I eat a block of %99 dark chocolate every day, will this turn me into a fat cunt?

I eat a block of %99 dark chocolate every day, will this turn me into a fat cunt?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It might attract fat cunts

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could eat a fucking pint of ice cream and only mcdonald everyday and not get fat. It's all about CICO.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >low carb
    >low pufa
    >high stearic acid
    no obesity in sight

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know, the difference between the 99% and the 100% bar is that the latter is a little under half the calories.
    Thank me later.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 100% is 620 and the 90% is 592.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be better to just buy raw cacao powder and mix it with milk or water.

      Is there such a thing as a 100% chocolate bar? All I've found are on the 90-99% range.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, and lindt makes it.
        I dunno what's up, like everyone can't find the 100% and me I can't find the 99%, there's only 100%

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, and lindt makes it.
        I dunno what's up, like everyone can't find the 100% and me I can't find the 99%, there's only 100%

        I found the 100% in Vienna for the first time. Ate a bit and my mouth completely dried up. Weirdest experience. Then I tried the second bite hours later and couldn't stop eating one part of the chocholate every day

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes awful anon. I like pure chocolate. But this is to much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny, when you open it up the packaging has a whole paragraph saying "hey uh maybe you shouldn't eat this, it's kind of an acquired taste"

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is even the difference in taste between 99% and 100% chocolate? how anyone can even tell?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >99% cacao
    nice marketing gag

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hundo master race checking in
    sweet chocolate tastes weird to me at this point

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like a much less shitty candy that has a very strong flavor. You can pretty much just eat one and be done. Normies can't handle anything more than 10% chocolate so as an added bonus you never have to share.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but you might get kidney stones from all that oxalate. Just make sure you eat citric acid I guess?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It honestly doesn’t have bad macros or micros, I’d probably limit it to half a bar, but not a bad choice for a treat

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't enjoy above 85%
    In any case, 1 block won't do anything. Furthermore , it's beneficial

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your food poisoning

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My moron

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been eating the Lindt 90% recently and it tastes great.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm, not the worst thing in the world but I wouldn't do it every day. That's a lot of saturated fat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That's a lot of saturated fat.
      holy shit youre stupid

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys dont buy above 80% lindt chocolate they change the dutching process removing the flavonoids and big health benefits of chocolate

Your email address will not be published.