I go there every day, I get a chicken bacon croissant, I get coffee, a powerade, if I'm dehydrated, I sit there all the time, if I have any like ...

I go there every day, I get a chicken bacon croissant, I get coffee, a powerade, if I'm dehydrated, I sit there all the time, if I have any like legal work that I need to do I go there, I meet with my attorneys there.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me? For me, it's officer Ray Psycho.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What were his crimes?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't tell you?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dunkin Donits

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that cold cawfee they have... ICED cawfee, I think it's called?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >dat cold cawfee, what's it called?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that cold cawfee they have... ICED cawfee, I think it's called?

      Faust-Mind

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that cold cawfee they have... ICED cawfee, I think it's called?

      Why are Americans so naive, moronic and genuine? A bit like a slightly below average intelligence Golden Retreiver.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >~~**~~

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Officer Psycho
    >wait, it's actually spelled Syko
    Whole thing is a comedy sketch.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I look exactly like this guy except I do not say that

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You could not write a skit spoofing odd small towns funnier than this.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shamokin!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shamokin
    TheMask.jpg

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Get out of the bug hive and move to rural America bro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If this doesn't seem like the most kino existence possible, then I don't know what to tell you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell you don't actually work or interact with these people. You're probably European

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. And wrong.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve lived in the midwest and the east and west coast, currrently California. I’d sell my soul for an easy way back to some podunk shithole

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I've lived in California & New York as an adult, and grew up rural in Texas. I'd kill to move to a small racist shit hole town with under 10k people in TX again. Unfortunately those places don't have anything I could do for my work. But a man can dream.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not a fan of the way she pronounces donuts

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      *donits

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gon' miss dat place winita if it don't oben UP....damn.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      one of the best cuts in the history of cinema

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally faustian

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I so pale

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Now that the ashes have settled, what the frick was her problem?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i do enjoy me some dunk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >what's causing the obesity epidemic in America?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is this something thats on their menu or is this one crazy obese person with a custom order?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        going off the receipt it's just a fatty.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a TikTok video.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't mean anything

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's ragebait for views, doofus

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wait until you see what the ice spice drink was

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Full of the white man's cum.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry about it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's an insane volume of sugar for a single drink, multiply that by like 30 million per day of everyone that drinks coffee... where the FRICK is all of this sugar coming from? There's no way farms can keep up with that consumption

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There is no sugar conspiracy, that would be ridiculous. We ask that you cease this pointless inquiry for your own sake.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            they skim it off the bedpans

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Frick she spills a lot. How much fentanyl this hoe smoking before work?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry about it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This should unironically be illegal

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't have this yummy milkshake because... BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE CAN'T CONTROL THEMSELVES, OKAY?!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw having actually ordered a French Vanilla with 8 sugars 8 cream

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're gonna die

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good lord its just pure sugar

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      every once in a while I get one of those starbucks iced lattes that come in a glass bottle and despite having much less sugar than a soda they still taste super sweet and creamy to me, like a melted milkshake with a bit of coffee flavor
      I can only imagine what this abomination tastes like

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >me spurting raw into your sister

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Greater Potion of Diabeetus

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry about it

      I didn't feel like cooking recently so I stopped by the Dunkin Donuts on my way home from work. I haven't been there in so long that I didn't even know they rebranded from Dunkin Donuts. Anyway, I ordered a bacon egg & cheese on an everything bagel. Took 3 bites of it and had to throw the rest out because of how sickeningly sweet it was. I'm not sure which part was sweet. I don't understand why a bagonagoncheese was sweet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        breakfast girl probably gave you a couple squirts of breast milk

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I stopped eating their muffins back in the day for the same reason. Someone decided they should be lightly glazed at some point?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >TEN YEARS - JUST FOR THE SUGAR

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I used to work at a dunkin donuts for a couple of months. The drinks are literally the biggest moneymaking scam ever. It would cost lest than €0,30 (im a euro) to make the largest one but we would sell them for €8,- to white girls all day.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even know they had Dunkin Donuts in Europe.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Lazily shoots the french vanilla outside the cup
      Woman moment

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >police officer Ray Psycho

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sipping some medium Death Wish outta my coon mug at the moment

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >nikki krize
    >ray psycho
    It’s like a Tim & Eric sketch

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Psycho says the fire was started inside the girls' bathroom.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I live in central PA and I fricking hate it here so much but I don't have a car and I can't afford to move.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Get a job nicca

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you want to move

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Scranton.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. I've lived here my whole life.

