I fricking HATE you guys. You said holding in your shit boosts testosterone. I SHIT OUT BLOOD NOW. I NEED TO RUB CREAM ON MY butthole NOW.
I'm legitimately so fricking pissed, I can't believe I fell for this shit.
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Fricking moron. You fell for the oldest trick in the book, now your butthole is all messed up. How are you supposed to wear your squat plug with hemorrhoids?
Why would holding waste in your body benefit it at all?
boosts test, anon.
No it doesn't if anything it lowers it.
why would it lower test?
if you hold in your shit, you bare with the pain and make yourself uncomfortable but ultimately a man.
There are other safer ways to make yourself painfully uncomfortable if that's what you want to do to man up, morono
you have to keep the blood in your moron, that's where the testosterone is stored.
i knew it.
Obviously you just didn’t eat enough fiber, you gotta get so much bulk it just stops up, where do you think the term bulking comes from, that test boost helps you get big
Slip a finger in there when you rub cream on it, raises test trust me.
Did you check papers on the matter after consulting IST about broscience
>trust the science
ngmi
>trust some anon on IST
ngmi
Post body. Schizoposters are the best source of info in the world unironically
I would trust technology schizos but not health schizos, I'm not the one shitting blood afterall
How do we know you haven’t posted body
I got fat and feel insecure about ok 🙁
Maybe what you need to get those extra pounds off you is a few harsh words from total strangers?
I can't fricking stop laughing at this. idk if this is real or not
Another moron bagged and tagged, good job boys.
Holding in your shits is a troll, but icing your balls unironically works
WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS
WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS
Why are you blaming us moron? No one said your butthole would be able to withstand massive shits. You think mass monsters have small shits? It comes with the territory
why do you have to be buttholes? It boosts test.
>"I fricking hate you guys"
> look moron your butthole is weak and cant handle massive test shits
> "why are you guys so mean to me!?"
You are too dumb to poopmax effectively
homosexual
Sorry, but at fit all tips and tricks have the sole intent of raising better gym twinks. The truth is, it was all a ruse to make your anus wider. But don't worry, after you're done rubbing the lubricant cream in the gym sauna we'll make sure to inject you with test until you're drowning in it.
Never heard anything about boosting test, but allegedly fecal retention would boost growth hormone levels. In theory your circulating growth hormone levels would elevate to help expand the bowels in order to accomodate the large volumes of shit. Russian wrestler Alexandr Karelin was said to have practiced this technique (in obvious addition to roids ofc)