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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eats black bears
    Based.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool it with the racist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >One race, the Ursidae race!
        Its not The Boss' fault he got hungry and Jamal's candy ass was delicious.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Whites are polar bears
          >Latinos are brown bears
          >Blacks are black bears
          >Asians are sun bears

          Does this roughly correspond with bear behavior?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Polar bear migration (empire) will backfire long term.. Empire being folly and all that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.
            Black bears are shy and reserved, polars kill for fun. Zookeepers fricking hate working with polars.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ironic that the white bears are the Black folk of the bear world

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                guess what colour the skin is if you shave them?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just looked it up, that mf looks so much scarier without hair, knowing it's real size we're lucky as a species that he was in the poles

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's evolution dude. The farther away from the equator the bigger the body. Holds true for all species.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No elephants live near the equator are are fricking huge

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And the mammoths were even bigger. It's called the Bergmann's rule https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergmann%27s_rule

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that why Nordics and the Dutch are so tall?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doubtful. Russians aren't known to be very tall, while Maasai are (some reports say 190 cm is average).

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                depends where in russia

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Think about Tigers. There's no bigger than the Siberian.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                we killed mammoths... this dude is like a baby compared to a mammoth

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Whites are black bears
            >Blacks are grizzlies
            >Asian/Latinos are a toss up of either polar bears/sun bears/pandas

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all these bears
            >asian
            >not one mention of pandas
            I am disappoint.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Aryan/WASP = brown bear
            >White = black bear
            >Eurasian/Russian/Mongolian = polar bear
            >azn = panda bear
            >Black person = sloth bear
            >Hispanic = koala
            >pajeet = sun bear
            >arab = grizzly bear
            >israelite = spectacled bear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brown bears and Polar bears are chuds

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that would be me if not for industrialism and israelites

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that bears were once considered a mythical creature. Therefore bearmode is the only way to ascend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      im gay and this is the perfect body for a man to have

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hairmog every single one of you gays

      im gay and this is the perfect body for a man to have

      and this is why i shave

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *crack*
    dumb bear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks that's impressive compared to the strength of a bear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monke cucks really are pathetic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no claws

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don’t care about the obvious bait, but holy shit, the power of animals like bears and gorillas, tigers and the greater sharks is just something to marvel at
      seeing this gorilla just crack a coconut really makes me want to hit the gym like right fricking now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No matter how much you lift you will never effortlessly crack a coconut with your bear hand

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly don't know how it's physically possible for an animal to generate enough force to break that coconut from 15/20 cm height...

        It's drained and probably dried out. Still impossible for humans, but less impressive than it seems.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not impossible. I got good at it a month or so ago when I first saw that video. The first time I tried breaking a coconut I did a lebron james windmill spam dunk with it against my kitchen floor, it fricking exploded and went everywhere. Gradually got better though, to where I can get the brown ones cracked without too much effort. Mostly technique.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't know how it's physically possible for an animal to generate enough force to break that coconut from 15/20 cm height...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Density. Bone, muscle, shit even their skin is denser.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's drained, dried and old. A human could do it if it hit it in the right place.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know Polar Bears crush seal heads with their jaws?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    B-Boss?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *breaks tooth*
    *dies*
    no king rules forever

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel a primal need to hunt this magnificent boy with a spear.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am literally a polar bear

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel a modern need to hunt this magnificent boy with a high cal rifle, and then take a selfie posing next to it

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy to think with how big that dude is, the Kodiak brown bears get even bigger.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not lifting for 747
    ngmi

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he weights 600lbs huh

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for him.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    me on 12 Benadryl

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for black wolf
    >only got his own pack at old age
    >meanwhile had tens of offspring because he fricked every tribe's women then fricked off the moment he got confronted by other wolves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's certainly Black alright

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me? it's Hank the Tank

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to be like him.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >may have once survived a collision with a train
    Lol, lmao even.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread

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