I just shat blood.

I was in the toilet making mid effort and the result was a bloody shit. After that i went to the shower and a little rocky thing fell out of my anus.
Recently I added peas to my diet so everyday now Im eating peas.
Anyone have any ideia what might have caused?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you mention eating peas? Are you trying to imply peas made you shit blood?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe
      I never shat blood before

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop using your anus as an amusement park

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fuck that clown

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I, too, would fuck that clown

        Down to clown

        I would take that clown on a date. We'd go see a movie, then we'd go eat at a restaurant, talk about our lives and get to know each other better. Then, as the sun sets, we'd have a walk in the park, sit on a bench and look at the stars, dreaming about our future plans and goals. Then, when it's finally night time, I'd drive her to her place. She would feel tired, but happy to have been on a date with me. In front of her door, I would ask if she can give me a cup of water. She would invite me in to have a cup of water. I would go in, and drink it. The water would taste funny.

        Then, I would fuck that clown.

        What could they have meant by this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I, too, would fuck that clown

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Down to clown

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would take that clown on a date. We'd go see a movie, then we'd go eat at a restaurant, talk about our lives and get to know each other better. Then, as the sun sets, we'd have a walk in the park, sit on a bench and look at the stars, dreaming about our future plans and goals. Then, when it's finally night time, I'd drive her to her place. She would feel tired, but happy to have been on a date with me. In front of her door, I would ask if she can give me a cup of water. She would invite me in to have a cup of water. I would go in, and drink it. The water would taste funny.

      Then, I would fuck that clown.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you need a doctor not broscience

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I usually go to the bathroom in the morning so if tomorrow morning I still shitting blood I def will see a doctor

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have a hemmy my guy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the rocky thing?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hemmy stones

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't take a pick of "the rocky thing? It might just be a literal rock that came with the peas or other vegetable and you swallowed it.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should see a doctor if rocks are coming out of your ass, could be a roid or could be cancer.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bloody shit
    >peas?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it was red then it's probably fine
    If it was black then it was internal bleeding

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