I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven. This inspired me to lift everyday. What about you?

I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven.
This inspired me to lift everyday.
What about you?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I lift because I hate demons.

    From the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep I fantasize about killing demons. You see me eating my breakfast? I'm thinking about killing demons. You see me taking a shower? I'm thinking about killing demons. You see me staring at a wall? Yeah, I'm thinking about killing demons. I need to become stronger so that I can kill them with my bare hands.

    At this moment in time I am training to astral project so that I can fight them directly, since demons are pussies and won't show themselves in the physical. But even if they come for me here, lifting has made my body strong enough to successfully fight them off.

    Nobody did anything to make me like this. A few years ago I woke up, and I really hated demons. This has been my life since then.

    I fricking hate them so much bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Someone get this guy some high fructose corn syrup STAT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer loves you too, bro

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s every day, not everyday in this context.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to/lit/, nerd

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I’m sick of this board being so dumb and illiterate all the time. No excuses.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you’re strong this is based but if you’re a skinnyfat DYEL this is cringe as frick and you should kys

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Poor grammar is inexcusable regardless of whether you’re writing an essay for class or posting here. ESLs deserve to be shamed or they’ll never improve.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              add another one to the list

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Facts are adulterations of the truth. Always falling short of the richness all around us.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >ESLs deserve to be shamed or they’ll never improve
              Fricking this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Books are for gay homosexual pussys like you nerd.
          Your moron, I'm Chad.
          You're mom!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that you jesus?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I look at my porn folder and realize there's not a single fat guy in it

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got covid in 2021 and thought I was going to die. As I laid there in bed unable to breathe I realized that I always wanted to get back in the gym and I wasted my life not doing it. So after I got better and could walk again I joined a gym. Now I bench press 305 and I workout daily.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a schizo I just think it feels good

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me you use pic related

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I lift because I got abducted by aliens who shot me up with some mutant genome shit so I want to get big and strong as possible like the geneboosted humans in Quake and Unreal.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven.
    Wait, how old are you?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i just hate women

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