take this story to /x/ I wanna see what those morons have to say about this

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon I'm glad your feeling better. If you're unemployed and uninsured a lot of hospitals offer payment plans and sometimes financial assistance or charity care. If you find you have to go for any reason you can tell them your economic situation upon intake. I know it might make you feel bad or maybe embarrassed but they use these cases as tax write offs, receive donations and get other funds for people who are unable to pay. Don't avoid treatment if you feel you need it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kevin it's fine, you're still one of my heros even if you got brutally raped during the summer of 92

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Great, don't forget to go to your doctor and tell them about this. The clinic is free if you don't have insurance

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If our system didn't exist, there wouldn't have been enough funding to create PREP so you europeans don't spread aids to eachother

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously he fricked you pretty hard if you're bleeding out the ass

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I once popped rrhoid and bled for a week. That was it. Just stick a piece of TP between your ass cheeks if you bleed.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably a hemorrhoid but you should go to the ER

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're getting your period.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This will be tiny NSFW

    once I put a screwdriver inside of my ass, only used little saliva. Then I pulled it out. It was night and I wanted to use more lub. I put that inside of my mouth and huge metalic taste, I was like WTF

    I turned the light on. Blood everywhere.

    Night before I read that ass friction is not critical matter.

    I cleaned. Waited. Stick finger up my ass couple of times after few minutes. No more blood. I went to sleep hoped I will woke up. WOke up and I was good

    do you know the cause?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking freak degenerate sodomite please have a nice day

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

    nash was raped in 1992

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get a mirror and take a look at your own ass moron. It could be anything from scratch to cancer.
    Do you expect gym autists to diagnose you by looking at your dirty pants? Then the only precise diagnosis would be morbid stupidity.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be American
    >bleed from butthole randomly
    >have to roll the dice on it being nothing or face bankruptcy
    Great system you got there guys.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does your anus itch
    does it hurt when you're sitting

    • 2 years ago
      Trooth Bombz from /asp/

      Neither, although there can be a brief cooldown period of uncomfortable warmth after a bloodshitting incident. Sitting seems to help with that actually.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you probably have internal hemorroids. there are over the counter pills for this, normally a vasoconscrictor. Also stop squatting for some time, it only makes them worse

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Were you trying to use a blender as a mini tornado fricktoy then reality kicked in? The frick is going on here OP?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recall having a big oil bump on my butt once and once I popped it,it bled for an hour straight and the sore feeling didn't go away for 2 days,what causes this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally a hemorrhoid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't anywhere near the anus thankfully,it was on a cheek,the blood wasn't constant just a slight amount of leaking,no I don't participate in homosexual activity

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ingown hair maybe

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Light red just means hemmys or stop going to town on your butthole with the Charmin. I shit blood all the time and whenever a doctor looks they say they find nothing.

    If it is black see a doctor.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My domme once pegged me do hard shit and blood was literally falling put of me for a week. She was a div 1 volleyball girl

  15. 2 years ago
    ANAL BLEEDING ANON

    Hey guys I finally healed up

    On this subject, you might have a pilonidal cyst that popped. That's what I had. It's not anal, it's above in the ass crack. It's infected and needs to he drained. Find someone who can DRAIN it and do minimal cutting rather than cut you the frick open and remove and entire part of your pelvic tissue and leave you bedstricken and limping with a cane for months like I was.

    They are telling you it takes a month to heal. They are lying. If you get the above the asscrack one then sure, but if you have the IN the asscrack one you're fricked and need a good 6months to a year recovery.

    Also hint

    USE FRICKING ANTISEPTICS
    The israelite doctor I went to lied to me a million times about it and a was drawn out much longer towards the end because HE TOLD ME ANTISEPTICS WOULD CAUSE FUNGAL INFECTIONS WHICH IS HORSESHIT THAT LEAVES A FESTERING STINKY troony HOLE ABOVE YOUR butthole.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wash your dirty butthole and you will stop bleeding.

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