I just binged. How do I UNWHALE myself?

I just binged
How do I UNWHALE myself?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    watch gay porn until heart attack

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    become bulimic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this may help body, but the face remains fat. Live with your consequences OP

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jerk off over Moby Dick essays.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lift then do cardio. At least turn your failure into useful work.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do 200 lunges with a weight of your preference. turn some of that stuff into gains

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i once at a small tub of ice cream and about half a pumpkin pie. i felt so fat and disgusted with myself i induced vomiting. frick every doctor that says it is harmful, i'd fricking do it again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy your unremovable fat fricking face

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based ED poster

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nope. no ED here. this is the only time i've gorged enough to the point of food coma, aside from this i eat very healthy. if i ever end up gorging myself in the future i will again induce vomiting, because i CANNOT become fat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bulimia bro careful

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            bulimia doesn't exist. it's a "disorder" entirely made up in people's heads to cope with repetitive bad eating decisions to get happy pills from doctors. inducing vomiting worked like magic the one time i did it, and i will do it again if i ever find myself in a food coma

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    on valentines day I ate an entire heart shaped pizza and an entire thing of cheezy sticks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Epic cheat meal

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IM GONNA FRICKING DO IT ANONS IM GONNA WHALE!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go for it, whalechad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >6300 calorie meal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do you fit 6000 calories into one pizza

      • 1 year ago
        BrendanChad
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >bloody hell these pizza toppings come right off when you hold it upside down and scrape all the toppings off
          what did that tardo mean by this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        x-large, double cheese, double honey bbq sauce, double bacon, double italian sausage, double banana peppers, double shredded parmesan asiago, double feta cheese, no robust inspired tomato sauce

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a colossal waste of money for some bread with toppings.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's 166 calories per dollar. I'd say that's pretty efficient

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you want cheap calories, you can buy bags of rice. I am just thinking of the meat eggs you can get for $40 instead.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lol a tube of quaker oats has 4500kcal for $8, which is 562kcal per dollar.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No dessert?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >750 cals for one fricking slice
      I think I figured out americas obesity epidemic

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is binge eating so addictive lads?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it releases a huge amount of dopamine, like actual drugs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's sucks I've been binging on and off this past year and I put on pounds shit sucks

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just ate half a block of Black Diamond Montery Jack Jalapeno cheese

    its over for me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Half a block?? LMAO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah haha.
        plus I ate half a tub of icecream and a bagel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This was you today as well eh?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            God I wish that was me

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I screamed.

              The duality of man

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I screamed.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My genitals felt every ounce of pain from each bite

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Roll around on the floor fatty

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You have no follow through, go back to the kitchen and finish what you started tubby

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      animal..

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just don’t eat tomorrow

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro if you're having binging problems look at your macros and make sure you're hitting them properly with as many whole healthy foods as you can, it'll fill you right the frick up.

    Convenience food in the western world is the major problem when not in moderation, and it's often not in moderation because it's highly addictive shit.

    If you still have this problem even after getting your macros in check with mostly whole foods, talk to a therapist about cbt or a doctor about if something is fricked and out of whack.

    Good luck bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Or binge meat once a day and lose weight in the process.

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