I have had hemorrhoids for weeks now and don't know what else to do.

I have had hemorrhoids for weeks now and don't know what else to do. I've taken sitz baths used oil used witch hazel wipes I STILL BLEED EVERY TIME I SHIT (or like 8-9 times out of ten) I've jacked myself full of fiber and the shit is soft but I still bleed. What have you bros done to rectify this rectal situation?
They're internal not external so topical are useless. Thankfully I don't have discomfort when sitting like I would if they were external. Picrel mfw blood in toilet every single day

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reduce anal pressure. hemorrhoids are because you are putting too much pressure on your ass blood vessels. if you sit all day then you can't avoid hemorrhoids.

    or you have cancer. it's probably cancer. start forgiving all the people you have wronged because you don't have much time left to live

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I definitely go the roids because of my job as truck driver. Had to sit on my ass for like 10 hours a day and then sleep for another 8 it's the most inactive lifestyle on the planet. I'm only 26 it's bullshit so glad I'm not doing that anymore.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great now I'll have to jerk off to anal hentai tonight. Oh also make sure your fiber is soluble, not insoluble.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can take a month or more to heal OP, if they're not gone in a couple months Id see a doc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been bleeding off and on since like October or November. But it's only gotten really bad in the last month or so. Still I don't think it's anything other than hemorrhoids since I have no cramping, no pain, no unexpected weight loss or any other symptoms of more serious problems. And I know the bleeding is not further up the GI and is close to the actual anus. Blood is always bright red and isn't turning my poop black.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        See a doc bro

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is just ur hymen bro

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in the same scenario as you for a long time. I stopped eating any form of takeaway/ubereats and after a few days they went away and didn't come back. I never had any kind of stomach pain or reaction from the food I was eating either so it was a surprise that it was the cause.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just squat until they go away.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Release your pelvic floor.
    Do not consume any mustard, salt or other spices.
    If you want a fast way to heal then take a small piece of raw beef and shove it up your rectum. After a few hours remove it and insert a new one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      then send the used pieces of raw beef to me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a joke. Try it if you're in peril.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i know but still send them my way OP if that is really you in picrel

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just buy some beef and use it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats fricking disgusting what is wring with you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not disgusting. In old movies people used raw beef to nurture wounds and skin abrasions.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                just stop. you are embararssing youself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably not a good idea for obvious reasons. If a parasite or weird bacteria thrive on a piece of raw cow muscle it may also thrive on similar stuff in humans.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your hemorrhoids won't go away on their own, you need surgery my man. Sorry.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a doctor, failing that for whatever reason how many shits are you taking each day? If you're going more than 3 times a day (and even 2-3 times not great) then eat less, like a lot less. Maybe you have IBS that needs resolving, look up low fodmaps food which can help.
    Good luck anon, but please, seek Doctor, Doctor will help

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I'm extremely regular I go once a day after breakfast. I'm 6'0" 175 in good shape.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t read any other posts in this thread and I’m not going to, but unironically get a butt sprayer and stop using toilet paper. Best poop related decision you’ll ever make. I know multiple people who using a butt sprayer has resolved their hémorroïdes entirely. If you can’t afford one right now just shower after poopy so you don’t have to wipe. The wiping is the culprit and big toilet paper doesn’t want you to know

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