I live in a studio apartment and just ordered a bench and barbell. Where the fuck do I put it?

I live in a studio apartment and just ordered a bench and barbell. Where the fuck do I put it? There's no room in here after my coffee table tv bed computer desk etc. The fuck do you guys do? I can't sleep in my rack

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put it right in between the coffee table and your TV

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can’t sleep in my rack
    NGMI

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sleep on your bench or get rid of the couch

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of the TV, the bed, chairs, coffee table, futon and whatever other furniture you have. If you're so poor that you're living in a studio apartment then you're too poor for the luxury of furniture.

    Turn your "home" into a living quarters. Use it only to exercise and generate wealth somehow. How you do it is up to you. You don't need a TV like a dumbfuck. Any self respecting man doesnt eatch talmudvision. All it does is waste your time. You don't need to be comfortable with plush furniture. Sleep on the floor with a bedroll or sleeping bag and a pillow. The computer is a good tool to utilize to make money, but only if you use it like one. It's too comfortable to simply sit and waste hours on it. Mount it on the wall, throw away the desk, put a treadmill underneath it. Only use it when you are standing and walking. I guarantee you will become more efficient when using it. College is a scam. Stop going if you are. Start a business instead. Be a man. Sacrifice your worthless material possessions that only serve to enslave you to your basal desires to be weak.

    There should be no place to sit in your living quarters. There should be nothing there sheerly for comfort. Throw away everything motherfucker. Put shelves everywhere so you have functional surface space when you are standing. Don't be a bitch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tl:dr

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet this child watches Sam Hyde for "life advice" and is in the process of being groomed into being another mass shooter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Any self respecting man doesnt eatch talmudvision. All it does is waste your time.
      >The computer is a good tool to utilize to make money, but only if you use it like one. It's too comfortable to simply sit and waste hours on it.

      Bro you on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. STFU

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like the smallest, dyel retard on this board. I'm losing gains by just replying to you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So babe this is my apartment, it doesn't have a TV or even chairs or sofa to sit on but that's okay because those are banal material possessions. I got a computer but the rule is you need to power walk on the treadmill to use it. Anyways here's my bed, who needs a fancy ass mattress when you got a perfectly fine sleeping bag-babe, where're you going?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I still visit the chin

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the roof.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rent a garage/storage space, you probably have neighbors downstairs. Most exercies are not particularly loud but you have to make way softer movements which defeats the spirit of lifting, then some shit can get loud, like weighted lunges.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great idea. He could also subsidize the cost by sharing the space with other people who want to workout. Literally no one has thought of this.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever replies after is retarded.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not my apartment dumbass it's just a Google reference

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >studio apartment
    You mean a goy hutch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes living on the street to BTFO the garden gnomes. The newest IST trend.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you order something when you dont know where it will fit. retard

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op can you draw out your apartment with exact sizes in paint.
    We can not really help you unless we know the dimensions.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should have thought about that before you bought it retard

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can use the bench as a table

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