        Get a job nicca

        I have a job. No good ones around here though.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >now I gotta get donits on my own and I’d prefer the donits at dunkin donits and I’m kinda dealing with that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw she ate too many donits and died
      https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/alba-wehr-obituary?pid=187726625

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm kinda dealing with it but I really miss Alba Wehr

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So sad she only has like 5 posts on her but page, two are from the same friend who double posted, and two are jokes from here or elsewhere

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qgkgFDe.jpeg

        >now I gotta get donits on my own and I’d prefer the donits at dunkin donits and I’m kinda dealing with that

        She was also part of a prostitute and part of a major illegal prostitution ring. Look up Alba Spager (her maiden name)

        https://www.timesleader.com/archive/968467/5-face-charges-in-sex-for-hire-ring-say-cops-al-carpinet-jr-of-wyoming-has-been-running-his-three-escort-services-frommexico-according-to-grand-jury-testimony

        https://www.newspapers.com/newspage/508535479/

        Also this is the house she died in.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          *was a prostitute.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Tax records seized in the raid showed Spager was paid $42,860 for working for Carpinet from March to December 1998, according to the presentment. She told the grand jury she only modeled nude and in lingerie, but others said she spoke about having sex with her clients.
          >One former employee, Jacquelyn Lewis, said Spager was known by other women as “Crazy Alba. She would do anything, see anybody that Carpinet sent her to.” Lewis told the grand jury that “Spager could make any call work.”
          >Customers who testified under a grant of immunity all said they paid women named “Alba” and “Bev” for sex.
          >Spager denied being a prostitute and helping to run the sex ring. “It’s all a misunderstanding,” she said after her arraignment. “What they say that I did and what I did are two different things.”

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Tax records seized in the raid showed Spager was paid $42,860 for working for Carpinet from March to December 1998, according to the presentment. She told the grand jury she only modeled nude and in lingerie, but others said she spoke about having sex with her clients.
          >One former employee, Jacquelyn Lewis, said Spager was known by other women as “Crazy Alba. She would do anything, see anybody that Carpinet sent her to.” Lewis told the grand jury that “Spager could make any call work.”
          >Customers who testified under a grant of immunity all said they paid women named “Alba” and “Bev” for sex.
          >Spager denied being a prostitute and helping to run the sex ring. “It’s all a misunderstanding,” she said after her arraignment. “What they say that I did and what I did are two different things.”

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >44
          damn, she was a hard 44

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          These kind of super squished together houses right on the roadside with no yards always feel really weird to me. I can't imagine living in one.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          now I gotta get pussy on my own and I’d prefer the pussy at Alba Wehr and I’m kinda dealing with that

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Tax records seized in the raid showed Spager was paid $42,860 for working for Carpinet from March to December 1998, according to the presentment. She told the grand jury she only modeled nude and in lingerie, but others said she spoke about having sex with her clients.
          >One former employee, Jacquelyn Lewis, said Spager was known by other women as “Crazy Alba. She would do anything, see anybody that Carpinet sent her to.” Lewis told the grand jury that “Spager could make any call work.”
          >Customers who testified under a grant of immunity all said they paid women named “Alba” and “Bev” for sex.
          >Spager denied being a prostitute and helping to run the sex ring. “It’s all a misunderstanding,” she said after her arraignment. “What they say that I did and what I did are two different things.”

          Genuinely Lynchian.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What about /ourgirl/ Edna Faust?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Still alive as of Oct 2021

          https://www.newsitem.com/news/local/high-rise-residents-participate-in-crafting-program-at-s-ct-library/image_571b14e4-f663-508c-b5b6-6076fd45da4c.html

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >not in her cold COFFIN yet
            Good

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You can pay her a visit.

              https://www.whitepages.com/name/Edna-A-Faust/Coal-Township-PA/PL8J7vwqp9x

              Or her brother Wilbur.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Coal Township
                Do Pennsyltuckians really?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Of course she has a landline

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Is this gonna be like the Breaking Bad house but for IST where a group of them show up as tourists outside her house, drinking cold CAWFEE and talking about donuts?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Wilbur Faust
                The lore goes deep.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Wilbur Faust
                The lore goes deep.

