I just accidentally ate like 15000 mg of sodium. What am I in for?

I just accidentally ate like 15000 mg of sodium. What am I in for?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In one sitting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah in one sitting

      how much salt is that in G?

      Idk how much salt that is. What happened was I opened up the wrong side of my seasoning bottle and ended up pouring over half the bottle over my ground beef. I estimated it to be about 60 servings of the seasoning, and there are 350 mg of sodium per seasoning. I tried to eat the ground beef because I didn't have any other food to eat, but could only stomach about half of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably heart palpitations, extreme thirst tomorrow, and nausea then. Nothing permanent but don't be a moron next time

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how much salt is that in G?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is a G?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gram

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's g

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a G biatch

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should chug at least a liter of water right now and another in an hour or two.
    You have to keep your minerals balanced or you’ll end up with hypernatremia which is bad news

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So thats like 15 grams of salt? Is that even more than sprinkling salt on a steak?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently it's more like 40 grams worth of salt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing really. Maybe feeling a little sick. Drink water. LD50 for salt is 3g per kg of body weight and you're not close to that at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll follow this up with for a neutral poison like this there's really just two options that even an urgent care or hospital is going to do. If it was very recent they can give you something to induce vomiting but salt dissolves and absorbs quickly. So worse comes to worse they would IV you. Literally just ranger IV yourself, constantly sip water as if you were experiencing dehydration. Dilution is the solution to pollution.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How much do you weigh OP? 15 grams is much but you won't die. If this is you and you actually consumed 40 grams you are starting to push it if you're a lightweight dyel. But you will probably live.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am kind of a lightweight dyel, I weigh just under 150 lbs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >150 lbs
            That's what, 70kg? Shouldn't be a problem. Godspeed salt king.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is this real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is real

      https://i.imgur.com/Q5t0kJf.jpg

      That’s about 7 teaspoons of salt. What the frick were you eating?

      I opened the wrong side of my seasoning bottle and ended up dumping like half of the entire bottle on my ground beef. I didn't have any other food, so I said frick it and decided to try to eat the ground beef anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’d say you should at the very least call your doctor. Potentially dying from salt poisoning should be a very nasty way to go.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have no way of getting to a doctor. I'm in college and I don't have a car, and my roommate left to go back to California this morning.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            DRINK A BUNCH OF WATER NOW DAMN IT AND YOU’LL BE FINE, IT WILL SUCK THE SALT INTO YOUR KIDNEYS AND YOU’LL PISS IT OUT, WATER ACTS AS A MAGNET

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s about 7 teaspoons of salt. What the frick were you eating?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > 15,000 mg
    Anon, that's 15g.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how much there is salt in one onions bottle? There was challenge where some died after drinking whole onions bottle

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are zuckerberg, kim jong un and blonde hulk in the picture?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pure sodium? Mainly exploding guts

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An adult person can consume 0,5g/kg body weigth. (That is 500mg) at once without much danger for side effects. I would recommend you drink some water, 1000ml / 5 large glasses. If you have a history of arrythmia/heart failure- you should contact your doctor for an ECG within 6 hours after consumption.

    In short: 15g/15000mg is harmless.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking A LOT of water.

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