I listen to the smiths in the gym

I listen to the smiths in the gym

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more of cure guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pornography is my favourite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Cure > The Smith.

      This is the non-Reddit opinion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong robert smith is a socialist and morrisey said london isn't white anymore fuck off back to r/urafagit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b a s a d o

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're too different to make a fair comparison imo. Few bands can touch Pornography or Disintegration in terms of making depression sound great, but few lyricists come anywhere close to Morrisey's wit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My ex gave me a CD of disintegration on like the third date, bc I told her I was a Cure fan and apparently she collected CDs and Cassettes and stuff. It was very cute and I think abt her everytime I listen to that album now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like a good memory. I've never had anything like that. Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's IFA wartburg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly based Genosse
      This paired with some of the Wolfenstein music, some Neue Deutsche Härte and a few others forms my upper body Playlist.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you listen to them while using the smith machine?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek
      Glad I'm not the only one who always thought of that when the machine gets brought up

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then why do you sleep alone tonight?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WILL LIFTING MAKE A MAN OF ME YET

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I know it's over
    >and it never really began
    me too

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN
    TO OTHER PEOPLE'S SPINES
    AND NOW IT'S HAPPENING TO MINE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just shut your mouth
      How can you say
      You go about drinking the wrong whey
      I am human and I need to be pumped
      Just like everybody else does

      https://i.imgur.com/hDMMNtD.jpg

      I don't care if Monday's chest
      Tuesday's rest day Wednesday too
      Thursday I don't care about legs
      It's Friday, I'm a DYEL

      kek. some of u guys are alright

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made me laff

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BUT THAT JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WAS LOOKING FOR A BENCH AND THEN I FOUND A BENCH
    BUT HEAVEN KNOWS I'M WEAK AS SHIT NOW

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just shut your mouth
    How can you say
    You go about drinking the wrong whey
    I am human and I need to be pumped
    Just like everybody else does

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHEN YOU SAY I'M GONNA MAKE IT NOW
      WHEN EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN?
      SEE I'VE ALREADY WAITED TOO LONG
      AND ALL MY GAINS ARE GONE

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trudging over scattered dumbbells
    Back to the rack where your PR was mogged
    This is the franchise gym
    Where the physiques look so grim
    Armogeddon, come Armogeddon!
    Come, Armogeddon! Come!

    Every day is like leg day
    Every day is painful and gay

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOME LIFTERS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You have never been in love
    >Until you've felt the doms
    >From doing eight hour arms

    >We are the pumped up petty frauds
    >And you're standing in our gym
    >Where Big Rich was the
    >First of the gang with a pin in his quad
    >And the first to his prime
    >The first to leave humanity behind, oh my

    >Big Rich was the first of the gang
    >With a pin in his quad
    >And a cookie in his gullet
    >And the biggest lost lad
    >To go lift in the sky

    >And he mogged all the big and the small
    >And the not very big and the very small
    >And he mogged all hope away
    >He mogged all hope away
    >He mogged all hope away
    >Away, away
    >He mogged all hope away
    >Away

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY DELETED THE KRAAAAW THREAD

    I'M GONNA GO INSANE

    KRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEY WILL NEVER STOP US FROM SOARING KAAAW

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOUD PACK bro WITH YOUR GIRL ON MY TIP

    DAMN BASED GOD, I'M A PRETTY BITCH

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if Monday's chest
    Tuesday's rest day Wednesday too
    Thursday I don't care about legs
    It's Friday, I'm a DYEL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Feel the barbell rack
      >Knurled in my hand
      >Mirin my bro
      >Mirin his ass (no homo)
      >Mirin myself
      >Reflected in the eyes of
      >the mogged man on the bench

      >The mogged man
      >On the bench
      >I'm alive
      >I'm big
      >I'm the gymbro
      >Mogging a pajeet.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need high bpm metal or synthwave when lifting.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some girls' mothers are swoler than others

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I listen to Rusted Root's Send Me On My Way when I PR

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frankly, Mr. Rippetoe, this routine I've held
    It lifts my weight and it corrodes my soul
    I want to leave, you will not miss me
    I want to go down in /cbt/ history

    Roids, roids, fatal roids
    It can play hideous tricks on the gut
    But still, I'd rather be aesthetic
    Then fat or strong, any day, any day, any day

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're wondering why
    All the love that you long for eludes you
    And people are rude and cruel to you
    I'll tell you why
    I'll tell you why
    I'll tell you why
    I'll tell you why

    You just haven't made it yet, anon
    You just haven't made it, son
    You just haven't earned it yet, anon
    You must suffer and lift for a longer time
    You just haven't earned it yet, anon
    And I'm telling you now

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re so strong then why are you on you’re own tonight
    If you’re so very lean looking why do you sleep alone tonight
    I know, cause tonight is just like any other night.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got me into another Smiths kick
    Thank you, fag

