I just watched the film American Sniper. What is the fastest way to get in shape and become army ready?

I just watched the film American Sniper.
What is the fastest way to get in shape and become army ready?
I want to serve my country and make Jocko proud.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think Jocko believes he did for america in the Middle East? Does he really think he saved freedom by shooting at people in the desert?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you rather the Taliban came to USA instead and invaded us instead of defeating them in Iran?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol
        i would prefer to leave them alone but israel wants them off the map so america has to fight them. now be a good goy and join the army.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol, OP is the most gullible little cuck. You will never be a man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The US govt causes me way more trouble than the taliban honestly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man you sound like my hick cousins in Arkansas. We invaded them because they didn't put up enough lgbt flags. We even dropped bombs on women and children when we left as a final gift. The separation of sexes in afghanistan means it wasn't a mistake, they saw that mass of women and children and dropped bombs on them. You're the evil one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're looking in the wrong place for a bleeding heart when it comes to those crude desert browns. Having said that though meddling in pointless wars abroad is bad for the people of the US, wasteful, and standing armies in general are dangerous to the people of the US and the form of government they originally ratified. Aggression abroad has been predicted and linked to despotism at home for a long long time in the history of the US and they were right to do so.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. the CIA actually found documents in the 9/11 rubble proving that the Taliban was planning to invade via the great lakes within a couple years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Immediately after the botched Afghanistan withdrawal, he published a podcast where him and his guest went on an hour-long rant about how they've lost faith in the military's leadership, how the entire conflict was ultimately pointless, and loudly pronounced their belief that "not a single American soldier should be sent to fight anywhere on Earth" until such a time as "there is a generational change in leadership." He declared that the entire generation of brass running the show, from the Armed Forces to the DOD, to a man, needs to be swept out and replaced before he could in good conscience back a single American conflict anywhere in the world or think that anyone should want to take part in it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        See the thing is that has been the case since 1861 though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ahem
          https://youtu.be/wKi3NwLFkX4

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look a fundamental part of the US's formative identity and founding involved being a nation of citizen soldiers. Born of backwater colonies fending off a large professional standing army with a small army of unprofessional volunteer troops... it was a great point of pride for actual American patriots to be citizen soldiers. Extreme disdain for standing armies and professional troops was a core staple of US identity, and politically, standing armies were seen as the chief threat to their republican notions.

            This was slow to change. It started to change in the Civil War and culminated with the adoption of full scale standing armies in the interwar period thanks to the world wars and general nationalization efforts in government and propganda (Pledge of Allegiance, America the Beautiful, Teddy Roosevelt all that shit). But even in WWI it still lingered. If you look at pictures of American officers with European ones in that war, their uniforms look drab and simple. There was a lingering general suspicion of professional armies and their pomp and circumstance up until like 100 years ago.

            Basically what I'm saying is that you cannot be an actual US "Patriot" and support a professional standing army.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish Darryl Cooper would stop fricking around with Civil Rights history and keep working on Who's America

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Biden got us out of Afghanistan. Frick trump

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit b8 M8. Here's your (you).

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically one of the few good things the Biden admin is done. Don’t be such a chud

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        surprisingly reasonable

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a homosexual, imagine invading someone else's country and thinking you're the good guy, the good guys are defending their country from you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > what a homosexual, imagine invading someone else's country and thinking you're the good guy
      Exactly. Frick Russia.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How easily manipulated your little brain is. There is a difference between invading a country on the other side of the globe, and a neighbouring country thats starting to become a threat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It seems like you should cut on /misc/ propaganda as you don’t have mental horsepower to filter facts from it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, americans are heroes, russians are bad guys, just like in my movies.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I understand that you’re taking all your mental models from Marvel movies but the amount of your projection and cope is getting embarrassing

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goggins is the superior psychopath.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to get good at:
    - Push-ups
    - Sit-ups
    - Running
    Don't worry about anything else. Some neverserved gay will tell you you need to get good at pack marching and shit like that, but you'll get better at that in your training.
    For push-ups
    >Do as many as you can and count it
    >Half that number
    >Do 3 sets of that number (e.g. if you can only do 30 in a row, do 3x15 every day with 1-3 minute rest in between).
    >Do this for a month, at end of month, test yourself again
    For sit-ups
    >Do same as above
    For running
    >Google it, it depends on your level of fitness and what you're capable of atm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Army dosen't have sit ups for the PT test anymore
      Push ups got changed too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too hard for women?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the Army don't actually do anything these days. If you want to be involved in real action, SF is the way to go.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those medals
    >never seen a second of real combat
    he looks like a boy scout
    amazing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about ? Jocko was a seal team 6 commander during the battle of Ramallah

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never seen a second of real combat

        lol, I'm not a jocko bootlicker but he was clearly in the field during his first deployment in Iraq, second deployment less so as he was the task unit commander

        https://i.imgur.com/7D5rc8P.gif

        >Willink's military service includes combat actions in the Iraq War, where he commanded SEAL Team 3's Task Unit Bruiser, the unit that fought in the battle against the Iraqi insurgents in Ramadi.

        Your go, chud

        >he was in Iraq
        Still never saw combat.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jocko is a patriot who served his country. I give you one chance to apologise

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Served?
            Lol no he got paid a salary, benefits, loan discounts, tax breaks, 10% discount a Dunkn Donuts etc etc.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And never saw combat.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I le said it le again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never seen a second of real combat

      lol, I'm not a jocko bootlicker but he was clearly in the field during his first deployment in Iraq, second deployment less so as he was the task unit commander

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Willink's military service includes combat actions in the Iraq War, where he commanded SEAL Team 3's Task Unit Bruiser, the unit that fought in the battle against the Iraqi insurgents in Ramadi.

      Your go, chud

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just join the IDF if you want to die for Israel.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Delicious b8. I'm sure the jannies will have to delete this soon

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watched military propaganda
    >immediately gets convinced to sign up
    lmao

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