I'm paranoid as frick and that keeps me from hiring a hooker. Money is not a problem but it makes me feel so anxious. Like, I would never go to her place, I could get kidnap or something. She's not coming to mine, she could have contacts and they could blackmail me or rob me in my house. And now with the covid rules, everybody has to register their names in a hotel. What the hell do I do? I was lucky and had sex a couple of times with exchange students, but I just go from home to the gym and I know I will never have sex with a woman unless I pay. Any advice, hooker connaisseurs?
>And now with the covid rules, everybody has to register their names in a hotel.
What kind of authoritarian, dystopian, third world shithole do you live in where people just go along with that?
Kiss her
STD
It’s all good. I massaged hand sanitizer on them afterwards.
you did put hand sanitizer down your urethra right? make sure it gets really deep down there just to be safe.
Give her a head pat
mfw i did this the first time i had my wiener and balls sucked
post about it in IST I guess
now wake up and post frogs on IST dot com slash IST (meaning: fitness and health)
What grade would you give her service?
Solid B
Why just a B?
It could've been slightly better. She was a ballhog though so it could've easily been a B+
Every time I did something with a hooker I felt disappointment in myself afterwards. It’s my soul crying out in pain. Do you feel the same?
You now have herpes.
Get vaccinated for monkeypox
Itching scratching discharge shame
How much was it?
$270 for blowjob and swallow but she spat it our after
what a rort. just save up for thailand next time
>270
the frick
Jesus Christ. You can get an hour full service in fricking London for cheaper than that.
now you need to suck her wiener and balls. and you pay her for the service afterwards.
I'm paranoid as frick and that keeps me from hiring a hooker. Money is not a problem but it makes me feel so anxious. Like, I would never go to her place, I could get kidnap or something. She's not coming to mine, she could have contacts and they could blackmail me or rob me in my house. And now with the covid rules, everybody has to register their names in a hotel. What the hell do I do? I was lucky and had sex a couple of times with exchange students, but I just go from home to the gym and I know I will never have sex with a woman unless I pay. Any advice, hooker connaisseurs?
Fix yourself, get a wife and stop being a dickwad
>And now with the covid rules, everybody has to register their names in a hotel.
What kind of authoritarian, dystopian, third world shithole do you live in where people just go along with that?
You crybaby frick
>doesn't have brothels
What the frick
Tell me how you found her. I have money and no b***hes. I'm too scared I'll get arrested to try to find hookers on my own.
Went to an AMP today because it feels like everything is going to shit and I just wanted to feel good
Put your phone down and pay the man
would you?
Repent
Now you wait, for the syphilis to develop
Trust the Gospel and sin no more
>Now what?
Start lifting.
>Now what?
Herpes, obviously