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE
    LET ME FINISH THIS REP
    LORD KNOWS IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And if a ten ton bar
    Crushes through my spine
    To die by this squat
    Is such a heavenly way to die

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a guy that never works out
      There is a guy that never works out

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO BENCH MY OWN WEIGHT AND ITS DRIVING MY MAD

    MY ARMS REALLY ARE FRAI-AAIL

    I FAIL MID REP AND ALL THE GYM THOTS LAUGH

    THESE ARE THE RICHES OF A DYEL

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM HUUUUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOOOOOOVED

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1cvTeoO9cCrI

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Last Of The Famous Natty Powershitters

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYDAY IS LIKE LEG DAY
    EVERY DAY IS PAINFUL AND GAY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finishined curling in a squat rack desolate
      Will the gains make a man of me yet?

      There is a guy that never works out
      There is a guy that never works out

      And if a ten ton bar
      Crushes through my spine
      To die by this squat
      Is such a heavenly way to die

      Frankly, Mr. Rippetoe, this routine I've held
      It lifts my weight and it corrodes my soul
      I want to leave, you will not miss me
      I want to go down in /cbt/ history

      Roids, roids, fatal roids
      It can play hideous tricks on the gut
      But still, I'd rather be aesthetic
      Then fat or strong, any day, any day, any day

      Kek

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i listen to metal weebs

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show me, show me, show me how you do that lift
    The one that makes me big she said
    The one that makes me strong she said
    And threw her arms around the bench
    Show me how you do it
    And I promise you I promise that
    I'll shoulder press with you
    I'll shoulder press with you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What she asked of me at the end of the lift
      Caligula would have blushed
      "Wow, you really look very strong" she said
      And I naturally fled

      Kek'd

      Frankly, Mr. Ripptits, this milk I've drunk
      It expands my waist, and it bloats my gut
      I want to cut, you cannot stop me
      I want to look sick, I want to get pussy

      Frankly, Mr. Riptits, I'm an obese wreck
      I've got a homoerotic Texan breathing down my neck
      I must lose weight, you understand me
      I want to go down in aesthetic history, Mr. Riptits

      Abs, abs, rippling abs
      They can play hideous tricks on a man
      But still I'd rather be shredded
      Than strongfat or bearmode, any day, any day, any day
      But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled
      Going on dates with a 6 out of 10 girl
      I want to live and I want to love
      I want to curl something I won't be ashamed of

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pumped from bicep curls
    Doing pull-ups in a weighted vest
    Will roiding make a man of me yet?
    Should I cycle SARMS?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A dreaded pulling day
    So I meet you at the planet fitness plates
    Pendlay and Yates are on your siiide

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What she said
    How come someone hasn't notice I'm shredded
    And decided to mire me
    God knows I'm ready
    (la-la-la-la-la)

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based. i listen to paramore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      last album was a lot better than i expected , instant nostalgia

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What she asked of me at the end of the lift
    Caligula would have blushed
    "Wow, you really look very strong" she said
    And I naturally fled

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I COULD HAVE BEEN WILD I COULD HAVE BEEN FREE
    BUT TREN HAD ITS WAY ON ME

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godlike thread

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Siouxsie and the Banshees

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OOOH YOUR SPINE LIES IN DUST

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Skrewdriver but the Smiths are also good !

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blue eyed devils mogs skrewdriver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer Vaginal Jesus.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ON THE MACHINE DOWNSTAIRS SHE SAT AND STARED
    I'LL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN OH

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I decree today that life
    Is simply lifting and not gaining

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But my gym doesnt have any smiths. Wat do?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hand on weight
    The weak incels laugh
    Yes we maybe lifting for braps
    But weve got gains theyl never have

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last night i dreamt that somebody loved me

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the shadowplay acting out your own death knowing no more

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the smiths? what kind of retard are you
    just use free weights

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I COULD HAVE LOOKED FINE AND I COULD HAVE LOOKED BIG
    BUT RIPPETOE PLAYED THIS TRICK ON ME
    HE WANTS SQUATS NOW
    AND HE WILL NOT WAIT
    BUT HE'S TOO FAT AND I'M TOO DYELICATE
    THEN ON THE RACK
    ANOTHER MAN, HE LIFTS THE BAR

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHE’S LOST HER FORM
    SHE’S LOST HER FORM AGAIN

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morrissey's solo work is kino.

    >IF YOU'RE GONNA JUMP, JUST JUMP
    DON'T THINK ABOUT IT
    IF YOU'RE GONNA RUN HOME AND CRY
    THEN DON'T WASTE MY TIME
    IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOUR SELF
    THEN TO SAVE FACE
    GET ON WITH IT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So this is the power of no Johnny Marr..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no johnussy

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You must have a big brain

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