I honestly take pity when I see someone at the gym trying to bench just the bar.

I honestly take pity when I see someone at the gym trying to bench just the bar. I often go up to them and ask if they want a spotter, so they can add at least 1pl8 5kg. Most of the Boomers, Millennials and Gen Xers take me up on this offer and are grateful. The Zoomers, however, I've noticed tend to just give me this empty stare while mumbling something to the effect of,
>Nah bruh, my pumps be bussin ongod
Is there any help for this generation? Or is it over for them?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont you just mind your own business? Who cares what theyre doing, theyll quit going to the gym after 2 months anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. zoomie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been going to the gym for 6 months and I still cant bench the bar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are supposed to lift at the gym

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You must be trying to bench the bench and the bar together. Try laying on the bench itself and using just the bar.
        If you still can't do that,... it's over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What are you doing in the gym man? Not even trying to hurt you but I've been lifting for like 2 months and I 1rm 1pl8 bench and hit 115 for 10 reps like last week

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >1RM 1 plate
          fricking pussy lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Post body

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The microplastics are setting in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hey bro, why would you want to help others improve quicker so they could see results and have more motivation to stick to their routine?
      Yeah man, good question.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you their personal trainer? Do you get paid? No? Well whats the fricking point then.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >only doing things if it benefits you
          I can see why your generation is so fricked up now. Good luck, anon. I'll pray you find Christ.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure you have lots of fun playing surogate father for a bunch of zoomers but i'm not about to do charity work.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever you say, anon. I hope you enjoy being bitter and lonely because you'll have a hard time meeting new people if you're always so cloistered and stand-offish.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dont give a frick about your opinion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's not an opinion. That's a fact of life. When you get older you might see it, too. Hopefully it won't be too late for you by then (i.e 50y/o male version of a cat lady).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so rude and angry, anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What does it matter to you?

                That's not an opinion. That's a fact of life. When you get older you might see it, too. Hopefully it won't be too late for you by then (i.e 50y/o male version of a cat lady).

                Whatever, pal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not either of those anons but damn, bro. Take some time to work on your anger. It's doing you no good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you for your non-solicited advice. You'd shit and piss yourself if you walked even half a mile in my shoes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you aren't hard Black person. Fricking remove yourself from the genepool and cease wasting oxygen you pathetic homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh anon you so scawwy. Such a big boy using meanie words.

                Do me a favor and frick off, will ya.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Make me, homosexual.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cant bench 45 pounds
    Wut
    I am unironically a fatfrick and I can bench the bar lmao

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i remember i used to not be able to bench more than the bar. two years later i was repping 105 kg.
    you need to chill, live and let live bro. why dont you give them a hand? young people aren't as expienced. they're going to make mistakes without realizing it that you know to be wrong. be kind.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Schools out for holidays
    >Zoomies still choose to come to the gym during peak hrs
    Puzzles me

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bench the bar for warmup/form practice
    >add more than a plate for reps
    >always scared someone is going to come see me warming up and ask if i need them to babysit me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glad it's not just me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glad it's not just me

      Only dyels care about others seeing them.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve had to interact with a few zoomers and they are the most autistic shy but also arrogant people I’ve ever met. You can tell they are trying really hard to not look like a fool. It reminds me of when I was a teenager but I’m not sure I was ever THAT bad.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomies get easily offended

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