I signed up for a crossfit class. What am I in for?

I signed up for a crossfit class. What am I in for?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Say goodbye to your joints and neck while doing exercises in such a bad form that "looking like a retard" falls short as a description.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not really in great shape right now, so I'm probably just going to confuse that for muscle soreness and think I'm getting swole. I will continue to go to classes then because I want to get more swole.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'll most likely hurt yourself trying to follow some ungodly rythm everyone has to follow.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    poor form and resolutioners

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'll most likely hurt yourself trying to follow some ungodly rythm everyone has to follow.

      Say goodbye to your joints and neck while doing exercises in such a bad form that "looking like a retard" falls short as a description.

      it's actually hella fun if you're not stupid about it

      Did it for a year, would do oly wl 3x/wk and pick up a session afterwards, then hit sessions 2-3 times outside that.

      I skipped all the kipping crap and things that seemed unsafe. The rest was pretty decent.

      What excersises should I avoid to ensure I'm not going to fuck myself up?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's actually hella fun if you're not stupid about it

    Did it for a year, would do oly wl 3x/wk and pick up a session afterwards, then hit sessions 2-3 times outside that.

    I skipped all the kipping crap and things that seemed unsafe. The rest was pretty decent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unironically this, just don't do all the shit they do with bad form. also a based way to meet fit women.

      You'll get fit and make some friends (who are likely interested in a healthy lifestyle). I would probably do it too if I weren't a poorfag

      that's why so many women do it - it's more expensive, they find guys who can afford a little extra.

      When you say none of the political crap, do you just mean the leftist virtue signaling, or just no politics in general? I am basically a 4chantard who doesn't use 4chan so I'm probably gonna sperg at some point.

      prepare to be thrown out. haven't seen a crossfit gym where racism or misogyny was accepted in any shape or form.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        meh, I don't care as much about racism and misogyny, as much as I do about kidnapping the PM and doing a DNA test on him to see if he is actually a Trudeau, or a Castreau.

        I have the feeling there are going to be more MILFs there than girls my age... might even see a few GILFs too in this retirement community.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'll get fit and make some friends (who are likely interested in a healthy lifestyle). I would probably do it too if I weren't a poorfag

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a lot of HIIT cardio and some Olympic lifts with bullshit sprinkled in between. If you're out of shape it's probably going to really kick your ass.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    actually being fit, you will be able to do stuff at high risk of injury do, however if you make it, you will be much fitter than most people who worked out for even 3 years. don't do these retarded fast pullups tho

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