From the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep I fantasize about killing demons. You see me eating my breakfast? I'm thinking about killing demons. You see me taking a shower? I'm thinking about killing demons. You see me staring at a wall? Yeah, I'm thinking about killing demons. I need to become stronger so that I can kill them with my bare hands.
At this moment in time I am training to astral project so that I can fight them directly, since demons are pussies and won't show themselves in the physical. But even if they come for me here, lifting has made my body strong enough to successfully fight them off.
Nobody did anything to make me like this. A few years ago I woke up, and I really hated demons. This has been my life since then.
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I got covid in 2021 and thought I was going to die. As I laid there in bed unable to breathe I realized that I always wanted to get back in the gym and I wasted my life not doing it. So after I got better and could walk again I joined a gym. Now I bench press 305 and I workout daily.
I lift because I got abducted by aliens who shot me up with some mutant genome shit so I want to get big and strong as possible like the geneboosted humans in Quake and Unreal.
I lift because I hate demons.
From the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep I fantasize about killing demons. You see me eating my breakfast? I'm thinking about killing demons. You see me taking a shower? I'm thinking about killing demons. You see me staring at a wall? Yeah, I'm thinking about killing demons. I need to become stronger so that I can kill them with my bare hands.
At this moment in time I am training to astral project so that I can fight them directly, since demons are pussies and won't show themselves in the physical. But even if they come for me here, lifting has made my body strong enough to successfully fight them off.
Nobody did anything to make me like this. A few years ago I woke up, and I really hated demons. This has been my life since then.
I fricking hate them so much bros
Someone get this guy some high fructose corn syrup STAT
Lucifer loves you too, bro
It’s every day, not everyday in this context.
Go back to/lit/, nerd
I’m sick of this board being so dumb and illiterate all the time. No excuses.
If you’re strong this is based but if you’re a skinnyfat DYEL this is cringe as frick and you should kys
Poor grammar is inexcusable regardless of whether you’re writing an essay for class or posting here. ESLs deserve to be shamed or they’ll never improve.
add another one to the list
Facts are adulterations of the truth. Always falling short of the richness all around us.
>ESLs deserve to be shamed or they’ll never improve
Fricking this
Books are for gay homosexual pussys like you nerd.
Your moron, I'm Chad.
You're mom!
is that you jesus?
I look at my porn folder and realize there's not a single fat guy in it
I got covid in 2021 and thought I was going to die. As I laid there in bed unable to breathe I realized that I always wanted to get back in the gym and I wasted my life not doing it. So after I got better and could walk again I joined a gym. Now I bench press 305 and I workout daily.
I'm not a schizo I just think it feels good
Please tell me you use pic related
I lift because I got abducted by aliens who shot me up with some mutant genome shit so I want to get big and strong as possible like the geneboosted humans in Quake and Unreal.
>I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven.
Wait, how old are you?
i just hate women