don’t care about the obvious bait, but holy shit, the power of animals like bears and gorillas, tigers and the greater sharks is just something to marvel at
seeing this gorilla just crack a coconut really makes me want to hit the gym like right fricking now
It's not impossible. I got good at it a month or so ago when I first saw that video. The first time I tried breaking a coconut I did a lebron james windmill spam dunk with it against my kitchen floor, it fricking exploded and went everywhere. Gradually got better though, to where I can get the brown ones cracked without too much effort. Mostly technique.
I lift for black wolf >only got his own pack at old age >meanwhile had tens of offspring because he fricked every tribe's women then fricked off the moment he got confronted by other wolves
>eats black bears
Based.
Cool it with the racist
>One race, the Ursidae race!
Its not The Boss' fault he got hungry and Jamal's candy ass was delicious.
>Whites are polar bears
>Latinos are brown bears
>Blacks are black bears
>Asians are sun bears
Does this roughly correspond with bear behavior?
Polar bear migration (empire) will backfire long term.. Empire being folly and all that.
No.
Black bears are shy and reserved, polars kill for fun. Zookeepers fricking hate working with polars.
Ironic that the white bears are the Black folk of the bear world
guess what colour the skin is if you shave them?
Just looked it up, that mf looks so much scarier without hair, knowing it's real size we're lucky as a species that he was in the poles
It's evolution dude. The farther away from the equator the bigger the body. Holds true for all species.
No elephants live near the equator are are fricking huge
And the mammoths were even bigger. It's called the Bergmann's rule https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergmann%27s_rule
Is that why Nordics and the Dutch are so tall?
Doubtful. Russians aren't known to be very tall, while Maasai are (some reports say 190 cm is average).
depends where in russia
Think about Tigers. There's no bigger than the Siberian.
we killed mammoths... this dude is like a baby compared to a mammoth
>Whites are black bears
>Blacks are grizzlies
>Asian/Latinos are a toss up of either polar bears/sun bears/pandas
>all these bears
>asian
>not one mention of pandas
I am disappoint.
>Aryan/WASP = brown bear
>White = black bear
>Eurasian/Russian/Mongolian = polar bear
>azn = panda bear
>Black person = sloth bear
>Hispanic = koala
>pajeet = sun bear
>arab = grizzly bear
>israelite = spectacled bear
Brown bears and Polar bears are chuds
that would be me if not for industrialism and israelites
Daily reminder that bears were once considered a mythical creature. Therefore bearmode is the only way to ascend
im gay and this is the perfect body for a man to have
i hairmog every single one of you gays
and this is why i shave
*crack*
dumb bear
>he thinks that's impressive compared to the strength of a bear
Monke cucks really are pathetic
>tfw no claws
don’t care about the obvious bait, but holy shit, the power of animals like bears and gorillas, tigers and the greater sharks is just something to marvel at
seeing this gorilla just crack a coconut really makes me want to hit the gym like right fricking now
No matter how much you lift you will never effortlessly crack a coconut with your bear hand
It's drained and probably dried out. Still impossible for humans, but less impressive than it seems.
It's not impossible. I got good at it a month or so ago when I first saw that video. The first time I tried breaking a coconut I did a lebron james windmill spam dunk with it against my kitchen floor, it fricking exploded and went everywhere. Gradually got better though, to where I can get the brown ones cracked without too much effort. Mostly technique.
I honestly don't know how it's physically possible for an animal to generate enough force to break that coconut from 15/20 cm height...
Density. Bone, muscle, shit even their skin is denser.
It's drained, dried and old. A human could do it if it hit it in the right place.
You know Polar Bears crush seal heads with their jaws?
B-Boss?
*breaks tooth*
*dies*
no king rules forever
I feel a primal need to hunt this magnificent boy with a spear.
I am literally a polar bear
I feel a modern need to hunt this magnificent boy with a high cal rifle, and then take a selfie posing next to it
It's crazy to think with how big that dude is, the Kodiak brown bears get even bigger.
>not lifting for 747
ngmi
he weights 600lbs huh
I lift for him.
me on 12 Benadryl
I lift for black wolf
>only got his own pack at old age
>meanwhile had tens of offspring because he fricked every tribe's women then fricked off the moment he got confronted by other wolves
He's certainly Black alright
for me? it's Hank the Tank
I lift to be like him.
>may have once survived a collision with a train
Lol, lmao even.
Good thread