I just realized my mattress is 15 years old, is it stealing my gains?

Redpill me on mattresses /fit bros

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wake up feeling great after sleeping in hotels but not at home. So it could be related to the matress or just having clean sheets not full of dust. Not sure.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder to wash your sheets and pillows IST

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt wash them once for a whole year

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You SHOULD wash your sheets once a week
        >Care to elaborate on why?
        >No

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mite b

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most likely, yes. The rule of thumbs is to replace your mattress after 6-8 years, although this will vary depending on the type of mattress and amount of use it receives. I have to replace mine more frequently b/c I wear the springs out. Do yourself a favor and replace your mattress, anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have to replace mine more frequently b/c I wear the springs out
      Subtle i have lots of sex brag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or he's just fat as fuck.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why is your mattress on the floor
        >well I uh, broke the metal rails
        I actually have it sitting atop the ikea wood slats from my previous bedframe that even if I tried hard to put together right refused to stay fastened.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    take the floor/carpet pill

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried it. Wanted it to work but felt like shit always

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mistress is 15 years old and she is definitely stealing my divine protein shake.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sleeping with a 15 year old mattress
    YOU SICK PEDO

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t cheap out on a mattress. You spend 1/3rd of your life there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw i spend 1/2 my life there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same during winter

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently moved into a new place and didn't have much money after first/last month's rent+deposit, so I just got a cheap cot and a thin memory foam pad to put it on. It's honestly a revelation, I wake up feeling way more refreshed than any mattress I've slept on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How fat are you?
      I am really heavy relative to my body volume so a super hard mattress + frame below the mattress actually improved my sleep by a lot.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically sleep better on couches than beds.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sleep wherever I get tired. Never have any trouble falling asleep. Middle of the floor? No problem. Front porch? Easy. Don't even own a mattress.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i sleep pretty well on mattresses. my problem arises when i wake up in the middle of the night and lie in bed for an hour losing an hour of sleep because in the dark and silence of night i have nothing to distract the constant suicidal thoughts and thinking about how incomprehensibly pathetic my life is. sometimes i just scream and nearly cry and slam my head backwards into my pillow wailing

    but thats not the mattresses fault haha haha

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the garden gnome work around when it comes to mattresses bros? i also need a new one. What about futons?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One more year and she'll be legal

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just sleep on some blankets on the floor
    Big Sleep can go to hell

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is pretty well known at this point that after 10 years a mattress will start to siphon the life out of you to maintain itself. You have been losing gains for 5 years

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My shoulders ache almost every morning when waking, but it goes away about 15 minutes after getting out of bed. Am I destroying my body?

  18. 2 months ago
    3b

    Sleeping on the floor/futon is scientifically superior.

    Even our ancestors did that, the only reason beds are used today is because garden gnomes make INSANE margins off that shit.
    Literally thousands for like 100bucks of material and labor.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got any links?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      beds are hella comfortable you goon

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