                How far back does this lineage go?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                > fold at his fhop without newgate by the figne of the bible
                do bongs really

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >those comments

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh lawdy

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem. FRICK Turkey Hill donits

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've only been out to Central PA twice, and it was nicer than I expected both times. My buddy who used to live near Shamokin did say that place was a dump though.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lynchian

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i disagree, i drink my coffee black, if the options are shitty instant coffee or no coffee, i pick no coffee

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >never even heard of dutch bros
    >friend's fat gf forces us to go
    >she gets an oat milk with hazelnut
    >it's fricking delicious and I go out of my way once a week to get it. i sound like a gay everytime i order it but i dont care

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oatmilk latte*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oatmilk latte*

      Do you suck the barista's coch when your there?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Now I have to rely on myself to go to maybe a Turkey Hill or something where I don't like their donits, I'd rather the donits at Dunkin Donits, and I'm kinda dealin' with it, but I really miss Dunkin Donits.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Dunkin
      Pleb taste. Last month two Krispy Kreme shops burned to the ground in separate incidents. How do you account for that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Now I have to rely on myself to go to maybe a Turkey Hill or something where I don't like their creams, I'd rather the creams at Krispy Kreme, and I'm kinda dealin' with it, but I really miss Krispy Kreme.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        now I'm trying to remember which one was in an airport I was in twelve and a half years ago. I think it was a dunkin, didn't buy anything but looked at what they had from the outside of the little stall.
        i was at that place for twelve and a half hours before the next flight. what are the odds

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shamokin
    >Nikki Kryze
    >Ray Psycho
    >Alba Wehr
    >Dutch Smith
    >Edna Faust
    What's going on in central Pennsylvania?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      inbreeding and the amish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probs all the chemicals seeping into their drinking water due to fracking

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a sitcom occurring there we only got a brief glimpse of

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      water is poisoned by fracking and coal mining. the people are too stupid to switch to cleaner energy and too proud to move to one of the adjacent, better states

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And this gave them all weird names?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's Germans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pennsyltucky

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >whats going on in central Pennsylvania
      soul

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Shamokin on Survivor Australia?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pennsyltucky is real, dozens of people live in that shithole every day of their lives

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good news for Shamokin, this important cultural landmark is getting a rework https://youtu.be/VljoJVMyLFE?si=VaJpIgaHBnpexQYE

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >cheap, classy place

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I meet with my attorneys there
    What did he mean by this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He led you in with "any legal work I need to do" and you think he might be in law school or is a clerk, despite his miniature caveman appearance, but then he delivers the punchline of needing attorneys frequently enough that he meets them at Dunkin Donuts.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Based God lover.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >junkie-to-jesus-freak
      Typical flyover. Next he will get caught with a gay prostitute in a shabby motel.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He was just administering the word of God directly

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's all that town has!

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Typical flyover. Next he will get caught with a gay prostitute in a shabby motel.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo not muh sudden convert youth pastor! you can't mock them!

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone in this town a FRICKIN WEIRDO?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, there aren't a lot of well adjusted normal people wandering around some podunk town during work hours on a weekday

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think Shamokin is a real life occurrence of a 'Twin Peaks'. Look up the crime rate there and it's extremely, extremely high, like inner city Chicago levels. There's also a graveyard overlooking the town. And you've seen the people. Very strange place. I'd like to visit and investigate.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Look up the crime rate there and it's extremely, extremely high,
        That's every small, poor town in central PA.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think Shamokin is a real life occurrence of a 'Twin Peaks'. Look up the crime rate there and it's extremely, extremely high, like inner city Chicago levels. There's also a graveyard overlooking the town. And you've seen the people. Very strange place. I'd like to visit and investigate.

      It's real life Silent Hill, but since it's real life and real life is lamer than fiction, instead of cults and monsters, it's just full of goofs and lowlifes.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird seeing how this video blew up because my great aunt in her 80s lived in Shamokin and we would visit her sometimes, that place really was cursed. That was in the 2000s but the town and her home felt like they were stuck in the 70s. Literally nothing to do in the town itself, the only store near her house was a Turkey Hill. There was a good pizza place though oddly enough. I hated visiting her just because of how desolate Shamokin was

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AY-AY-AY-AY should buy UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-EN-EN-EN-EN-EN-EN

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WH-ELL

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's so classy.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love America

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That America is dead and gone

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yes but it's worse than that. the culture and people have changed as a whole

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is this your comment?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no but i did like it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that french girl is literally the beginning of the "negrification" tho

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wish everyone didn't have a portable high def camera in their back pockets these days, really removes the mystique of the outside world

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The French girl is cute

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when you could smoke in a store.
      I aint even that old.
      Thanks for ruining everything gays.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this is the only time i envy zoomers. they were born into this nightmare. it’s all they know so there’s no genuine pining for a better time. those of us over 30 got a small taste of how good things could be. we know there’s no going back. sometimes it’s better to never have loved at all than loved and lost.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shamokin thread
    >Shamokin cemetery poster nowhere to be found
    RIP

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Lark Twiggar

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that looks comfy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Look closer it does not look comfy at all. Look how all the buildings are either attached to eachother or have very little space between eachother, thats poor housing.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This place is like somebody's memory of a town, and the memory's fading.

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