i like combat sports so much it's unreal

i like combat sports so much it's unreal

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like combat
    we are not the same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just dont get Hit moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice selfie.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright buddy war time

    Don’t even think about breaking the rules or I’ll call my dad who is a cop.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >on the street
    >throw a bunch of coins I had in my left pocket into your face out of nowhere
    >as you try to recover I get you with a forward legsweep
    >kick you in the head knocking you unconcious almost immediately
    >could do anything I want with you but decide to leave you there
    A ''fighter'' who is spared by the rules of the ring cannot call himself a true fighter. You are an athlete excelling in your own sport,not a fighter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      personally i like to extend both of my arms and spin super fast like a helicopter, making my fists hit them over and over, trained fighters dont stand a chance against this technique because they fight with rules

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dyel throws coins at my face, missing almost entirely
      >gently taps my leg trying to sweep me
      >I swoop and grab both of his knees
      >I double leg takedown his skull into the pavement
      >he is now disabled for life and police rule it was self defense

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >as you grab my knees I shove my two fingers into your eyes with my amazing grip strength
        >as you flinch back in pain Iaunch a flying front kick into your balls
        >as you kneel to the ground in unbearable agony I push your body forward with my knee and your neck upwards breaking it and disabling you for life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you've never been in a fight before.
          My eyes would not be in the reach of your fingers during a two legged takedown.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you wouldnt get the chance to grab onto me smart guy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah? And whys that?

              Tell me how you would defend against a wrestler's double leg. Explain his stance, your stance, get detailed... this should be good

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not that guy, but your wrestiling moves are predicated on the fact your opponent doesn't want to kill or maim you.
                The openings you leave because "that's against the rules" is ridiculous.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea what you're talking about. A well executed double leg onto concrete leaves virtually zero openings compared to some moron trying to swing on someone on the street, and will prove much more lethal when your head hits the pavement. Same for a slam from behind

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How many people have you killed in a fight?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't going to slam somebody's head with a normal double leg.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ???
                >take their knees
                >drive them up off the ground
                >steer them sideways and down
                >slam their upper body into the pavement

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                as you go for me knees I'm going to the side if you havent gotten a good enough hold of me as yet,then the eyes will get gouged as I hold the back of the victim's head.

                You shouldn't talk about fighting if you have never done it. You are just embarrassing yourself and could really get yourself hurt if you are around the wrong people.

                I've been in fights before but the most moves I've had done on me is a few amateur wrestling moves, headlocks and some wild punches and those kicks that nonflexible people do that apply zero damage,one guy tried to hit me with an ez bar in the gym in high school but I got it off him fairly easily before he got his first swing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bro you have no clue. You're just being a lol cow. You ain't touching a wrestler's eyes lmao. Keep being anorexic or whatever tho

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You shouldn't talk about fighting if you have never done it. You are just embarrassing yourself and could really get yourself hurt if you are around the wrong people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      knocking somebody out on hard ground sucks. They hit their head and die or get permanently disabled. If you want to fight get on grass first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying a ring fighter cant fight dirty as well and is more efficient at doing so

  5. 1 month ago
    XxXMasterOfTheSwordXxX

    Every time I read Shamo I get such a T boost that I immediately have to do some push-ups or frick something.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BJJ, wrestling, judo, muay thai, boxing, or mma, I don't care, put me in there. I just want to dance.

    • 1 month ago
      sage

      Heck yeah BRÖTHER

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Judo still considered the goat combat sport?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that's Catch Wrestling.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I excel at any sport that requires sweaty contact with other men

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NO NARUTO, I AM HOKAGE.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they'd beat my prostate and not my face.

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