I fucking HATE you guys. You said holding in your shit boosts testosterone. I SHIT OUT BLOOD NOW.

I fucking HATE you guys. You said holding in your shit boosts testosterone. I SHIT OUT BLOOD NOW. I NEED TO RUB CREAM ON MY ASSHOLE NOW.
I'm legitimately so fucking pissed, I can't believe I fell for this shit.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking retard. You fell for the oldest trick in the book, now your asshole is all messed up. How are you supposed to wear your squat plug with hemorrhoids?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would holding waste in your body benefit it at all?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      boosts test, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't if anything it lowers it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why would it lower test?
          if you hold in your shit, you bare with the pain and make yourself uncomfortable but ultimately a man.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There are other safer ways to make yourself painfully uncomfortable if that's what you want to do to man up, retardo

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have to keep the blood in your retard, that's where the testosterone is stored.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i knew it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously you just didn’t eat enough fiber, you gotta get so much bulk it just stops up, where do you think the term bulking comes from, that test boost helps you get big

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slip a finger in there when you rub cream on it, raises test trust me.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you check papers on the matter after consulting IST about broscience

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >trust the science
      ngmi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >trust some anon on IST
        ngmi

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post body. Schizoposters are the best source of info in the world unironically

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I would trust technology schizos but not health schizos, I'm not the one shitting blood afterall

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How do we know you haven’t posted body

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I got fat and feel insecure about ok 🙁

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe what you need to get those extra pounds off you is a few harsh words from total strangers?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fucking stop laughing at this. idk if this is real or not

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another retard bagged and tagged, good job boys.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holding in your shits is a troll, but icing your balls unironically works

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you blaming us retard? No one said your asshole would be able to withstand massive shits. You think mass monsters have small shits? It comes with the territory

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are other safer ways to make yourself painfully uncomfortable if that's what you want to do to man up, retardo

      why do you have to be assholes? It boosts test.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"I fucking hate you guys"
        > look retard your asshole is weak and cant handle massive test shits
        > "why are you guys so mean to me!?"
        You are too dumb to poopmax effectively

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          gay

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but at fit all tips and tricks have the sole intent of raising better gym twinks. The truth is, it was all a ruse to make your anus wider. But don't worry, after you're done rubbing the lubricant cream in the gym sauna we'll make sure to inject you with test until you're drowning in it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard anything about boosting test, but allegedly fecal retention would boost growth hormone levels. In theory your circulating growth hormone levels would elevate to help expand the bowels in order to accomodate the large volumes of shit. Russian wrestler Alexandr Karelin was said to have practiced this technique (in obvious addition to roids ofc)

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